Lage Raho Munna Bhai Page #5

- Must be his father!

Why do you want to meet the Principal?

I'm organizing a surprise birthday party

For Atmaram tomorrow.

Atmaram?

The new guy who was thrown out

by his son?

Yes. Hari.

Hey, Jimi Hendrix... scram!

Atmaram misses his son a lot.

He calls him often.

But his son neither picks up

nor calls back!

Good Morning, sir.

Good Morning. Good Morning...

- Bye bye Sir...

Bye bye. Okay...

The Principal once...

Good Morning, Professor.

Good Morning.

Good Morning.

Professor, you 're the best teacher.

Somebody tell him

he's not Tom Hanks!

Mr. Dubey, I'm a little busy now.

You 're so good,

you ought to be the Principal.

Our Principal is a twat!

This table is smarter than him.

But then, we're all twats

compared to our great Professor!

Mr. Dubey,

Madam Whack is calling you...

Thank you. Bye.

Who's Madam Whack?

Whack is what you'll get now.

Stop over acting. Get out!

Good Morning, Sir.

You chaps know what to do.

- Yeah, Bro.

Hello!

I spoke to his son,

but he just refused to come.

I really want to cheer up Atmaram!

Ask the Principal to call the Police.

- Police?

Why is Frankenstein following me?

How does the Principal

fit into this story?

Principal and Atmaram are old friends.

I've come to invite him. Atmaram will

be happy to meet his buddies again.

Don't invite him.

He's a depressing guy.

Attempts suicide every weekend.

Chews sleeping pills like gum.

Oh! Hi!

I'm Shyam. You've met Ram, my twin.

He doesn't wear glasses.

Hey you! Hey you!

Hey, where did he go?

Call the police.

See, that's the mad Principal.

Calls the police when...

students don't finish homework.

Where'd he go? He was just here.

He's the Principal?

Tell Bro, we gotta escape from here.

Sir, it's time for class.

Sorry, gotta rush.

My next class is starting.

But fret not! I'll bring Atmaram

a gift he will never forget!

Hey you... Hey...

- Sir, just coming...

"Wanna race, Vin Diesel? Let's go!

- Somebody catch him!

You plan the party.

Leave the rest to me.

You will see Atmaram

smiling tomorrow.

I promise! Hey, taxi!

Where'd he go?

I want to meet Hari Desai.

- Your name?

I'm Murli Prasad Sharma.

- What's your business?

Private matter.

- He's in a meeting.

I will pass on your message.

Tell him, the job's done.

The corpse is in the car boot,

behind his house.

I've come for my payment.

Where's his office?

Don't stress. I'll tell him myself.

Okay, fine. Meet you at the theatre.

Sunday, 3 p. m. show.

- Make that 6 p. m. buddy!

Cos at 5 p. m.

you will meet your dad...

...with a fine cake...

...that will read

"Happy Birthday Pops!"

I'll see you on Sunday - Bye!

How did you enter

- Through the door.

Why? You prefer the window?

Now, what are you planning to gift

your father?

Look, butt out of

my family affairs, alright?

Your father misses you, Bro.

Don't stay long, wish him and leave.

You'll put a smile on his face.

Please come with me.

- Yeah let's go...

Thank you very much. After you.

Goodbye... Get out.

What do you mean, 'out?'

You don't understand?

Ah! So you want to fight me?

Come on.

I used to be a boxing champion.

If you're a boxing champ,

I'm a slapping champ.

Hold... Here, higher.

To your left. Yes.

This is all your Dad's fault.

A few whacks on your butt would have

Produced a disciplined son.

Hello. Hello Bindu...

- Yeah.

How are you, honey?

- 'Where are you?'

Just hanging outside the office.

Listen, order a cake that says,

"Happy Birthday Dearest Dad"...

...and sign off with,

"From Hari, your loving son "

"Darling, why the fuss?"

Honey, try to understand

he is my father...

"But, why darling...?"

- Shut up. Do as I say.

Organise a birthday party.

Buy an expensive gift.

And... call a carpenter!

This balcony needs a safety grill.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear Atmaram.

Happy birthday to you.

You are the best Dad ever.

We'll forget you never.

"Happy birthday dearest Dad, "

Happy birthday to you.

How did you manage this?

I went to his office.

Explained to him graciously.

He understood.

Someone else would've slapped him,

hung him from the building.

But violence never works!

This is really unbelievable.

Thank you so much, Murli.

I have another surprise for you.

Can you come with me tomorrow?

Where?

Bomi Uncle...

...may I borrow your car?

Lucky, I'm told in India

a kid's born every 2 seconds.

Possible. So?

So therefore there's gotta be

a marriage every second?

Yeah. So?

So a boy must proclaim love

to a girl every 1/2 a second?

So?

Hell, it's been 2 months.

I still can't muster

the courage to tell her.

Courage to say what?

That.

What?

Just that.

Just what?

Just that...

...That 'I like you. Be my wife'.

Cowboy you stick to breaking bones

And grabbing villas...

Leave this wedding talk to me.

I'll talk to her father.

Her dad's no more.

She lives with six old folks.

Where does she live?

- Somewhere in Versova.

Bro goes there alone.

Feels shy to take me along.

Here's the address, Munna.

This house must be grabbed.

Forget it!

But Sir, how will they reach

without the address?

Did you land up on Earth

with an address?

Ask Mommy, were you born

holding a map?

Munna, forget this job.

Just relax!

Take your gurly-wurly to Goa!

Goa?

- Lovely romantic place.

Gentle waves, the setting sun.

You and her, alone on a boat.

When the sun has sat, tell her...

...'Marry me or leave the boat.

It's my boat'.

I assure you, she won't jump

into the water.

She won't come with me alone.

- No, no, not alone.

Take the oldies with you.

Cuckoo, book their air tickets!

The trip's on me.

Just go to Goa.

Put a ring on her finger,

leave the 'house business' to me.

Anything happened?

- No. With you?

I called her. But she was out.

Can I ask why your girl

walked past giggling?

I told her a joke.

- What?

You go on a drive to tell

her jokes? Give me the keys.

They're in the car!

Careless bugger.

Forgot the keys too. Idiot.

Hurry. Pack your bags.

We're leaving for Goa.

- Goa?

Goa? But why?

For a wedding.

Who is getting married?

You tell them.

Hope you won't object?

- To what?

But first tell us

who's getting married

No, I can't tell you.

- Ok, but where are we going?

Tell us. We won't tell a soul.

What's going on?

Who's she?

- Surprise gift!

Bomi's Tina?

- Yessss!

"A precious quarter remains with you. "

"Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!"

"A precious quarter remains with you. "

"Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!"

"Life's buck... "

"... went down the drain... "

"... but the magic quarter still remains!"

"Life's buck... "

"... went down the drain... "

"... but the magic quarter still remains!"

"A precious quarter... "

"... remains with you. "

"Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!"

"So many dreams buried in our hearts... "

"... battles lost before the start. "

"But now we'll rise, come fall or pain... "

"... for the magic quarter still remains!"

"A precious quarter... "

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