L.A. Without a Map Page #8

Synopsis: An "aspiring Hollywood actress" (Vinessa Shaw), on a visit to a charming North England town, has a brief fling with the town undertaker (David Tennant), who also writes obituaries for the local paper. Returning home, where she works as a waitress at a Japanese restaurant, she tells everyone about the handsome "writer" she met on her trip. Unfortunately, he decides to follow her back to Hollywood, setting up the expected light romantic comedy with asides as the newcomer gains experience about the goings on in Hollywood.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Mika Kaurismäki
Production: Dan Films
 
IMDB:
6.2
UNRATED
Year:
1998
107 min
131 Views


I had to die.

So I killed him.

I leave for the owner

a polo team.

I loved her so much ...

And then is gone

from the face of the earth.

dissolved ...

I've been looking everywhere ...

I'm sorry.

Sure.

If you get tired of cemeteries ...

try the local strip-tease.

-Yes, Bambillon, Michael Bambillon.

-Oh ... Disney.

Two. Yes. "Dangerous Curves" by

Johnny Depp, what a great movie ...

Lnterpretazione-genius.

Really?

A great verve.

-A slice with whipped cream ...

-Yes, we put on quite a few 'cream

-Coffee?

-Yes for me, and apart from a bit 'of milk, thank you.

-Hello, Julie. Sorry.

-Hello.

Have you seen Barbara?

-Here there is not.

-And you do not know where is?

Julie, please, I'm in despair.

I'm sorry, but it is

very angry with you.

I know.

Listen, tell me, if you were her

what would you have me do?

I wish I looked everywhere.

But I'm not Barbara ... Sadly ...

I'm sorry, I have to work.

Hello.

Listen, you tell me

missing so much, please?

-Sure.

-Thanks.

-Hello, Sandra.

-Hello.

-Hello, Richard ... Bonjour.

Ah, Jean Mimi. How are you?

Oh mon cher, committed,

busy, too much work.

Now we are preparing a

great party for Anouk Aimee,

There's gonna be half the world.

And you do here?

Uh, not here.

It 'a secret.

Well, wonderful.

Listen, my friend,

if I were you, I would leave alone.

It'll be more happy with that garon ...

Patterson, right?

He is so more, er ...

as saying,

more Los Angeles.

You're not Los Angeles ...

Sure ... But I have to be

absolutely safe.

Then you have to do

utmost

to restore

girl in your bed.

But if it does not

ACULTY your heart ...

uses the hard way.

Compel ... or kill her.

-Right.

-Thanks.

"Creepy connection ..."

I'm sorry, I

lost his head, Moss.

I've never heard

say no, blond?

You know, have a

who never says no.

-L 'invitation, please.

-Here ...

And 'the only sensible thing

I've ever done.

Hey, I also said

Hannibal The Cannibal.

We are ready. Hey, girls,

girls. Moss is here.

Try to calm down.

Can not hide, you have to

know that I have decided to leave,

Iascern this city.

With him?

He who?

With the American.

Yes, the American.

I go to America.

This is insane, then your story

Michael is not true, it was just a bluff!

Yes, as you say, it was just a bluff.

Bel-movie.

Yes, it is serious.

I do not know what to do.

I can not let go.

I'm shocked.

Johnny!

How nice to see you again,

do not know what a pleasure ...

Anouk Aimee?

You know, I I 'love in this film.

Goodbye. I wanted to thank you

for all that you told me

Other one day at the cemetery,

I've freed my head.

So thanks. There ... us

See you later, eh?

Who is that?

I do not know.

At least I think.

-Hey, doll ...

-Hello, I'm glad you came.

-Richard!

Hello-Julie ...

Hey ... quiet, I'm not here to

start over, but to end it.

Do not have a gun, right?

No, he is a serious one, is English,

does not do these things cowboy.

Thank goodness.

Barbara.

Oh, excuse me.

Sorry. Hey!

Richard!

What are you doing here?

How did you get?

I have my means.

-What do you want from me?

-I had a brilliant idea.

-You must have done, understand?

No, no, no, listen:

you and me

in London together.

How many times do I have to repeat,

want to leave me alone, please?

Barbara, Barbara, Barbara,

Listen, listen, listen:

is not our fault, is Los Angeles.

He gave us the head, you know?

This is not reality!

That everything is real, but it is also false

like Judas, and has ruined our

report. We must move away from

Patterson, these ... crap!

It was not Los Angeles,

it was you.

In short, you can not

back to Patterson.

-And why not?

-Because ...

Iui just wants to come

in bed with you.

I love you!

Richard,

What are you, hm?

Your beauty Californian

your beautiful surfer, hm?

You are you.

Only you, and I love you.

Have you ever wondered

at least once,

I feel like I?

What do I want?

-Yes.

-Like hell you did.

To say nothing of your jealousy. Oh ...

Richard, you're just a child.

A jealous and spoiled child.

Wow! Chloroform.

Did you know that

aphrodisiac properties?

Johnny!

Burn! -Help! - It is on fire!

Think of another way to have more.

We do also associate producer,

No, I understand, I'll call you later.

Congratulations Richard.

You are in for trespassing,

assault and attempted

kidnapping.

Moreover, the woman who

claim has your wife,

Marital could accuse you of abuse,

agrressione and sexual harassment.

Uuuuf, is what

is called a conflict!

And that amazing film!

Listen, we returned

England for some time.

Meanwhile, here I fix things.

Congratulations, dear Richie.

Congratulations.

You know what, the first time

I saw you I said ...

this man is a loser.

Ma .. there is something.

I do not know what.

I think I'm a genius.

e. .. Richard

Listen ...

no, um ... not accept

never candy from strangers.

You understand me, right?

The camera follows

Overview of the action.

This calls for a dolly,

field and the reverse shot.

And finally ... detachment.

Bellissmo. Perfect.

Barbie?

-Yes.

-Yes.

It was amazing how

was rapidly Takowsky.

That agent. I had

promised a sure success.

Well, he was right.

They say that love is an adventure.

Ia mine was over.

Failed ...

It was not like in the movies.

So here I am

back to Bradford.

Thanks to Billy I still had

to return to work.

The local paper even offered me

a weekly column of my own.

Me and Joy when we turn

the word, but it was only fair.

After all, the monotony

was not so bad.

Happy are those who die

in the faith of Christ.

Gentlemen, please

not to worry,

My colleague William

remit all right.

Never fear, ladies and gentlemen.

A small technical problem.

Takowsky sent you.

Congratulations, your

the first real success.

The good old

"Suicide bloody."

Fifty bucks.

So I did.

And you, how do you go?

You were right on Patterson.

So what?

View ...

I was so involved that I could not

to see things more important.

I wanted to see just what

that made me comfortable.

And who helped you, your father?

No. There are

come alone.

Here ... I

I was wrong.

I have not ever seen

as a real person.

I continued my life

as if I were in a movie.

I was not living:

I acted! What a flop!

And now?

What will you do?

Well, even in England

you turn the movie, right?

Yes.

Yes, I think so.

Richard!

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Mika Kaurismäki

Mika Juhani Kaurismäki (Finnish: [ˈmikɑ ˈkɑurismæki]; born 21 September 1955) is a Finnish film director. more…

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