La vache Page #6

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I have to stop for fuel.

I guess not.

I don't get it.

D'you have money or not?

I'm broke.

I had money once.

Well, the family did.

But it's all gone.

The house is mortgaged.

A count overdrawn!

Not bad.

A play on words.

She'll be perfect.

Beautiful!

Can she get nasty?

Only if you get too close.

Yes, we're on our way.

We're speeding along.

We're not far off,

but traffic's heavy.

We have to go

or they'll start without us.

Where's Fatah?

He took Jacqueline for a walk.

- What was it?

- It was the pears!

Think you're Michael Bolton?

C'mon, move it!

Fatah Bellabbes

is apparently on his way

for today's competition.

But the rules are strict.

To take pan, he must arrive

before the competition begins.

Why are you here today?

We're hereto represent Fatah!

Fatah crossed Algeria!

He go! to France and never said die!

People tried to cramp his smile.

Bu! Fatah keeps his word!

Thank you!

Pears for Jacqueline!

We're getting close. I smell Paris.

C'mon, Philippe.

We need you to tell us

about the famous Tarines.

You know them well.

They're from the Alps,

from the Tarentaise Valley.

A fine breed,

the Tarentaise or Tarine.

A fine milk cow

well adapted

to the steep Alpine terrain.

- Well'.7

- Still not here.

We can't wait.

I'm out of stuff to say.

You can't start without him!

Take the left lane here.

Paris is beautiful!

Look! Women in mini-skirts!

- You've never seen one before?

- Nope. Never.

Philippe!

Stop so I can take a photo for the kids!

- We don't have time.

- We're late.

- I promised the girls.

- Out of the question!

Let's go, we're really late.

Thank you! Ni Philippe.

- Start the competition.

- You can't!

- I have no choice.

- You do!

Let's welcome our first contestant.

This is Ondine

from the Tarentaise.

There!

Back up!

- Back up!

- I can't see.

This is it.

Stop here!

Quick, Jacqueline.

We're here!

All right, nice and slowly...

I'm sorry, you're too late.

But it's not over yet!

Those are the rules...

He's travelled 2,000 km.

You can't turn him away.

It's not possible.

I'm a farmer myself.

I understand the situation.

He's come from Algeria.

It's an exceptional event.

Stop him!

Now here's another Tarine

from Auvergne.

This is Jeanciane

from Puy de Sancy.

Farmers in Auvergne

make their cheese with...

Can I say something?

It's really important.

Do you know Fatah?

So you know Jacqueline?

What was it?

The pears!

Do you want to see them?

Fatah! Fatah!

Let's fetch them.

They're just outside!

This is hot!

What's going on?

I can't control them!

They want him to compete.

Be reasonable, please.

All right, go on.

- Come on, beauty, hurry.

- Thank you!

Ready?

Jacqueline! Jacqueline!

We're live.

The journey's finally over.

Yes, I made it!

Just in time.

Yes. As they say,

"No need to rush, just leave early."

- Good luck.

- Thank you.

He's here!

You've been waiting for him!

You've followed his journey on TV,

in the media, in social networks...

Let's hear it for Mr Fatah Bellabbes

and his cow Jacqueline!

What an incredible journey!

Jacqueline! Jacqueline!

Let's hear it for them!

Jacqueline superstar!

She's greeting her fans!

Give them a big hand.

It's incredible!

What a triumph! Step closer...

Mr Fatah Bellabbes!

I think the jury

is about to reach a decision...

I think our friend Renaud

has some good news for us.

Go ahead, Renaud.

Given the very warm reaction

from the public,

the jury and the Shaw's organizers

are delighted

to award Mr Bellabbes

a very special prize,

the People's Award!

The People's Award

for Mr Fatah Bellabbes!

Mr Bellabbes, you're here in Paris

after an incredible journey...

Let's have a few words for your fans.

Thank you! If I'd known

you were all waiting for me,

I'd have come quicker!

A quick word

for my wife back in Algeria.

Naima, this is it!

I'm done! I'm coming home!

Also, ladies and gentlemen,

give a big hand to the people

who helped me to get here.

First, Hassan, my brother-in-law.

Hassan, say something!

Ham Hamed, look a! your son!

He's well,

married to a beautiful woman!

She's blond

and he has two lovely kids.

Say something to your dad.

Ifs true, Dad.

I have a beautiful wife

and two great kids.

Inch'Allah, we'll come to see you soon.

Now, ladies and gentlemen,

let's hear it

for someone who helped me out

when I was in the sh*t.

Ladies and gentlemen,

let's hear it for Mr Philippe!

Come on!

Look, there he is!

Ladies and gentlemen,

the Count of Quirvili!

You want to say something, Philippe?

Go ahead.

Go on, Philippe.

Fatah...

You left Algeria with Jacqueline...

You're here at the Agricultural Show.

You've journeyed across the sea,

you've journeyed across France.

But you've mainly journeyed

in our hearts.

Thank you, Philippe!

Thank you!

Thank you, my friend.

And one last thing...

for my village in Algeria,

Boulayoune...

The photos weren't my fault.

It was the pears!

Long live France!

Long live Charles de Gaulle Etoile!

Long live the Agricultural Show!

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