L.A. Without a Map Page #4

Synopsis: An "aspiring Hollywood actress" (Vinessa Shaw), on a visit to a charming North England town, has a brief fling with the town undertaker (David Tennant), who also writes obituaries for the local paper. Returning home, where she works as a waitress at a Japanese restaurant, she tells everyone about the handsome "writer" she met on her trip. Unfortunately, he decides to follow her back to Hollywood, setting up the expected light romantic comedy with asides as the newcomer gains experience about the goings on in Hollywood.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Mika Kaurismäki
Production: Dan Films
 
IMDB:
6.2
UNRATED
Year:
1998
107 min
131 Views


-Ensure you?

-Sure, he's a big one is serious.

Mr. McCrea-ll.

-Sit down.

Okay. Stay there, Richie.

See son, we have

severe weather here in Los Angeles.

God knows that we could not stand him

from the emotional point of view.

So the Lord gave us

the sun.

-And then he gave us ... Ie holy pools.

-Well said.

But the Lord also knows that our

People do not like the dirt

in his pool.

This is why I asked

create the Rapid Bleeding Blue

And 'the mission that He has entrusted to me.

-And now the son, is also yours.

-How true.

Amen.

The people here is out of tune ...

out of tune!

In short, once I call

to remove a Chihuahua

pool cues.

It seemed a little dead mouse.

A guy comes and says ...

me:
"Hey, you want to participate

oral sex at a party? "

I told him:
"Wow."

It 'lasted three days.

Come on, let's save

some pool.

Oh, what budellame.

Bleah ...

-But it seems harmless.

-I do not we throw to him, Moss.

-It does not smell either.

Neither for-Jesus, nor for anybody else.

But look, yuck.

This morning we got up

and we found it so.

And 'getting worse.

Hm, but quant'c strange. It 's like

be in a horror movie.

Well of course, is strange.

Nick says that almost surely

is guilty of the comet.

Yeah, right, a serious matter

the comet.

Now going on around here

anything from storms

mysterious murders ...

Successful films for MGM.

-But that comet?

-L 'last, right?

Well, but that is gone ...

gone for quite a while, I guess.

But Nick says he has

still be around,

somewhere, it is clear,

and is exerting its influence

evil, and in any case,

there to clean?

Oh ... Well sure,

is also right, here is ... hm

I can also put in place,

but I do ... by degrees.

Well, do it until the

Work will not be finished.

Clear

will be done, I think it right

This work is like

A lady cane.

And 'serious.

Hm ... we have to thank

the crap that takes the wind

It 'really ... very serious ...

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

relaxed,

quiet blond.

I just wanted to ask

if we could ...

meet two of us alone, pretend

too much? No!

Every now and then ... or always.

Sure. Oh!

-Hey, you're crazy!

-Hey, blond:
parking.

You see, the handle is made of poplar and fiber

glass, there's no way to do it to bend

with the humidity, remains perfect

for years and it's more

is on special offer ... So if the

price is the old one, look at that

This is a bargain

the convenient advantage.

It will be the fifth time you come

here to prove that guitar

What are you doing? You buy it or not?

Hello, Barbara. Are still

Richard. Um ... retry. Hello.

You know there's a real musician,

one of Motley Crue

that tomorrow is to buy

that guitar?

Well I do not think so

Yes, because ... Ia I buy now.

-Are you kidding?

-No, Richie, Richie hey, do not.

No, please, no.

No, okay, okay.

Hey, blond, is a guitar

it costs. You make me feel poor

It was the death of my finances.

But I was happy to give

a hand to Moss.

Otherwise everything would become

boring as one of my funeral.

You made ten thousand kilometers ...

just to see a girl

blond ...

and not even know to find it.

-Exactly.

Never-

go get a ...

... living well ... twenty-seven

minute drive ...

on a beautiful highway.

Never.

Why?

Why twenty-seven minutes-enough.

Hey! Intercontinental flight. Hey!

