L.A. Without a Map Page #5

Synopsis: An "aspiring Hollywood actress" (Vinessa Shaw), on a visit to a charming North England town, has a brief fling with the town undertaker (David Tennant), who also writes obituaries for the local paper. Returning home, where she works as a waitress at a Japanese restaurant, she tells everyone about the handsome "writer" she met on her trip. Unfortunately, he decides to follow her back to Hollywood, setting up the expected light romantic comedy with asides as the newcomer gains experience about the goings on in Hollywood.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Mika Kaurismäki
Production: Dan Films
 
IMDB:
6.2
UNRATED
Year:
1998
107 min
131 Views


Justus

... there we go.

I'm sorry, Patterson.

Do not mess,

Mr. Bell'accento lnglese.

Look, I'm Scottish.

Who cares! Here

no one goes anywhere

until the two of us we have not finished

to speak ... without interruption.

No, Patterson, there is no

nothing else to say.

-Barbie ...

-Hey, hey, hey.

You have heard it said, um?

Patterson.

What have you done?

Oh, you bastard.

No, no.

Oh no!

Oh God!

From ... strength, Hustler ...

Get up.

Patterson

that beast, that a**hole!

-Hey, uncle, hey, let me know ...

-Richard.

-It 's dead?

-I do not know.

-Richard, Richard, tell me, Richard.

-Hey, flogged the salmon ...

Oh, are you okay?

The yes-

-And you?

-Yes, I'm fine. I'm fine, yes.

If I say accoppiamolo,

the pair all together.

Okay,

Good things Patt.

-Come on, come on.

-Sorry ... think about you guys, huh?

-Banana, you are great ...

-Excuse me, we would stop, but

-Very ... you are great!.

-We really must, you understand it?

Hey Uncle, good things ... take care.

They are fantastic ...

Am I going too fast? Too easy?

No, you're serious.

Come on, Julie.

Hey, look, uh ...

Julie and I are

a little 'to e. .. pieces

So we thought

maybe go into e. ..

to take ... take

a room and do, do ...

Having sex!

Hours of sex!

An avalanche of sex! Sex

wild in industrial quantities.

Hey, it's a good thing.

It 'a lot of sex.

Um, is still your friend

really serious, blonde.

Okay. See you later, Rich?

-Come on.

-Trattamela well.

Ah ... orders, ma'am.

Hey, Grandpa ... hey.

This is a serious machine,

the same color as ours!

Hey ... is serious!

My mother ...

was a true force of nature.

Te-I have never spoken?

No, I just know your father.

After my father died ...

My mother wanted

away from California,

so we moved to New York.

E. .. her second husband was

a guy named Jerry.

A real estate agent

Rochester. And then there was John ...

Eric and then

and then a Welsh name Bryn.

Bryn.

And then married Charles in Palo Alto.

And so sets a new record, because

stay with him only a week.

He said that the first six days

was nice but the problem

was the seventh day ...

I love my mom, but ...

I know that would be a tragedy if I ...

I become like her.

Sure.

If I get married I want

means something.

Right?

Me too.

Okay.

I want a double cheeseburger ...

medium fries

and a Coke.

-Good.

Wait, wait, wait.

Give me those glasses.

Oh okay, ma'am.

-Thanks.

Um ... wait a while '

What's dessert?

Um, that stupid question. As

do you know what's for dessert?

Probably there is ...

there is a successful burger

poached apple

with cheese ...

wrapped in a crust

puff pastry.

Hm, looks good.

I'll take five.

-Five?

-Hm, no, we are.

I could have a

peckish later.

Oh, Richard ...

Yes ...

Let's do it.

-What?

-Let.

-We do what?

Let's get married-

-Are you serious?

-I believe him.

Do not cry, Julie.

Hey, you!

For the powers granted to me

the state of Nevada, I

pronounce you husband and wife.

Gl-gl-gl-gl-rings.

Now it can ... b-b-b-kissing

I-l-l-bride.

happy, happy, hooray!

Evvivaaaa!

So in the end happened.

All in a night.

I found the love and

conquered my beautiful.

