Lake Placid 2 Page #5

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I'm coming in to lure it away.

I'll be taking the kill-shot.

No, boss. I'm locking in on my shot now.

What is he doing?

He's gonna try to ram us. Shoot it. Shoot it!

What the hell was that?

Damn fool.

Jump.

This is all I could salvage

from my second boat.

I guess we could use it as firewood.

So, you lost two boats.

I lost a plane

and you don't hear me whingeing.

Well, in case you haven't noticed,

I'm not exactly

the Sheriff of Manhattan here, Struthers.

Losing two boats is gonna put

quite a crimp in my town's finances.

Well, I'll pay for your boats.

- Really?

- Yeah. Call it a donation.

I can always use the write-off.

I'll have Ahmad cut you a cheque.

Well, thanks.

Looks like Ahmad likes

to cut things, anyway.

That head's gonna look fantastic

on me wall.

Don't you think it should go

on Ahmad's wall?

He was the one who actually killed it.

Well, one thing I know is that thing

won't be eating any of us anymore.

That's the important thing, isn't it?

Right, I forgot. You came here to save lives.

You're a big hero.

I mean, I particularly like the part where you

pretended to cry

when the croc came after you.

That was really brave.

Ahmad, you wanna hurry up

with them steaks before the fire goes out?

You know what?

You should smoke one of these.

Best thing you ever tasted.

- Smells good.

- Well, it ought to.

$500 per box.

Of course, you know what would go

really well with a good cigar?

Just a wee bit of Scotch.

Well, if you were to have

a wee bit of Scotch,

I think I could forego

the open container violation.

Ahmad, take out that Johnnie Walker Blue,

would you?

Ahmad?

- Get it yourself.

- I beg your pardon?

You have a very poor way

of showing gratitude.

- Gratitude? Well, I keep you employed.

- Employed?

For years I've waited on you.

I've cooked and I've cleaned

and I've killed for you,

and never once a single thank you.

Well, need I remind you

that if it wasn't for me,

you'd still be a lion's dinner?

I saved your life,

so don't talk to me about gratitude.

Oh, I remember that lion.

I remember that lion very well,

but not because it took you four shots

to hit it at point blank range,

including this one and this one.

I remember that lion because

you've reminded me of it every day

for the past 14 years of my life.

Well, this ends today.

My debt to you is paid in full.

I wish you good luck

in finding a new employee.

Yeah, go on. Fine.

Don't need youse, anyway.

Well, I'm turning in for the night.

Tell me something, Struthers,

how long you and Ahmad been married?

I'm sure your view of the sunset

will be worth it tomorrow.

How about being a sport

and helping us out, for old time's sake?

How about you re-pitch your tent

in the lake?

It might be drier.

You think it's really necessary for you

to be enjoying yourself so much?

Maybe now you'll have some respect

for the next man who does your dirty jobs.

Well, I hope you're nice and cosy in there.

- Yes, very comfortable. Thank you.

- Son of a...

Can we stop for a break?

I think we should try and get as far away

from the lake as possible.

Scott, we don't even know where we are.

We've been wandering around for hours.

All right.

Let's try to find a hiding spot, okay?

You comfortable?

Besides being soaking wet,

freezing cold, and hungry enough

to eat an entire HomeTown Buffet?

Yeah, I'm doing excellent.

Yeah, that was

kind of a stupid question, huh?

No. It was sweet. Thanks.

- Hey, it could be worse.

- How?

I could be out here all by myself.

- Oh, God! Thank God it's you guys.

- Larry!

Where's Rachel? Is she okay?

She didn't make it. Where's Thad?

Oh, my God! We're going to die, man!

Listen. We're gonna make it,

but we can't freak out.

We gotta keep moving. Come on.

Ahmad! Ahmad! Ahmad! Ahmad!

Come on! Come on! Go!

Ahmad! Come on!

James!

James!

Ahmad, hang on!

He's gone.

Where's Ahmad?

It's okay. I'm pretty sure

owls have never eaten anybody.

Yeah? How do you know?

I didn't think there was alligators

up in Maine either.

Actually, I think it's a crocodile.

I heard rumours that one got lost

up here several years ago.

Hello? It's Sheriff Riley.

Anybody there? Come in.

Sheriff, Sheriff, I'm here. I'm here.

How are you holding up?

It's not going so good.

There's another of those darn crocodiles

out here, just took out Struthers' man.

Listen, would you please get on the phone

and talk to Mike Hobson Jr?

Tell him we can't wait

around for him anymore.

We need that boat ASAP.

Will do.

Oh, and Sheriff...

What?

I almost forgot.

Scott called over today,

said to tell you he's going camping

with some friends tonight at the lake.

I haven't heard from him since.

I thought I told you to close the lake.

Nobody's supposed to be on the lake.

Yeah, I wasn't entirely sure

what you meant by that.

When I get back to the office

I'm gonna throw a dart at you. Over.

Over.

- Damn it!

- What's up?

My son is out there

somewhere on the lake with his friends.

I gotta go find him.

Well, might as well bring some firepower.

- Bring your acronym.

- My what?

B.Y.A.

He probably went to the campground

over by Crazy Sadie's.

What do we do?

- Run.

- Don't. It's too fast. It'll catch us.

Well, what do we do, then?

- We go up.

- You f***ing kidding me?

- Scott! Watch out!

- Scott!

Hurry! Move your leg.

Scott, come on.

- Get him up! Come on!

- Go. Go!

- Get up here!

- Keep going!

What is that?

- I thought you shut down the lake.

- Yeah, I did shut down the lake.

We're going to Sadie Bickerman's house,

find out exactly what we're up against.

Sadie!

I need to talk to you!

You're a little late, Sheriff.

Did you get that warrant,

or did you just come by

to take a peek at an old lady in a nightie?

Look, I don't have time for your games.

I've got some questions.

I need some straight answers.

Well, unless you're arresting me,

all I got for you is nothing.

Have it your way, Sadie.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be

used against you in a court of law.

I already told you, I don't know anything

about this crocodile business.

Sadie!

I already told you, I have some questions

and I need some damn answers from you.

I'd ask you all in for a nightcap but I think

you'd all look better in a dunce cap.

- Listen, Sadie, for crying out loud...

- This is serious.

- People's lives are at stake.

- Too bad you can't talk to my sister.

I heard she had quite a history

with crocodiles.

Sadie, my son is out there right now

somewhere with his friends.

- My son, Sadie. Please.

- Maybe I know a little something.

That's great.

Anything you can tell us will help.

Somebody tell Trixie to shut her cake hole

before I change my mind.

Emma.

There are three of them. Okay?

Three of them?

There's Max.

I named him after my late husband because

he was always hungry, like Max was.

Then there's George Jr,

named after the President

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