See that's not good.

Twenty-seven minutes ...

enough.

Hm ready. Ready.

Barbara? Yes, yes, when?

Sure, where?

Cool, hello.

Cazzoooo Oh!

Wait!

I won,

I won!

You can not do

without Patterson?

It does not work well in Los Angeles.

Hey, do not we talk more, okay?

What will become of us?

I do not know

looking for my friend, okay?

Leave Patterson.

Hug me.

Richard ... swear that you came

in Los Angeles just for me.

I had to go to the North Pole.

But California was hotter.

It was incredible. The I

holding in my arms

Had happened.

I had made it happen.

My life was changed. The

My dream had become reality.

I had done it.

He is what?

What, what the ... the center,

with the guitar.

That night was very

important for Moss.

But for a boy

province like me ...

was even enlightening

I saw myself in the received

ranks of the great dancers.

Astaire, Kelly, Travolta.

Men who dance at every step ...

seemed to make love.

Hey Moss!

You are the god of rock ...

-I was serious? Hey, hey. How are you?

-It 's the god of rock ... She is Barbara.

-Hey, Barbara, how are you? Ah, Barbara.

-Hello. Nice to meet Moss.

I heard of you.

Oh, really?

-Yes, but well, I say nice things.

Ah ... er, this is Julie.

-Hello, how are you? Very pleased.

Wow, blonde ...

that girls series, eh?

Not bad, eh! You know ...

It must be stressed, is not it?

-Hm, maybe.

-Dev 'be the dress.

A fashion plate.

What do you think, huh?

Yes ... is nice. Different.

Yes ... is, different. You know, Otis

Redding always said

"Vive la difference funky"

understand?

But I also like

The way you dress.

Bello, very wild.

Oh, thanks. Me I am doing it alone.

Wow!

How about if I dedicate

rest of my life to you?

Maybe then I could

take it off with his teeth.

-I like your banana.

-My what?

Your bananas.

It is called so in France.

Ah, hair. Yes, it is for the group. Is

written in the contract, is normal, right?

-You are really cute.

Really?

And you're funny.

I like it. You're great.

Want to be a follower

the scenes with me?

Now or never.

WOW will be ...

Please, please. This way, yes.

That said, it was fast.

Well, neither do you have

lost too much time.

When you're playing, not

I could think of nothing else.

I could not. I could no longer

sleep, I swear ...

I was, I was so in love with you ...

I dreaded the idea that there

we'd seen more. But now no more.

I want to steal a kiss.

What a bastard!

I do not believe. Even him.

-Barbara, Barbara, leave it alone.

-No

Hello.

Barbie.

Small.

Do not call me Barbie, are not

stupid blonde plaything.

Oh well, it depends on your point of view.

-Do not interfere, Sandra.

-Listen ...

I can explain what

you saw, but ...

Ma .. I do not think you

saw something

Who are you to judge? That

were doing a moment ago with, hm ...

Loser-brother of Benny Hill?

-I do not care to discuss.

-I am going.

Really?

Hello-hello.

-Barbie, without me you do not go.

Patterson!

Bastard!

Hey, Barbie.

Stop it.

I expected much more from you.

Oh, come on, Barbie. You know I'm crazy

you, but I appreciate your talent.

Sure, you've got a terrific body,

but it is ... is purely secondary.

That's why there are women

Sandra will always be like that ...

trivial entertainment.

And there are women like you:

intended to be ...

star.

Please Barbie.

You a**hole

you slimy ass licker

I do not like Sandra, but I

sucks like you're using.

Patterson, you can satisfy your cravings

with all the girls in the local

for what I care ...

You know why?

I no longer need you.

I do not want more.

I have no intention

thinking about you ...

-I am free.

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Mika Kaurismäki

Mika Juhani Kaurismäki (Finnish: [ˈmikɑ ˈkɑurismæki]; born 21 September 1955) is a Finnish film director. more…

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