L.A. Without a Map Page #3

Synopsis: An "aspiring Hollywood actress" (Vinessa Shaw), on a visit to a charming North England town, has a brief fling with the town undertaker (David Tennant), who also writes obituaries for the local paper. Returning home, where she works as a waitress at a Japanese restaurant, she tells everyone about the handsome "writer" she met on her trip. Unfortunately, he decides to follow her back to Hollywood, setting up the expected light romantic comedy with asides as the newcomer gains experience about the goings on in Hollywood.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Mika Kaurismäki
Production: Dan Films
 
IMDB:
6.2
UNRATED
Year:
1998
107 min
131 Views


Well, I do not know.

It means that you go to bed with?

-Not exactly.

-So what, exactly?

-I do not know, really.

Oh, f*** you, Richard. F*** you!

Oh no, no, no, no, no! Away from

machine f***ing brats.

Outside the balls!

What a ca ...

-Hey. Hey, hey. Hey, you.

-F*** you!

Hey, hey, like, thing. Relax,

I know, but a bad time ?

accepts a small

personal advice.

Never, ever tell you, the stick

wheels in this isolated, blond.

? Not just the neighborhood, blond.

Look what they did to you. Bleah.

Listen, you who

rent an apartment?

Not me personally,

blond ... per?

per? I have the keys. And if you like

to visit the great palace,

-You just have to ask.

-Yes, I would like.

Hey, blond, you have

dried tires.

-Yes, I see.

It is not nice-?.

Do not sweat it, by ... let's go.

-F*** ...

-Come on, do not fix ? okay.

See, this ? my car.

Here, a little ? '

dusty now,

but just to clean up:

This ? the fridge, blond.

It should be strong, we put

inside your groceries ...

-Those who lived here before?

-Well, I never met the guy.

The avr? seen around

a couple of times.

One set with karate. Watch

that f***ing poster ...

One day the sheriffs

if they are drunk.

-Hey, blond.

-And why would it be?

Oh ... Oh, here,

fear not blond.

-It 's dead. You see ... ? dead.

-That sucks!

I hope you still want to

live here. Eh!

Yes, say yes.

Yamashiro-.

-Barbara?

-Yes?

Richard-I.

Oh, Richard. Hello.

-I just rented an apartment.

A-flat? Where?

-Er ... Pico Union?

Oh, no. Um ...

then you stop?

Well, yes it was the idea.

C'? What, you do not want?

Well let's say ...

You're cute ... You're cute.

... yes, you're cute,

see what happens.

Yes, I'm pretty. But

when we meet again?

Well Why not today

work, but, uh ...

Why, because it does not I

call tomorrow and see.

And ... park

machine in that way, okay?

Well ...

Certainly not, do you take me for?

Then ... You say that, Johnny?

We live here?

-Hello, Moss.

-You know your old camel?

Oh, no, what else happened ??

-Come on, revs, do not get excited, relax, come on.

I talked to a

couple of friends, right?

Yes ? thought ... that

now you are in the neighborhood,

it as a great

family, right

Cos? we have been busy e. ..

ta-daaah! Try it, blonde.

Oh, my God, this great ?!

E-go ...

This ?, ? this, this .... ?

-How can I thank you, Moss,

-Okay

-Thank you, thank you.

-Take it easy, good, good, from ...

You were a genius ... that fig.

?-This, you have, you're ... You ...

-It 's been Moss ... Moss ? great ...

Moss ? great.

Hey, Richie.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

Do not you dare ...

Out, out, out, strength

piece of sausage, out!

Hey, Richie ...

The lights went out.

I have a big suspicion

like a house, you know?

Hey, Blonde.

Plan with the electricity.

You blew it.

The electricity ? serious.

Hey, blonde, I'm hungry.

Have you burnt

The frankfurters, blond.

You have not adjusted.

Oh, Mom.

-Hello.

-Hello.

-Barbara, good to see you.

-It 's a pleasure for me.

-Come inside.

-Um, maybe more later.

First let us make a revolution.

-Yes, okay.

-Er ... Ie keys?

The keys? yes, the keys.

