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in the refrigerator."

And since then, I gained some weight.

I'm not gonna lie, I've had weight issues.

I try to lose weight. Someone said "You wanna

lose weight?" "You should go swimming."

I've never been swimming

before in my life.

And that's because it has never been more

than a half an hour since I last ate.

You know what I'm talking about?

Any questions?

No?

Alright then, well, let's move on.

From nothingness came I,

and it is where I shall go.

Well, at least that's

what I used to think.

During those lonely days

and sleepless nights,

to pacify my soul,

I would say these words.

They made me, somehow,

understand my existence

until I had to live

another day of coldness.

And I lived those days and wept.

Like all men who contemplate their agony.

Then, like a ray of sun

peaking through the clouds,

you came shining on to me.

With a radiance only the birds

of paradise could understand.

Bringing forth wisdom and beauty,

compassion and understanding.

Mercy.

Then, without warning,

you left this world.

But not without teaching me

who I am and what I should be.

And where I should go.

And it is that

which I am most grateful for.

That you taught me to see the light.

Have a good night, Tony,

I'll see you tomorrow.

Hey, Tony?

I changed my mind.

I'm a person who knew Frank Stone, okay?

When he was a little, little boy.

Before he had a chance

to turn his rage on the world.

Okay?

Who are you?

And if you know, you'd be

the first person I ever met that did.

Okay?

I got nothing else to say to you.

Now many men don't mean this

when they say it, but I do.

If you don't leave here right now,

I'm gonna kill you.

Okay?

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