Land Ho! Page #8

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It's High Spirits.

Did you ever see...

- ...Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?

- Yes.

When Steve Martin's in jail

trying to remember the name...

of Michael Caine's character,

and he's there and he's going:

"Fif... Fifen... Fifenhausen."

And he goes through all of these...

All these stupid names. That's funny.

- Okay. Me.

- All right.

- I'll give you an easy one.

- Okay.

- Danny DeVito...

- Okay.

...and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Twins.

- Please.

- It's one of my favorite films.

I love that film.

"Vincent."

Come on. Give me another one.

Give me another.

"Vincent, I am your brother."

"Oh, obviously. The minute I sat down,

I thought I was looking in a mirror."

"You're such a girly man."

- All right. All right.

- Gotta love Arnold.

- This has been fun.

- Yeah.

I don't know if I've been

this relaxed for a long time.

Yeah, this has been really nice.

Yeah. How about another dip in

the morning? You wanna do that?

Actually, I'm heading out.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Heading up to the airport.

Well, that's a shame.

Yeah.

Well, that leaves me with Mitch.

Who is not a good substitute for you.

I have a really nice warm spot here.

Why don't you come over?

Over there?

It sounds like a really

good idea, doesn't it?

- Yeah. If you don't mind.

- Because it's kind of cool over here.

You know, I did one of your crossword

puzzles yesterday evening.

I did pretty good at it until I got

up to the right-hand corner...

and there was some Siberian

river that started with a Y.

Yenisey.

Yup, that was it.

I'm gonna be sorry to

leave this place, Mitch.

Don't get that Sunday

afternoon attitude, you know?

It's not over with yet.

We still got the spa.

- Spa? What spa?

- The spa. We talked about the spa.

- No, we didn't talk about the spa.

- Well, thing about it is this...

you don't worry about it,

I got the spa handled.

- Good.

- Got it handled for you.

Good times are still coming.

Bite of pepper.

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