Lage Raho Munna Bhai Page #7

Was missing Mom a lot.

Just came and sat here.

I want to tell you something.

Go on, Bro.

Don't think I'm drunk, okay?

What's wrong, Bro?

Turn away. Don't look into my eyes.

I want to say, I'm sorry.

Couldn't sleep all night.

...thinking about old times!

Remember, when I was shot,

I was in great pain.

You cradled me in your arms.

And sang me to sleep.

I can't believe I slapped you.

And the time, when I had craving for

Chinese food at 3 a. m...

...you promptly kidnapped that

5 star chef...

...and we ate 'hoi-sin ' noodles

till morning!

I can't believe I slapped you.

Forgive me, buddy!

You don't need to say this, Bro

Hey, I said sorry, didn't I?

Thank you Bapu.

I feel so much lighter now.

What should I do next?

- Now you must win over Lucky with love.

That'll be tough.

- Stay cool! Bapu is with you!

Lucky Singh has trapped you

with deceit!

So what do we do?

Madam, that's what I'm here for.

We'll file a case - lllegal possession

of property.

Let him not think we're weak.

How long will it take

to get back our house?

15 years... at least.

Maximum 6 months.

Do you guarantee it?

Buffer another 2 to 4 months.

Two or four?

Can't say.

Judges get transferred.

Court dates get changed.

It's hard to commit.

Add up and gimme a total time.

- 4 to 5 years.

Lets say 6 years!

Give it to me in writing.

- No lawyer will do that.

You first say 6 months. Now,

you won't even guarantee 6 years.

Come on, let's go.

- Where?

I've just met a lawyer.

Who?

- A great lawyer.

Studied in London,

practiced in South Africa.

In London?

It's that new nerd!

- He said stop bully-ing.

Start Gandhi.. ing.

That Scoundrel. Stealing my clients.

He said, if your enemy swears at you,

smile back at him.

Listen to Nerdy boy!

He also said, if someone hits you

on one cheek, offer him the other.

This will reduce hatred,

and make him respect you!

"He also said, to win over your enemy,

you don't need lawyers. "

Who said that? Who?

Who said what?

What's the problem?

- What's the problem?

What's going on Murli?

Gandhi.. ing.

The opposite of bully-ing.

Lucky thinks we're going to fight him.

Instead we will send him flowers.

Good morning, pops.

Mushy morning!

Flowers from Khurana Jr.!

Sunny? Impossible.

Why? Had a fight?

With Sunny? Never.

Then?

Their astrologer has said that roses

are unlucky for Khurana Sr.

So all the rose bushes have been cut.

Even his secretary has changed

her name from Rosy...

...to Daisy!

How does Sunny tolerate this nonsense?

Because his father is a good man.

A little superstitious.

But that's okay.

A little? He 'elects an auspicious time'

to go to pee...

Adds extra K's to his name for luck.

Now am I to call him Khurana or

K... K... Khurana?

Would you tolerate me

if I did all that?

You're no less.

Posing for pictures all day.

Posing this way and that.

Then pasting your face with Ash,

Bush and the Queen.

But I still love you.

Because you are a good man.

One minute.

Then who sent these flowers?

Your secretary - her skirt's tinier

Than her brain!

Mom!

Dad, these are for you.

With a 'Get well soon ' card.

Why? Are you sick?

- Just a bit of gas, that's all!

Ew!

Oh! So the bimbo worries about

your belly now!

It's signed by a 'Munna'!

Diddly-do-duck! Don't touch it!

It's a bomb!

Everybody down! Duuuuck

Stop it, pop.

Let's read the card.

"'Dear Lucky,"

"Dishonesty is a disease. "

"You have it. "

"You are very unwell. "

"But I will cure you. "

"I will be with you till you recover. "

"Look outside your window. Munna. "'

"Tired shoulders, greying hair,

but with courage beyond compare... "

"unwavering from the path of truth,

these youthful old are really rare. "

"We salute you, O Motherland... "

for giving us this fearless man.

"We salute you, O Motherland... "

for giving us this fearless man.

Go on. Tell him.

This night of trauma shall pass, dude...

...But not before...

...Lucky is doomed!

What's all this drama, Munna?

- It's called 'Peaceful protest'.

We won't fight with you. But we'll

stand by your house in protest.

Until you realize

the folly of your ways.

One of us will be

standing here 24 hours.

If one gets tired,

another will take his place.

We'll pray for your speedy recovery.

Get well soon, Lucky.

- Give us back our house keys.

Come here.

Greetings.

Don't you dare touch Bro.

- Circuit, don't.

Bapu said, 'If the enemy hits you

on one cheek, offer him the other'."'

Look, he didn't hit me.

Bro, he just pummeled you!

Bapu didn't say what to do

after you are hit on both the cheeks.

Munna...

Take a blow, several blows to show

that you will not strike back...

It softens the enemy.

His hatred for you

will give way to respect!

Show Lucky we will not hit back.

Nor waver from our path. "'

Apologise, Munna!

We'd like to take our house in peace...

...mess with us and rest in pieces!

Say sorry.

- Why Bro?

Bapu says it reduces hate,

and increases respect.

Say sorry.

- Bapu will ruin our business.

Hey, road kill!

Get up, I gotta apologise!

Get up or I'll slap you!

Bro.

We've grabbed 115 houses.

Pulled off 52 kidnappings.

Broken atleast 250 bones.

But never went to jail.

First time...

we've said 'sorry'.

And here we are.

We'll be mocked, Bro!

Our reputation is mud now!

Oh, so getting jailed for murder

is better for your reputation?

No but a tiny kidnapping charge

would be nice!

Do you know that Bapu

was jailed just for making some salt?

Woah! His rep must've been pickled!

No, man.

The more he was jailed,

the more famous he became.

Because he was always right.

So, if we are right,

and keep getting jailed... then?

Then, like Gandhi, we too will have

our statue in the park.

Our mug shots on currency!

Streets named after us.

Books about our friendship.

Chapter 6, Munna and Circuit...

Politicians singing our praises.

As long as Sun will rise,

Munna-Circuit's fame will thrive.

My birthday will be 'Munna Day'.

A national holiday.

Honoured as a dry day.

No no... not a dry day.

Your bail's given.

Pen.

Thank you.

You got us out.

No, Murli, thank you.

You went to prison for us!

Emotional touchy moment.

Was a one-night lesson enough

or should I put you in for life?

Awesome!

Then they'd name a city after us!

"Minneapolis... Munna-polis!"

"Switzerland... Circuit-land!"

Monaco... Munna-co!

Why are you messing with me?

I have the police,

the power, the money.

What do you have?

- I have Bapu, 'Uncle'!

And I have the radio, dude!

Good Morning, Mumbai.

Welcome to our new show.

"Mahatma's Magic"

- 100 years back,...

a cool dude came to our country!

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.

Bapu showed us the right way

to live our life.

Sadly, we've forgotten

that path today.

I want you to imagine that

Bapu's with us in the studio!

You tell us your problem,

and we solve it with Gandhism!

In return, we seek your support.

Our friend is very unwell.

- He's in a critical condition.

But he doesn't think he's sick.

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