L.A. Without a Map Page #7

Synopsis: An "aspiring Hollywood actress" (Vinessa Shaw), on a visit to a charming North England town, has a brief fling with the town undertaker (David Tennant), who also writes obituaries for the local paper. Returning home, where she works as a waitress at a Japanese restaurant, she tells everyone about the handsome "writer" she met on her trip. Unfortunately, he decides to follow her back to Hollywood, setting up the expected light romantic comedy with asides as the newcomer gains experience about the goings on in Hollywood.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Mika Kaurismäki
Production: Dan Films
 
IMDB:
6.2
UNRATED
Year:
1998
107 min
131 Views


For me it was a monstrous thing.

One day I said "Mom ...

but it is not fair. "

And she said abruptly:

"It '... that life is not fair."

It was absurd of him, because ...

even when you have seven years ...

sometimes you begin to suspect.

Then when you grow up, you realize

So in the end is right,

that sometimes life is just

but really no other,

Ia life is not fair.

But we're together.

Apparently ...

Let's go somewhere.

Call Julie and Moss.

We need to get her spirits up.

Sure, it's been unfortunate.

Well, the guy said "If you get f***ed

works in the film, if there are, no. "

It's not bad luck, blond,

this is crap.

Patterson told her she would have

the part when they went to bed?

-If they f***ed.

-Did not he say?

No.

I'm sorry,

I thought you knew.

Imagine.

Why do not you tell me?

-What?

Della-part, Patterson ...

It did not seem essential.

-What did he say?

-Not told you Julie?

What did he say exactly?

-It 's important?

-Yes, I know.

Forget it, Richard.

You were tempted, right?

What can I say?

I was going to go to bed?

What, that there is not enough?

-So you were tempted ...

-All right, I was tempted!

I would do anything for that

part. I was tempted, but I did not.

Are you satisfied?

Do not worry,

Richie is fine ...

There were other problems?

As soon as I squeezed my legs

around the body ... and begin to moan and

to pant and everything

infiammn ... I yelled "hallelujah"!

And I felt useless.

Did you say something?

-No.

-It was your father again?

No, I do not understand.

I have to repeat it again, Ramondo.

You're a man.

Patricia is Patrick.

Oh, my God

You are insignificant, this is what

you! Arid and insignificant!

One more effort,

come on, we must do it!

Sam, I think you

is made to the core.

Where I 'have put their faith?

Oh, I keep it here.

You know, the restaurant does not like

the port, the 'idea ...

The 'idea is that we should look

available even though we are not.

Well, this is a

sh*t sound!

I know. You say to me?

Mica is not fun.

This is a scandal, I should

sue, the bastards!

The next time I tell

in the face what I think.

Who is?

It was Patterson. I thought of

tell him that Barbara was

quarantine and who was

emigrated to Bolivia.

Instead I opted for something

much more subtle.

F***.

Cute.

Who was he?

They wanted to sell me

life insurance.

Hello?

No.

I do not want to talk to you now.

No, I ...

Really?

Look, I owe you

call later, okay?

Okay.

Hello.

What did he want?

Who?

What insurance?

Yes. Patterson.

Well, just wanted to apologize

for not giving me the part.

It wants us to see.

Of course, how stupid it was obvious.

Have not you understand?

What? She just wants to see you

at home at three, but in short,

-That's wrong?

-Oh sh*t, I can not believe it!

You do not want to go?

Maybe I go there, or maybe not.

Maybe we go! Want to go to his

apartment to f*** sh*t

small part to get your diva!

F*** you!

First, I thought

was an earthquake.

But then, when the water

begin to flow into ...

I realized that my beloved wife

had pushed her into the ocean.

Let me out!

Oh my God ..

Oh, my God!

It 'an old acquaintance, Miss.

You know him, Miss?

Yes, that is my husband's degenerated.

-Degenerate, hm?

Oh sh*t!

Look, have the

sleeping legs.

This is not the behavior

a normal person.

I had blown it.

This was the reality.

I know who you are.

How are you, Richard?

Very well ... I can speak

with Barbara, please?

Richard, you do me the

Please leave me alone?

Stop calling.

Tomorrow chiedern

a new number

unlisted telephone.

-Do not you ever give in one day.

-This is America.

Goodbye, Richard.

The number of her

selected is no longer active.

Please check

closely at the numbers ...

Patterson was right ...

this was America.

And she was gone.

Stretches the nerves, blond,

Take it easy.

Did you know? It 'obvious that

I have serious difficulties

to understand the

concept of peace,

be like that. You are the

second that tells me so.

Richie In short,

take the matter

a little 'less seriously ...

Clear

If n'c gone ...

and this is a disaster, right?

Want to see us right?

Use the zoom:

but if not then come back, or rather, that

you change? At the end you are alive, right?

My heart is

desperate you know

And drop for me

drops of honey.

It 'a sweeter taste of wine.

Barbara.

-Excuse me, but ...

Oh, sorry you ...

-I was wrong.

-No problem.

Oh my goodness, let me know

well. You know that man.

No, sweetie.

-Uh, me, me I got it for another.

-Excuse me. I was wrong.

-Do you want to f*** with me?

Because you know man

who cleans the pool?

Do not make things worse,

c'mon, this is strange people,

works badly, we go ...

I really do suck.

I will not listen.

You disgust me.

You're a cow, understand?

I believe that much better starr

with that salmon Patterson

because that kind stinks

Los Angeles from a distance

-And you do not smell at all too seriously.

-Hey, want to teach me to live?

You know I care

when my wife leaves me?

-Of course, pins ...

Plan-You are Mr. Let's go, Moss.

You will fill the mouth of certain judgments

delusional ... like that

thirsty people who live more than ever

twenty-seven minutes on the highway!

You know, I've just mashed

with your victimhood, blond.

All right. Many thanks. I'm leaving.

-Out of my way, moron.

But-f*** you, b*tch.

You'll want to go or not?

Do me a favor

I do not talk about cinema

Okay.

A bit 'fried chicken?

Yes.

There are only two places in the world

where I found the simplicity.

Cemeteries ...

and the local strip-tease

Somehow, I

always live in the cemetery.

Yes, I understand.

Maybe because I have an

funeral.

In what sense?

What do the gravedigger.

In short, I did,

first in England.

And why are you here?

I met a girl.

I left everything

behind, and I followed.

I wanted to become a

writer and live with her.

But things are not

going as expected.

You have downloaded?

Yes, I think yes.

The love?

I do not spend a minute

without thinking of her.

I ... I know how you feel.

Once, years ago ...

When I was broke ...

Iavoravo in Vancouver.

I'm going to BERMI something.

I put myself sitting at my table,

and relax.

And then boom!

One thing never seen.

The most beautiful girl on which has

never resting my eyes

crosses the stage slowly,

soft as a cat walks.

I knew it was love ...

then one day

we were in a restaurant

by the sea,

drank heavily.

And she gracefully

I reaches across the table,

Shooting grab the salt and pepper,

he sits down ...

and if it supports a

of each breast.

The rooms on the right ...

pepper on the left.

They did not move.

Not ranged.

He was there, sitting with those two contraptions

perfectly balanced on her tits.

And she smiled with those incredible eyes

as two cranes from the chair ...

I lifted up to the sky.

It was there, then that I became

realize how I loved her.

And she realized

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Mika Kaurismäki

Mika Juhani Kaurismäki (Finnish: [ˈmikɑ ˈkɑurismæki]; born 21 September 1955) is a Finnish film director. more…

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