La Haine Page #5

lt's the principle that counts.

Principle!

Coyote's a bad motherf***er.

Roadrunner's a p*ssy.

Pick between Tweetie and Sylvester.

F*** you and Tweetie!

l don't take sh*t

from a guy who sees cows!

l say Sylvester's the real gangsta.

Bottom line! 'Nuff said!

Can't talk with you guys

if you won't listen.

'Cause you listen?

You got it all wrong.

l say Tweetie's the baddest.

He always wins.

That's bullshit!

Sylvester fucks Tweetie and you!

Come again?

Who does he f***? Me?

Anyway,

Sylvester's a black brother.

A black brother?

Full of sh*t!

Shall we, gentlemen?

What can we lose?

lt's positively frightful!

ls this guy famous?

He will be when he grows up!

There's Champagne,

Cinzano, Bogardi...

- l don't drink.

- l mean Bacardi.

Outta my way.

l want peanuts.

Cheers, Charles!

Hey, Charles!

Behave, a**hole!

Let 'em through, Sayid!

Check out the babes!

That's what l call women!

The sister is hot.

Do me a favor.

l'm not going!

Who bought the tacos last week?

You owe me one.

Get me the sister.

Awright.

There's just two!

- Who cares?

- Shut up!

Get her for me, Hubert!

Excuse me, my name's Hubert.

My friend's a romantic,

he's really shy.

He'd love to meet you.

That's him.

What d'ya say?

Look what you did to me!

He's really cool.

- He's too nice.

- OK, then!

C'mon Sayid!

Hold this.

Haven't we met before?

Don't l wish!

Hi, girls!

l'm Sayid.

Please don't lean on the painting.

You're the painting!

l'm good at what?

Guess, babe!

We heard you were shy!

Shy? That's my middle name!

What's your number?

We'll go out.

You're all alike!

He said you wanted to talk.

Talk? What about?

Lighten up!

We were ready to talk,

but with your attitude,

how can we respect you?

Who are you?

The Wonderbra b*tch?

- Who asked you?

- l'm asking you!

He's nuts.

What are you staring at?

Got a screw loose?

You're the screw.

- Stop!

- What's wrong with you?

Leave us alone,

we didn't ask you over!

Gentlemen, please!

lt's cool, Pops!

Nobody's been hurt!

What's your beef?

- Keep your heads, please.

- Please what?

Let's go!

Pretty please!

Let's all calm down!

Stop that!

Stop your friend.

You're not my friend!

F*** you!

Know what?

Go suck c*cks in hell!

- With your mothers!

- You're all ugly!

l'm f***in' sorry, sir!

Have fun, mothafuckas!

Troubled youth!

We shoulda swiped a bottle.

l got the sucker's charge card!

Hubert! Up to your old tricks!

Like riding a bike:

you don't forget.

Mr. David Moe?

He's not here?

We keep it for him!

Give it to me.

What's the score?

Killer!

Know what l'm saying?

Your name's not David!

And cabs don't take plastic.

Just this once.

Gimme a break!

You fart?

lt was you.

Who else?

lt stinks. Had to be you.

That's not my stink.

l know your farts.

Mothafucka, we're locked out.

Who farted?

- He did.

- He did.

Can't you tell?

lt was him.

Your ass reeks.

Motherfucking

goddam steering wheel!

Cut the poetry

and pull the thing!

Jean-Claude does this

in five seconds flat.

Which Jean-Claude?

The mailman?

No, that's Sylvie's boyfriend.

This guy got 2 years

for car theft.

Move it,

bust the f***er!

Use your foot!

Don't be a sissy.

Who's a sissy?

Relax, Max.

''Night of the Living Car!''

The wipers!

Rip open that plastic box.

Open sesame!

Connect the green wire

to the red one.

Nah, that's for the blinkers.

How'd they do it in on TV?

F*** TV!

Start the mother!

Who the f***'s he?

Freaked me out!

Who the f*** are you?

- Huh?

- What you doin'?

Nothing.

So go somewhere else.

Move, you'll get us nabbed.

lt's my wife...

What about her?

She left me.

Do we f***in' care?

Don't wait for the law, start it.

Move!

The red wire to the green wire.

Lay off, that's for the horn!

Try the blue, jerk!

You do it! lf you're so smart.

l'll kill you! !

You're a drag.

That wire's for the horn.

No, that's the horn!

Sayid's right.

You see?

Who was right?

We do it my way!

Gimme some metal!

Move it!

You're a good guy.

What's your name?

You got a name?

At least we put it to good use!

Ready? Watch this.

Anyone know how to drive?

- Vinz does.

- Wait a second.

l never learned,

l got no licence.

He does. He was in the Army.

The Navy! l can't drive.

l can!

Shut up!

- Vinz?

- What?

You took that b*tch

around lsrael in a Mercedes.

Not the same thing!

That was different. lt was... uh...

lt was an automatic...

More like a dream!

You guys are so lame!

Now what?

Sorry,

but a cop car's coming.

- Where?

- That's a cop car.

lt's real close.

On three, we're outta here, OK?

Ready?

Three!

Freeze!

Out of the way!

''You down with OCB?''

''Yeah, you know me...''

''You're down with OCB?''

''Yeah, you know me...''

''Yeah, you know me...''

Sometimes you feel

so f***in' small...

Got any more bullshit wisdom?

''The early bird catches the worm.''

''A stitch in time saves nine.''

''Haste makes waste.''

''Liberty, Equality, Fraternity.''

l save that one

for special occasions.

Holy f***!

l'm wasted.

Your sh*t is dope!

Sayid, watch it!

He's a big boy!

- Spray cans!

- You're the can!

What was that old guy

in the john trying to say?

Talked about God and shitting.

What was the point?

l see skinheads.

You're the skinhead.

F*** Nazis!

The point is:
God's inside you,

so He helps you dump!

God loves your bowels.

Pass the joint.

Check this sh*t out:

''Pinhead is to skinhead,

as teeny is to weenie.''

Get my drift?

Out of the way.

Know the one about the guy

falling off a skyscraper?

On the way down he says to himself:

''So far so good...

so far so good...''

l heard it with a rabbi.

Like us in the projects.

So far so good,

but how will we land?

l feel like an ant

lost in intergalactic space.

Watch, l'll switch off

the Eiffel Tower.

That only works in movies.

Mothafucka!

You in a movie?

ln a porn flick

with your mother!

Look who's talking!

Yours sticks carrots up her ass!

You're the carrot!

THE WORLD lS YOURS

THE WORLD lS OURS

How did they get

the car in the gym?

Search me...Ask God!

Very funny.

Look at those sheep in the system.

They look cute

in their fancy leather jackets.

But they're scumbags.

They ride escalators,

carried by the system.

They vote far right,

but aren't racists.

They can't move without escalators.

The worst!

Racist!

WAR lN BOSNlA

ABDEL lCHAHA DlES

Where's Vinz?

Mothafucka!

What?

Dumb f***!

What did l do?

Why hit me?

What did l do?

What'd l do, a**hole?

You suck big time!

So what'd l do?

Help me, Sayid! Please.

Help you what?

What'd l do?

Abdel's dead now!

He's sick of your sh*t!

What sh*t?

What the f*** l do?

You wanna kill a pig,

go right ahead.

But you're on your own.

We're outta here.

Get lost.

Both of you!

l don't need you!

l know who l am

and where l come from!

So go home and shut up!

F*** your mother!

Don't bug me, Sayid.

Think we should've...

Just what we need!

A n*gger!

You're the f***er

who dissed us from the roof!

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