The hard part was gone.

From now on,

everything would be downhill.

No, you know what I can do?

I'm sorry.

So, uh, sorry

I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

Okay, see you tomorrow.

Richard, I'm on the phone!

Come on, Barbara. We have not yet

had our daily bread.

No, no, no, no. Listen to me!

Tomorrow I have an audition for a

leading role in a movie.

-Hey, congratulations!

-E, e. .. I have not finished yet!

E. .. I also have a

appointment with an agent.

-Hey, congratulations again!

-No ... Richard.

And 'love for you, is for you.

-For me?

-Yes.

Why?

Richard ... you can not clean pools

for the rest of your life.

-Well ...

-Treasury, is a great placed at suitable.

I mean, who knows! One day

write a screenplay for me.

We will be like Marilyn and Arthur Miller

Treasury ...

that's wrong?

Oh! Do not do so. Come here.

-You want it?

Oh, yes.

You want so much?

We'll talk later. Okay.

-You must be Richard. Oh, hello.

-Hello.

Oh, look. You know you're really

beautiful? See you very little.

-Okay.

-Okay.

We do not know how it ends.

Well, I'm vulgar and concise ...

and very well known.

-Come on, tell me.

-Well, here, I'd write a novel.

A novel.

Oooh, this is beautiful, yes.

We want to call it

treatment, is more correct!

Look, it's useless to me explain

break what is hard

in the world of screenwriting.

We are in Los Angeles

Here even my manicures

Quentin Tarantino wants to be.

Which reminds me ... Sonja ...

Yes, dear. We have moved

that appointment a. .. Friday?

Ah-ha. Yes.

-Here.

What a nice ... and ask whether David

and Martin will be. Yes, yes.

So tomorrow call me Jesus.

Okay. Hello hello.

However you have a particularity,

Richard, do not you think?

Really?

-Yes, your luck is

-That you ... English.

-Scottish.

But that's nice ... anyway ...

what makes you special

is that ... 're British,

I say English of England.

As Mr. Bean.

Otherwise you're just another

with a poor bell'accento.

In any case

I think

of ... Iavorare with you.

Oh!

Now I'll explain:

writer, now I give you ...

a consonant and a vowel.

B and O.

They are not to smell good, or for

Bella Otero, is much more simple.

I'm talking about:

Box Office.

Box Office.

Box Office.

Concept easy, I also understand

children, and I am terribly

young to have success

I have, and I am a millionaire.

So I, I certain

I mean things.

And you must be ...

very deep?

If you insist ...

sex, challenge to constituted authority,

destruction of property,

gratuitous violence,

bloodshed,

preferably all together.

Ma ..

understandable.

-It seems to me essential ...

Ah ... sure.

Okay,

I give him a look.

In the meantime come up with some facts

idea, then we'll talk about it together.

-Very good. Oh, and remember ...

-Very deep!

Oh, my God!

Today we celebrate ...

call Julie Moss.

Let's go ... the Speed ??Zone.

-What 'is the Speed ??Zone?

-Hm ...

-God party until tomorrow.

-What happened?

And 'success. I made a

great audition, you know?

The producer told me that they are

by far the best actress

of all those who have seen it. And

I will know in a few days.

-And the director?

Sooner or later the-know.

I felt so free

front of the camera.

It 'was great.

-What?

-It 's been better than sex ...

Better.

Certainly better than sex, is obvious.

I'm stuck.

Hello little man!

I wondered how I would

if he had heard.

I should have been

happy for her ...

but I was not very safe.

I had never imagined

in another film.

A serious place, huh?

Hey Richard, why not

we get something to drink,

a nice cocktail

and we reach the pool?

-Yeah, okay.

-Okay.

Hello.

-I told you, not for me Can you do ...

-So to save time.

You have the most beautiful mouth

I've seen.

-You think so?

-You know I do.

I made the big

injections of silicone

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Mika Kaurismäki

Mika Juhani Kaurismäki (Finnish: [ˈmikɑ ˈkɑurismæki]; born 21 September 1955) is a Finnish film director. more…

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