Lake Placid vs. Anaconda Page #6

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That's it. I've had it.

I'm taking a break.

We should just keep moving.

I don't care what you do.

I need a minute to catch my breath.

No, no, she's right.

We should just stop.

Let's just stand here

so the giant snake can catch us.

I don't think it followed us.

What we need to do

is find our way back to the main road.

Get your weasel ass up and keep moving.

The only way you're getting into

this sorority is over my dead body.

Dare to dream.

All right, girls. Two minutes.

And then we try to find the main road.

Just keep an eye out.

Crocodiles, snakes,

who knows what else

could be out here with us?

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my.

Brings me back to my wonderful,

yet nightmarish, childhood.

Anybody else hear that?

Yes.

Oh, my God, something's out there.

Anyone want to bet it's not a cute,

little, scary-ass munchkin?

Maybe it's a search party.

Maybe they're looking for me.

Whatever it is, it's coming this way.

If it is a search party,

they're not leaving without me.

I didn't think there were any crocodiles

in Clear Lake!

Well, there's your search party.

That's not funny! What do I do?

Just don't move.

Don't move.

No! Nobody messes with a DG sister!

Oh, my God!

What the hell?

- Run!

- Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God, run!

- Beth!

Dad! Dad!

Oh, my God. I thought I lost you.

I knew you'd come for me.

Of course.

I'm gonna go home and reenact that

to my dad and evil stepmom.

Listen, this is real sweet and all,

but we'd better get moving.

I can't argue with that.

- Come on, let's go. Let's go.

- Okay.

All right, Beach.

You've had that look on your face

since we got off the boat.

What is it?

Nothing you need to worry about.

I'm putting my mission

and my life in your hands.

If you have a problem,

then hell yes, I need to worry.

I didn't like him any more than you did,

but we could've pulled him out of the water.

No one around here is gonna miss

Jim Bickerman, believe me.

Besides, he's probably fine.

There wasn't that much left of him.

He was a loose end.

He was right. You are a sociopath.

I'm not a sociopath, Mr. Beach.

I'm a person trying to protect

her father's legacy.

He spent most of his life

perfecting the Blood Orchid serum

and I intend to finish what he started.

Make no mistakes.

I will gladly sacrifice anyone

or anything that gets in my way.

Including you.

Nice to know where I stand.

Just keep doing your job

and you'll be fine.

This was such a gigantic mistake.

I should have pledged Omega Kappa.

How much further is it?

This is not my neck

of the woods, I am lost.

Relax, Tully, I know where we're going.

All right.

Sheriff, this is Ferguson. You copy?

Roger that.

Sheriff, can you hear me?

I copy, Ferguson.

Is that you?

I give up. I give up.

According to this signal,

she's right here somewhere.

We've been flushing them out

toward the choke point.

There's no way out.

I'm telling you.

She's right here.

What do you mean, right here?

The only thing I'm seeing out here

is you, me and Mr. Happy.

I'm telling you, she's right here.

Where is it?

- That's not her.

- What do you mean, that's not her?

That's the male.

Then where the hell is she?

Don't shoot it!

Damn!

You'll kill him if you shoot my snake!

What are you doing?

I told you I wasn't

gonna let you kill it,

which is what I'll do to you

if you get in my way.

Over there.

Don't you ever do that again.

Now, come on!

What the hell was that?

I don't know, but it's big. Let's move.

Come on.

Wait a second!

We need the tracking device

and the case, you idiot!

And I'll take my gun back.

This is Ferguson, over.

Lot of movement down here.

Crocs and snakes, over.

Ferguson, where the hell are you?

I'm in a back path somewhere

trying to find one of the crocs.

And I think I can hear something.

Can you hear this, Ferguson?

You're hearing us. You're hearing us!

- Turn around!

- What?

Got it.

No grip on my shoes.

Come on.

Okay, got it.

- All right?

- Okay.

Nobody move!

Ready to fill your freezer?

You got a full clip?

Never leave home without it.

Hey, how dare you point

your guns at my snake?

I'm the sheriff, lady.

Who the hell are you?

I don't care who you are.

You're not killing my snake!

You see, I'm the one who says

who kills who and what around here.

Right now, you're on my list.

This is a controlled animal reserve.

Drop your gun

and tell your henchmen to stand down.

Let me just educate you a little bit.

Those snakes are the property

of the Wexel Corporation.

You kill them and I am gonna sue

the town of Lake Placid into bankruptcy.

It's gonna be a little tricky, don't you think,

to attract tourists to a ghost town?

Now, I'm gonna put him down

for a little nap.

My extraction team is gonna

bring them back to the lab.

And you and your little

college field trip

can do whatever you want

with your crocodiles.

Beach.

Extraction Team, this is Black Lake recovery.

Get ready for extraction.

Read you loud and clear. We're here.

Then again, Beach, kill the damn crocs.

Don't let them kill the male.

What the hell was that?

After everything I've seen today,

nothing would surprise me.

Hello?

Except that.

She's here!

That is one big-ass snake.

That's my girl!

On my coordinates, gentlemen,

prepare for snake extraction.

Roger that. We have eyes on you.

That's okay, baby.

You will all be home soon.

Looks like your extraction team

just got extracted.

- Ferguson!

- Yes, sir.

Get my daughter

and her friends to safety.

I'm not leaving you here.

I'll be fine.

- Just go. Go!

- Yeah, okay. Come on, let's go.

And if things go south,

get 'em the hell out of here.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Just kill the damn croc!

- Kill it.

- Oh, my God!

No! Don't kill my baby!

You really are a psycho b*tch!

Damn it!

Girls, don't watch, don't watch.

Don't watch!

Oh, my God.

Bye, bye, baby!

No!

Oh, my God.

This is really starting

to get disgusting.

God!

God!

I'm all right. I'm all right.

- Oh, my God.

- Okay.

God, that's disgusting.

When my lawyers are through with you,

you'll wish you never met me.

I already do. Trust me.

When she's done with you,

you and I have some business to discuss.

Yeah, good luck keeping your badge.

Good luck being

someone's b*tch behind bars.

Ferguson, cuff her.

Yeah.

I left 'em at home. Sorry.

- Here. There you go.

- Sorry.

- Ferguson?

- Yeah?

Good job.

Space, Ferguson.

Tull.

This is why your tracking software

was on the fritz.

Back in the day,

we used those to track tagged animals

and jam the Feds.

No kidding?

Far out.

This is great. I mean, I can get

all the crocs back in the reserve now.

Finally, some good news, huh?

Dad!

Babe.

So, Dad, I know I said I would join

Deltas in honor of Mom,

but do you think it would be

okay if I didn't?

I don't think that she would mind a bit.

Besides, you honor her every day

by being so awesome.

- I love you so much.

- Thanks, Dad.

I'm so glad you're safe.

Hey, guess what?

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