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Cool.

It's more than cool.

It'll protect you.

How?

You'll find out.

(mimics explosion)

Now, go play.

(girl singing)

Sorry we don't have a TV yet.

We just moved in so still

kind of getting settled.

No worries. That

sh*t takes time.

So tell me about your weekend.

It was pretty sweet actually.

I think I may have a new client.

Yeah?

F*** yeah!

Yeah.

Does the new official brand maker from

Moon Drill Whiskey want a back rub?

- Ah yeah.

- Yeah.

(groaning)

You're the best.

What about you? How

was your weekend?

Um...

It was fine.

Nothing exciting.

(gentle music)

(firecrackers exploding)

Happy Fourth! Woo!

U-S-A! U-S-A!

U-S-A!

Hey, I'm going to go

grab some drinks.

You guys want anything

other than beer?

Vodka.

Vodka, you got it. All right.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

Happy Fourth.

To our independence?

F*** off b*tch. To

the here and now.

(clink)

(gentle music)

(David) All right, are

you ready for this?

(Katie Jo) Oh, I'm ready.

(David) So, a leprechaun

walks into a bar...

Oh no, that's gonna be bad.

No, no it's going to

be amazing, okay.

- Okay.

- So...

I think you should stop there.

This is happening.

It is happening.

Okay.

The leprechaun walks into a bar

and asks for a drink.

Bartender says, "Okay,

that'll be $2.50."

So leprechaun puts two dollar bills

on the bar and starts walking away.

The bartender goes

"Hey, wait! You're

a little short."

(laughs)

You are so lucky

that I love you.

I know.

Chrissie?

(Young Girl) Chrissie!

Cece, told me you

got an apartment.

That's so cool! Maybe I

can come over some time.

We all miss you at the shelter.

Tell Cece I'm wearing the

protection necklace she gave me

and I keep putting my shoes under

the bed like she told me to.

(eerie music)

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