Laaga Chunari Mein Daag Page #6

You judge a book by it's cover.

lf clothes were the parameter

then you'd be a complete..

Loser.. huh?

Yeah! You should be.

Who can tell that this mayonnaise

dripping freak..

..is the creative director

of a big agency?

Where are the frikkin' coffees??

Why are you smiling?

l just figured you out..

You figured me out?

You're a male basher.

You hate men.

l don't.

You do. You don't know it.

l don't hate men.

- Hello!

Today's Tuesday?

l'm in the car, man.

Alrighty, ma'am.. gotta go!

May we continue your

discourse later?

l hate men..

l told you!

You hate men.

l just love Bombay, ma!

lf we were all together,

we'd have a blast!

lt's beautiful.

No, l haven't been able

to see Shahrukh yet!

Yeah, sis and l are going

out for dinner.

Sis, look! Call girls!

Nothing, ma! Talk to you later.

Look, sis!

l wonder where my pearl..

Stop it!

They're girls, just like us!

With just different circumstances,

compulsions..

Sorry, sis! Nothing justifies this!

Choose anything.. but not this.

l don't agree!

How can you disagree? Of

course, this is a date.

This is not a date.

So l was joyous for nothing?

l was sure the lndian woman's

changed when you asked me out.

What are we doing here?

My assignment!

Of course, your assignment.

l need to show you the

real lndian woman.

Though.. the lndian male

is changing too.

He actually buys a new

shirt sometimes..

Nice? -Very!

Nice tags too!

- Oh!

l'll do it. -No, l've..

l've got it.

- No, l've got it..

Look at her!

Nice! Hot! Sexy! Slim!

And works out like a beast daily!

Obsessed with one thing

- dieting.. dieting..

Dieting..?

l'm sure it's fat free.

Look at those ladies.

They're hands are in pizzas..

..but their minds are in

yummy road-side snacks.

Yummy! Hrithik's yummy, isn't he?

No! John's hotter.

And her? ln a tearing rush..

Possibly late for her kid's PTA.

Rubbish!

Excuse me!

Are you in a rush?

Yes. l've a flight to catch.

A vacation?

No! l'm the pilot.

Spicy, snappy and so aggravating..

She hit me like a bolt of lightning!

Spicy, snappy and so aggravating..

lt's not working, man!

Come on, guys!

Think out of the box.

One second.

Just let that hair fall.. natural.

A little giddy..

A tad silly..

With rare serenity..

Casts her charm on me,

this fiery chilli!

Hello!

All set?

Shall we see the presentation once?

l don't have a presentation.

What do you mean?

Don't know!

l'm blank. Completely confused.

My first presentation.. my job..

- Ok.. ok.. relax!

Look at you! Relax!

Go freshen up! Go!

But there's no..

No presentation. l know.

We'll figure it out.

Get yourself a cup of coffee.

Hi, guys!

The quintessential lndian Woman..

..who and where is she?

We looked for her for days,

but in the wrong places.

She's actually right here..

..but we couldn't see her.

Computer and cell phone savvy..

..but she never fails to pray.

On top of things at work..

..but family comes first.

She's groomed and dressed

for success..

..but her smile is

her biggest asset.

Honestly, she's got it, and

she's got the face for it.

The new average Jane is a

bombshell with a brain.

Nothing and no one

can stop her flight.

And that's the Lux woman

we're looking for.

The one we wish to capture

in our heart, not our fist!

This daft boy, half crazed..

Has set my heart ablaze!

This daft boy, half crazed..

Has set my heart ablaze!

An occasional stammer..

Sings with such candor..

Such a lying enchanter..

Cast his net on me, silly gander!

Sister, l'm going to Lugano..

..near ltaly.. yes, on a shoot!

A wizard walked away

with my senses..

Stupefied, l dropped my fences.

Chatty, naughty and full of beans..

She'll drive you nuts,

she's got the means.

A little giddy..

A tad silly..

A prancing philly..

Cast her charms on me,

this fiery chilli!

Silly billy!

Spicy, snappy and so aggravating..

She hit me like a bolt of lightning!

This daft boy, half crazed..

Has set my heart ablaze!

An occasional stammer..

Sings with such candor..

Such a lying enchanter..

Cast his net on me, silly gander!

A green chilli in a vodka shot..

O' Lord! What a nuisance l've got!

'Cos we're like this..

This is who we are!

Drinking with him is such a bore..

But he saves me from

villains galore.

Usually grounded, he gets

high like a bird..

And hides his dimples,

this bearded nerd!

A little giddy..

A tad silly..

With rare serenity..

Casts her charm on me,

this fiery chilli!

Spicy, snappy and so aggravating..

She hit me like a bolt of lightning!

Good show, guys! We have a winner!

Chutki..

Who's bike were you on?

Bike? Vivaan's..!

l told you about him..

You've just stepped

into this city..

..and you're already

flirting with boys.

Sis..?

What?

What do you know about him?

Who he is and what

he's really about?

You don't know this city of wolves.

They'll tear you apart and you'll

break into so many pieces..

..you'll never be able to heal.

Like you never existed! Never!

Sis?

This is me.. your little sister.

What happened to you?

l'll tell you everything! l'm

dying to talk to you about it.

How about some tea and

'Vivaan' post-mortem?

Sis, could you pass

me some of that..?

What?

That.. dark stuff..

- Mustard seeds?

No, that..

Nigella Seeds..?

What's that?? No!!

That brown stuff that

turns dark later..

Cumin seeds, sis!

Oh, thank you!

Our tuning's awesome, isn't it?

Cumin in pasta..?

What do the ltalians know!

Taste pasta.. Vivaan ala mode!

lncredible!

l've never had a more

delicious cumin pasta!

So l'm pretty and talented..

..and a pretty talented cook too.

So if the agency kicks

you out in Paris..

..you can always start

a restaurant.

No, Paris is going to be tough..

..luckily Shubhi will be with me.

He's kidding, sis. He's gone mad.

What do you mean?

Nope, l'm serious.

l was thinking that we could..

..marry and go to Paris together.

With your permission, of course.

Vivaan?

Have you gone loony?

Or..we could live in sin there..

..what say, big sister!!

You know what l mean!

You haven't even asked me yet..

l haven't??

Dear lady, forgive me!

Allow me to propose now.

Shubhi..

..you've turned my whole

life upside down.

And l completely

love this new life.

And l want to live in it forever.

Ms. Shubhavari Sahay..

..will you please marry me?

Sis..?

Are you nuts? Say 'yes'.

What do l do..?

Yes or no, babe..

..have mercy on my knees atleast.

Yes.. yes.. yes!

Bless you!

First tell me..

..how in God's name did you agree?

Scram..

Hey!!

You sit with me, come.

This is the limit!

l can't believe this oaf has

landed such a lovely girl.

Gran, you've only met

Dr. Jekyll yet..

..wait till you meet Ms. Hyde!

Vivaan!

lf only you knew how many

girls pine for me!

My noble heart felt sorry for

this poor villager, or else..

..Or she'd leave you too.

Yeah!

Gran!!

Wait!

Welcome to our family, child!

Vibha:
Ma, Chutki's got a proposal.

His name's Vivaan.

He works in her office.

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