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[Lika]

You're here

for business or pleasure?

[Chris]

Well, a little

of both I hope,

I'm meeting a friend

and I have some

business with him.

[Tanya]

Oh, your friend

is in poti?

[Speaking native language]

Please meet my husband.

This is Chris.

Hello, ilya.

What are you doing here?

[Tanya]

Oh, do you know

each other?

No.

No, no, no,

it's on the picture

right there.

Tanya,

lika and ilya.

[Tanya speaking

native language]

[Speaking native language]

Is everything

all right?

[Speaks native language]

So we go now?

Go? No,

but I'm eating.

We go.

Ilya,

[Speaking native language].

You lost, I take you.

- You'll take me?

- Uh-huh.

You'll help?

- Of course.

- You'll help me.

That's wonderful.

Thank you so much,

that's great.

Do you mind if, uh...

Can I quickly

finish my lobio?

No.

- Strange.

-[Lika speaks

native language]

I mean, I don't know

what I did to offend you,

I'm so sorry.

What did... what did I do,

I just, you know, if I could

just quickly finish,

I'm really hungry

and then I'll go.

You didn't do anything.

I don't know

what's wrong with him.

Please take your time.

Yes, eat,

and then we go.

- Of course.

- Ilya.

- We go.

- Oh, yeah.

Aren't you gonna

join us?

I'm not hungry.

Oh, that's

a shame 'cause

This is very,

very delicious,

This is very good,

seriously.

I know

I'm not from here,

But I feel

like it's only polite

To taste some of the food

that your beautiful wife

Spent all day

making for you.

But maybe

that's an American thing.

Tanya,

this is so good,

Would it be rude

if I asked for some more?

Sure.

Tanya,

[Speaking native language].

Tanya?

We go.

I mean, we have

more guests coming.

Oh, you have more guests?

Maybe I could stay

and meet your guests,

I love meeting

new people.

No, I think it's better

if you leave now.

Oh, okay,

well I guess

I better be going.

Lika,

it's such a cute name.

Thank you.

She speaks

beautiful English

By the way, ilya.

Such a pretty necklace.

Where'd you get it?

Hey, hey!

It's not

your business, okay?

We go.

- I'm sorry.

- No, no, it's fine.

Thank you,

madloba, for the map.

You're welcome.

[Speaking foreign language]

Hey.

Hey, Chris.

You and me, okay?

You and me,

in 15 minutes,

Down this road

at the dirt side.

You don't miss it, okay?

You and me.

- 15 minutes?

- Yes, 15 minutes.

Tell you what,

I can be there

in an hour.

Okay, one hour.

It's your choice,

but leave

My family

out of this, okay?

You and me.

What was that?

You and me.

Leave my family

out of this, okay?

Okay, thanks for the map.

Yeah.

[Yelling in native language]

[Speaking

in native language]

[Shouts in native language]

[Shouts in native language]

[Shouts in native language]

[Shouts in native language]

[Chris]

Hey!

Someone open up?

I'm sorry,

it's me again,

There's been an accident,

it's an emergency!

[Speaking native language]

[Lika]

[Speaks in native language]

I was coming around

the corner, and he...

He just ran into

the middle of the road,

He's in bad shape,

you gotta help him!

Tanya!

Tanya, Tanya!

Tanya!

Tanya!

Tanya!

- Tanya!

- [Tanya] Ilya, ilya!

Tanya!

T was an accident,

I'm so sorry,

I never meant to.

I kill you!

- I kill you!

- Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Stop!

Stop now!

Do it.

'Cause we both know

it's not loaded,

But mine is.

[Screaming]

Look look look,

I don't want

any trouble, okay, okay?

The dog was

an accident, okay?

It was an accident,

I brought it in,

and he tried...

He wanted to shoot me.

Okay? I don't know why.

What did I do?

It was self defense.

It was self defense,

don't look at me like that.

Chris,

put the gun away, okay?

We will do what you want,

But you put the gun away.

- You promise?

- Yes.

- Yes, I promise.

- Okay.

So...

So [Mumbles] okay.

Everybody, just calm down.

I'm gonna put the gun away,

And then you'll do

exactly what I say, deal?

Deal.

Okay.

Get him up,

get him inside.

Get him inside,

he's bleeding!

Get him up!

Come on, you lazy b*tch,

help your f***ing mother,

-Help her!

- Don't you talk to her

like that!

- You motherf***er!

- Oh.

Don't hurt him anymore!

Respect my mother.

[Chris laughs]

Come on, this way,

this way.

Get him in over here,

Let's go, come on guys.

Get him inside!

Come on, there we go.

You can do it!

Come on, there we go!

Oh, he's bleeding.

There, good.

There we go,

Isn't that much

more comfortable?

That's much better,

isn't it?

That's good.

Tanya, I'm gonna need you.

Uh, I'm gonna need you

to do me a favor,

Can you go sit down

over there?

Sit down.

Go ahead,

right over there.

And, uh, lika,

Hey, I got a really fun thing

for you to do.

We are going to tie

your mom up, okay?

By her hands and her feet.

Come on, take 'em.

There you go.

Come on, go ahead.

You do exactly what I say,

remember?

That was the deal?

Go ahead, come on.

[Tanya]

Listen, I have money.

You have money?

Really?

- Is it Georgian lari?

- [Tanya] Yes.

- Yeah.

- [Ilya] Oh my God!

See the problem is...

- I don't want

Georgian money.

-[Ilya] Chris, come on!

I don't like Georgian money.

What I want is for

lika to tie you up.

Come on.

Uh, hey, lika?

We had a deal, remember?

I keep the gun down

and you do everything I say,

Remember that,

we made a deal?

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

Look at that.

[Gunshot]

[Screaming]

[Ilya]

Chris, do...

Do what you came for.

Kill me and go, please,

come on.

Kill me, okay?

Tanya, do you hear that?

He thinks that I came here

to kill him, now...

[Ilya]

Please, come on.

Why would I wanna do that?

Tell her.

Tell her what it is.

[Speaking native language]

Look at them!

Who do these belong to?

Who do they belong to?!

They're mine, okay?

They're mine!

[Chris]

Oh they're yours,

that's right, they're hers.

I was drunk.

When I drink,

I do bad things,

But I don't drink anymore.

You understand?

I get it,

so you just do...

- You do crazy things?

- Yes!

So, I think it's only fair

that I should have a drink.

[Ilya]

Oh, Chris!

This looks like

it's good.

[Ilya screams]

Ooh,

chacha, yeah.

Oh, is that homemade?

That's good,

that's smooth.

Oh, where are my manners?

You know what, ladies,

Ladies,

let's all have a drink.

Tanya,

have a drink with me.

- No!

- Come on.

Come on, come on.

[Sobs] No!

Do it.

Drink it, drink it!

There you go,

oh, isn't that good?

That's tasty.

Ilya, you know,

I'd love to have

a toast with you...

But you have that whole

drinking problem thing, right?

So, you know what?

Here's the next best thing.

[Screaming]

Now we're all drunk.

Now we're all crazy.

Now...

I want those.

[Tanya]

Chris!

Come here.

- Come here.

- [Tanya] No, please,

Please!

What are you doing?

- Chris, no, no.

- Don't f***ing move.

Come here.

Yeah, there we go.

Yeah, hey Tanya,

you know what,

you just wouldn't understand

Why I want...

why I want the panties

that your daughter's

Wearing right here.

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