Lake Placid 2 Page #3

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She likes me.

Yeah.

Are we close yet?

'Cause my feet are totally killing me.

Rachel, when I told you

to wear appropriate shoes,

strappy sandals weren't what I had in mind.

Vogue says these are totally appropriate

for summer.

Whatever. This is so lame.

You know, I'll rub them if you want.

I'll rub the rest of you, too.

Seriously, Larry,

I wouldn't let you rub my feet,

even if you were the CEO of Prada.

Your loss.

This is it, suckers. Check it out!

This is sweet.

- Oh, hey, check this out, Larry.

- What?

- No, right here. Come here.

- What?

- Come here and check this out. Right here.

- What?

- No, right here. Come here, closer.

- What?

- You see, right there? Just...

- I don't see anything.

My bad, I guess there was nothing there.

Way to go, butthead.

What am I supposed to wear now?

Scott, could you give me a hand?

I can't get my back.

Yeah, sure.

Hey, looks like Boston boy's

making a move on your girl.

He can have her.

So, you guys gonna go in?

No, I don't want to get my hair wet.

I'm just gonna lay out.

I bronze amazingly.

Come on, Scott.

Last one in's gotta pitch the tent.

Larry's already pitching a tent.

Yeah, I can tell by the way you guys

are wrestling around in the water.

No, baby. This is all for you, sweetheart.

You're a pig.

So, come on, Scott, what do you say?

Coming in?

No, I'm not in the mood.

Afraid you're gonna get your hair wet?

No, I'm just not a big fan of the water.

He can keep me company.

Come on, baby.

Hey, come on, man.

I'm gonna go for a walk.

Check things out a little bit.

Suit yourself.

Hey, Sheriff!

Thanks for coming out so quick, Dale.

I brought exactly what you told me to.

A heck of a lot of heat in this puppy.

What are you planning on blowing...

What is all this, then?

Oh, we gotta have a talk.

This thing really work?

Dale, unload the boat.

You know what, Ahmad?

I think I'd like it better if

the flap of the tent was facing east,

that way I get a good view

of the morning sunrise.

Actually, boss, you don't want the opening

facing uphill, in case it rains.

No, it's all right. Do it my way.

Struthers, I decided to close the lake.

That means no camping.

Of course, you and your little pal there

are always welcome

to check in any one of

our lovely B&Bs in town.

Well, you're not gonna run us in to jail, now,

are you, Sheriff?

I mean, it would be a terrific waste

of manpower,

especially when you got this giant crocodile

on the loose.

Why don't you just get out of here?

I'm sure there are a bunch of

unemployed 10-year-olds in Asia

you could be exploiting.

Come on, now, Emma.

You're not still holding a grudge

about them silly bobcats, are you?

There were 148 of those silly bobcats

left on the entire planet.

Now there are 146, thanks to you.

Can you leave it go? I paid the fines.

Everything's not all about the bottom line.

Well then, the bottom line is,

if I didn't come along at the time I did,

you'd still be an endangered species.

I hope you didn't think

you could just fly in here

and kill an animal that may very well be

the last remaining one of its kind.

Well, of course I can.

Isn't that right, Sheriff?

I'm afraid it's not my call.

It's Emma's jurisdiction.

All I can do is ask you to show me permits

for all the firepower

you brought along with you.

Ahmad has all the paperwork you need.

- Good.

- That's great.

You're not gonna be able to use it.

We're doing this the humane way.

We're gonna trap it and bring it in alive.

Do you wanna help me?

Well, that's brilliant!

I can see us all holding hands

in the belly of the beast

singing Give Peace a Chance.

Oh, please, shut up.

I think she really likes me, Ahmad.

Damn it!

What the...

Crocodiles bite down into

the flesh of a victim

and roll over and over until

the disoriented prey drowns

or bleeds to death.

It's called a death roll.

- It sounds like something to avoid.

- Oh, yeah.

Well, you know,

they're perfect killing machines.

And get this. It wedges the body

of its victim into an underwater pantry

for future consumption.

Well, when we're through here, we'll have

plenty of crocodile steaks in our pantry, eh?

Boots and belts, too.

I got a question for the two of youse.

Let me ask you this, geniuses.

What are you planning on using for bait?

Sorry about this, baby.

- You're kidding. That's your bait?

- Come on.

- There's no way this is gonna work.

- Come on, Dale.

Crocodiles eat turtles.

Look it up in Struthers' book.

Get in there.

- He's one heck of a turtle.

- I don't like this plan.

- They growed up in a hole like this.

- Dale, would you be quiet?

Well, now, that is absolutely brilliant.

You do realise the thing has eaten

a human being, don't you?

That's right. Get in there, Struthers.

I suppose you'd prefer

if we just lobbed in a landmine.

That's way too messy.

Besides, where's the sport in that?

Anybody keeping kosher?

No, no, no, no, don't even think about it.

Struthers...

Can you help me get this out of here

before it hurts itself?

We'll get it.

Dale, hand me the stick.

- Dale!

- Just...

- Thank you.

- Just be careful. Don't hurt it.

I won't. All right, let's see.

- One... Can I reach it? Two... One more.

- It's okay.

Ready?

Dale, hand me the tranq gun.

Yes, sir.

Come on, tranq gun! Right now!

You can't just spray and pray.

You gotta know what you're shooting at.

I think you got him, Sheriff.

What now?

Wait! Stop!

You killed it!

No, I think the tranquiliser's

just taken effect.

Come on, let's tie up its snout.

I don't think we'll have much time.

- Here, let me do that.

- No, it's okay. I got it.

- Well, this here's man's work, sweetheart.

- Okay.

Dale, be careful.

Don't worry, sir. I got it covered.

This here's what we call a four-point granny.

I learnt it in the Boy Scouts.

Not so tough now, are you?

Well, so much for the humane thing.

Now it's my turn.

Me first.

Mine's bigger.

It's all in how you use it.

So, what do you say now, Ms Warner?

You still wanna make friends with it?

I thought you'd come around

sooner or later.

Too bad for your friends it was later.

What do you say, Ahmad?

Let's strap up and go kill us a croc.

I thought you knew what you were doing.

I do know what I'm doing,

if you'd just let me do it.

- Figure it out.

- Get the one over there.

Oh, baby.

Hey, sweetheart.

Please don't burn my fun bags.

Oh, Larry, don't be such a stupid American.

All the beaches in Europe are topless.

We are so going there.

Yes, we are.

Guys, come quick.

Seriously, you guys gotta come

check this out.

- Scott, what is it?

- Just come on.

I'm over nature time. Have a ball.

I'll go with you.

Well, I'm coming, too, then.

Don't mind me, guys.

I'm gonna make sure

my little monkeys there don't get toasty.

Would you believe me if I told you

I'm completely rich? Filthy?

Where'd you find... Ahmad, is it?

Yeah, me one-man army.

In the Sudan I was on safari.

Heard about this lion

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