Lage Raho Munna Bhai Page #6

"... remains with you. "

"Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!"

"Back foot!

We've played the game on the backfoot!"

"Front foot!

It's time to move to the front foot!"

" 'Second Innings' is a whole new race... "

"... gonna knock the ball to outer space!"

"A precious quarter... "

"... remains with you. "

"Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!"

"Life's buck... "

"... went down the drain... "

"... but the magic quarter still remains!"

"A precious quarter... "

"... remains with you. "

"Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!"

Jhanvi...

- Hi, Murli...

Want to tell you something important.

Can you come down, please?

What?

What are you looking for?

- Something very important...

Not this ring?

Hey, how did you get this?

Is it for someone?

A lady's ring must be

for a special lady right?

So you found a nice Goan girl, huh?

Yes.

Does her name start with'M'?

My name starts with'M'.

So her name begins with 'J'!

I'm so jealous.

Don't you worry.

Lucky girl.

So, if I like someone,

she's a lucky girl?

Of course Murli.

Jhanvi, there's something important

I must say.

Give that 'J' girl this ring first,

then we'll chat.

But I must talk to you

before I give the ring

So, tell me.

Jhanvi, don't say the word 'No'.

If your answer is 'no',

just turn and leave.

But don't say 'No'.

I will not say 'No'.

Jhanvi, I... my heart...

Go ahead. Take it.

What? When?

How can they do that?

Murli, someone's broken into our house.

He's throwing out our furniture.

Call the cops right now.

Which builder?

Bro, how's it hangin'?

- 'Someone's broken into Jhanvi's house... '

I'll rip him apart.

What's the address?

- In Versova..

I'm in Versova too.

Don't worry. Which street?

Jetty Road.

I'm right there.

Hey, Rambo, get the car!

Plot 22. It's a yellow house.

Which plot, Bro?

- Plot 22. Hurry.

Bro, that house is current 'job'!

Have you gone mad?

- Bro, I'm following Lucky Singh's orders!

Enough. In these poses,

paste film stars.

For this one, use world leaders.

Make one photo with

the Queen of London.

You look happy!

Got the 2nd Innings house.

How? Khurana's been trying

for 2 years.

Khurana uses astrologers

for business decisions.

I use brains...

...not feng shui!

He's bought all the land around that house...

...but without the house his millions

would be toilet paper!

Sir, Mr. Khurana is here.

Lovely-dovely! He'll be thrilled

to see the keys!

The 2nd Innings House is yours.

Consider it a wedding gift.

Lucky Singh,

this marriage cannot happen.

But why?

- I've read your daughter's horoscope.

She is 'manglik'.

- So?

Her stars are inauspicious.

The man she marries will be destroyed!

Our daughter is a good soul.

The horoscope clearly says,

if Sunny marries her...

...he will die within the year.

Khurana, you really believe

this stuff?

Of course.

I owe my prosperity

to my Astrologer.

When my business was sinking,...

he asked me to add a 'K' to my name...

It's better numerology.

Look at me today.

If only your daughter was born

a few hours later!

Bad timing Dear!

If you'd delivered Simran

5 minutes later,...

...her birth date would've changed.

How?

Simran was born at 11:55, right?

Yes.

If you just held on for 5 more minutes,

the date would've been 8th. Not 7th.

Get it?

Hang on... wasn't your daughter born at

55... A.M.?

No, your holiness!

It was 11:
55 P.M.!

Her horoscope here shows

it was morning.

Never.

Old man Subramanium!

- Subramanium?

My typist. A bit deaf. When I dictate

he reads my lips.

AM, PM, same lip movement,

isn't it?"

"Writes 'liar' for 'lawyer'.

'Risky' business becomes

'whiskey' business. "

Send us an email' becomes

'Send us a female'!

One of my suppliers did!

How embarrassing!

Oye Cuckoo!

Buy that Subramanium a hearing aid.

Who's Subramanium?

- Buy for both ears.

If I whisper, it must echo like

loudspeakers in his ears. Thanks Cuckoo.

I'm glad that

this misunderstanding is cleared.

Delivered her at the perfect time.

Well done.

Now, do take the house keys.

No, no. Hold on. We'll accept the key

only on the wedding day. At 10::27 P.M..

Lovey-Dovely! Bring out the sweets!

The wedding's finally on!

The deal is done.

You knew, didn't you?

- What?

That it was Jhanvi's house.

The Goa trip was a scam, right?

What if I muscle my way

into your house and claim it's mine?

"Listen Madam, the property lease is

in his name.

And now he has possession too. "

But they should've sent us a notice

Before the lease transferred!

"BMC must've sent you a notice.

Do check at the post office. "

"Got that house with grace, didn't I?

No violence. "

I'll gift you and your doll a flat in

the suburbs. Lots of fresh air,...

and great for rosy-cheeked kids!

Why can't you help us?

"Madam, we can't help you.

Get yourselves a lawyer. "

Gimme the house keys.

Listen Munna. Don't interfere.

This house is promised to Khurana

as Simran's wedding gift.

"Lucky, I'll get you

the Mayor's mansion if you wish.

But let this one go!

Instead, why don't you

leave this chicky?

I'll find you a Miss India type model.

Keep Jhanvi out of this.

No you keep romance out of business.

Don't mix the two.

Too late for that, buddy boy!

That house is mine. You've set the pitch.

Now watch my bat break you balls!

You took the ol'geezers to Goa!

You.

Your best friend...

...emptied the house!

Should I tell your girl what kind of

'Professor' you really are?

"Hello... Hello, "

"Hello"

Hello. Is Ballu there?

- Wrong number.

Sorry wrong number.

Go! Practice your batting!

"Move aside.

"Just chill, chill, just chill"

"Sorry, Bro!

I should've called you atleast!

But I didn't want to disturb you

for a small job.

"Don't be upset, Bro. Stay cool!

I'll explain things to her.

What will you explain?

That I'm a goon?

Can't you do anything right?

"Rama, the Lord of heavens,... "

"... Blessed is thy name... "

Hello! What took you so long?

Bapu, for the first time in my life,

I have a problem I can't solve.

Get me out of this.

There's one solution.

- What?

Kidnap Lucky's daughter.

Strike a deal with him.

His daughter in return for the house.

I already rejected

that idea last night.

Another solution - just shoot Lucky.

Hey Bapu, your ideas are suicidal.

These aren't my ideas son,

they're yours.

Isn't it how you've done things so far?

You 're not gonna follow my ways.

So what's the point?

Okay. Show me your way.

I am ready to try anything.

I don't think you can.

- Why?

Trust me, I'm bloody brave!

My way isn't easy.

But success is guaranteed.

I'll get the house back?

- I promise.

Jhanvi won't leave me, will she?

She'll always stay proudly by your side.

You seem confident.

Tell me what to do.

Ask for forgiveness.

Forgiveness?

From whom?

Is it so necessary to apologise?

I want to see how brave you really are.

What do you mean?

Slapping someone is easy.

Apologising requires courage.

Go, son!

What are you doing here?

- Nothing, Bro.

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