Just, uh

the car keys.

My little car ...

See this on ?

My orange tree.

-Cute, right?

-Here is full of orange trees.

I talked more with my father.

So what?

Then ... me ...

recommended a lunch.

Beautiful ...

so at least eat.

He wants us all to go okay.

-All?

-Yes, I, I e. ..

and Patterson.

Patterson?

I ask only

please me, okay?

Sure.

I imagine the laughter.

Beautiful to vomit.

Sinks over the line ...

is done ...

forty-two to forty ...

But it is impossible: they have lost.

Oh, poor baby.

-They lost.

And 'as if I were

dead mom and dad.

Very soon I saw

Patterson for what it was.

He tried to look

tenebrous of James Dean,

but it was far from

quiet as he wanted to appear.

What I wanted to smash

the face of Job.

Barbara told me that you're a ...

emerging young director.

Um, Patterson,

why do not you tell him

-That thing you're working on?

Oh, yes ...

Everyone will go crazy.

Even Spielberg

Ia its production

are concerned.

Is listening, this is brilliant.

You know, I have the first act, the characters have ...

I miss just the plot.

See, it's a little 'Alien ...

But with cats. No

monster from outer space, only cats.

-Gagliardo, right?

-Clever, right?

True. It might

called "Apocalypse Meow."

-It was a joke?

-Like, excuse me?

I thought a movie,

I will tell?

There is a boy, a type

layer, our hero.

And hm ... well, I want to be

this girl died, right?

He wants,

is that clear?

-And this is me.

-Absolutely yes, done deal.

However, there is also

another guy ... a loser,

who tries to steal the girl

to our hero when he's not there's.

You mean a pig-coward?

-Yes, as you say.

Anyway ...

day three

go along with

explore the caves.

Have you ever explored

a cave, Dick?

-No.

-It 's the same ...

Then, the three together

go on all fours ...

in a cave. Our hero

is just a little 'back.

Then when you reach the bottom,

at the end of the tunnel ...

I'inquadratura widens ...

and there is no ... absolutely nothing

Only a cliff

and an amazing leap.

Our hero says:

"We can not go back.

You need to go over there. "

For the first two of you,

head with a rope ...

for safety. "

Do you like up to now, Dicky?

Mah ..

is a little 'obvious, is not it?

But then comes the fun part.

Okay? Because the

losing is so stupid

that is thrown down with

rope from the cliff.

Down, praying

that everything is fine,

understand, okay? And the girl ...

is behind him, looking at him,

and suddenly, boom!

The rope suddenly broke, the idiot

begins to twirl in the air. Screams ...

It 'cry the worst of his life,

worse than that of a girl.

And now the girl screams.

It clings to the edge of a rock on

a small slit

in the stone wall

The nails begin

to bleed ...

Our hero smiles

Bring out the biggest knife

fighter of all time

Cut the cord of the girl.

Then the hero goes off peacefully

He's laughing because he knows that

the girl can resist the maximum

thirty seconds, but then

crash into the ground and die ...

As the loser.

The machine shakes

foreground

Fear is in his eyes!

Black!

End Titles!

Richard should be the

Our loser, it's clear!

-Patterson!

-Just kidding, come on.

Hello, I'm Barbara. I'm sorry,

but now I can not answer.

Hey, Richie ... that salmon Patterson

not possible with your girl.

All you have to do

is to be very hard,

very hard.

Wait patiently outside ...

Exit crazy. The young gentlemen did not

keep it in control.

Really?

Let's hope so.

You know say amen?

-Amen?

-Yes, but believing, because

-We must believe.

-Amen!

Yes, but believe us, we

takes faith, understand?

You pretend to believe

and you will believe it.

-You go safely, and everything will be smooth.

-Amen ...

Hey, Mr. McCrea. This is the

Richie my friend I mentioned.

-Hi.

Mr. McCrea-ll:
he is the boss here.

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Mika Kaurismäki

Mika Juhani Kaurismäki (Finnish: [ˈmikɑ ˈkɑurismæki]; born 21 September 1955) is a Finnish film director. more…

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