Lavalantula Page #8

Mama's home.

If anybody's got a Plan B,

uh, how 'bout now?

She's not just bad.

She's big.

Really big.

C-4 now.

Oh, you're kidding me.

What?

Where the hell is it?

I know where it is.

All right, Colt.

Action.

Unbelievable.

Let's hope this works.

Whoa!

Go! Go!

Let's go!

Go! Go!

Get out of here!

Run! Run!

Everybody, run!

No. No, no, no!

No, no, no!

Whoa! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Steady. Come on, steady.

Whoa. Ow! Whoa. Whoa, whoa.

Ow!

Oh ho. Okay.

Ooh.

Aah! Whoo!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

That's hot!

Ow!

Hi, baby.

Nice mouth.

And in breaking news,

while airlifts

are finally under way,

evacuating the rest

of the civilians from the area,

one man and his ragtag team of--

and you're hearing this right--

film crew actually

devised a successful plan

to take down

the queen lavalantula

and send the rest

of these creatures back down

to their fiery home thousands

of feet below the city.

That hero is none other

than Colton West,

who, against all odds,

risked life and limb

to save this still great city.

And all that this reporter

can say,

in the now infamous words

of Colton West, is nice job.

Oh, hey, buddy.

Come on. Come on.

Over here.

Hey, come on. Oh.

Come on.

Come on. We got you.

Oh, thank you.

We got you.

Ho ho ho. Step up.

You all right?

Yeah.

You still--Oh, yeah.

Aw, man. Ow!

Nice suit.

Yeah.

I'm really glad

you kept it.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Dad!

Dad! Dad! Dad!

I'm fine, my son.

Dad, I was watching

the news the whole time,

It was so cool!

My good boy.

Oh, he's a good boy.

You are crazy.

Oh, yeah.

You know that?

Oh, yeah.

Honey, I really hurt.

I think I broke--

Come on. Come on.

I think I broke my face.

Get him out of here.

Oh, I think--I gotta

go to the hospital.

But, Dad...

Yeah?

Dad, you did it.

Yeah. Yeah.

The West family did it.

Yeah, we did it.

We all did.

I think I did

a lot of it,

but I think

we did it together.

I smell a sequel

coming on.

"Red Rocket 2"?

"Attack

of the Lavalantulas."

Ah.

Everybody gets a suit.

I want a suit.

Well, you could

put me in mine.

Ooh, I like that.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Yeah. Aw, yeah.

Aw, yeah, baby.

Red Rocket

in the house, yo

We thinking about

all kinds of Red

Rocket products.

Yeah.

Red Rocket tacos.

Red Rocket lipstick.

Red Rocket lipstick.

Red Rocket burritos,

Red-ritos.

Red Rocket shoes.

Ha ha ha ha.

Red Rocket rockets.

Red Rocket rockets.

Y-Yeah.

...against the Mamalantula

and lavalantulas

have brought an end to

a chaotic and terrifying day.

But many wonder aloud

if this is the last

we've seen of the lavalantulas.

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