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Synopsis: After thousands of years of thinking we are alone in the universe we decode a message (in the 60s) telling us we are not alone, and that the universe is a dangerous place and that we are going to be attacked. Luckily, the coded message came from a friendly alien race that fathered and protected us over the years. And now they are giving us the tools to fight back (in the form of power armor). But the delivery service takes a long time, and during those loooong decades waiting for that cargo ship to arrive with their one power suit, they choose a champion of earth to train to wear the suit and defend the earth! Then the ship finally arrives... Only to get shot down by 4 morons who play with the suit and ultimately get one piece each stuck to them. Now they need to work with the government to train these 4 morons with individual pieces attached to them. Will they save the day or will they stand around contemplating life?
Genre: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Matt Hullum
Production: Rooster Teeth Productions
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
42
Rotten Tomatoes:
56%
PG-13
Year:
2015
102 min
$1,149,878
Website
226 Views


This is only the second.

How many you have taken you, Herman?

What is 24 less 2.

Do the accounts.

You have to find out you, silly.

You Light another!

Yes, here we go.

Orange Tree.

Christ Jesus.

A blow beautiful, woody.

- It was not anything.

Well, look who is here.

Woody, prepares another!

Stay where you are, Woody.

No, Woody, prepares another.

look here, journal,

this here is private property.

You can only say that if

your property, Herman.

In addition, you are violating the law.

Do Since when flying

things is against the law?

Since it was invented the laws.

Oh, yes?

What does the law say about this?

Adds pull garbage

in my list of crimes.

Dame fireworks or

spend the night in the "drunk tank".

That goes for you too, Woody.

I have already done that before.

Someone throw a ball

and fall into a bucket of water.

This is a "Dome tank", Woody.

"Drunk Tank" is the jail.

I do not want to do that.

Do you want fireworks? Is well.

I will give you some fireworks.

Oh, the giant mammoth.

The spacecraft is coming.

is well, that's all friends.

A moment of high pressure.

What are you going to do, to do?

Herman!

Herman!

This will be a large one.

Do not turn on that rocket.

Do!

It turns on that bastard!

A word more and...

What will he do?

Do Arrest me again?

how Herman?

Do Journal Do?

Now not Woody.

Herman...

- What?

Do not turn on that rocket...!

Uh, too slow.

Just as always.

This is enough. See here...

What is that?

Do you think I am going to tragarm...

going to collide.

It was not my intention.

I have nothing to do with it.

I shot him to E.T...

I killed E.T... I did not want to do so.

guys, ayudenme.

I am not going to have sex with his daughter, Do,

When much a little finger.

What the hell was that?

What was that?

That was the fault of woody.

My error.

Do That is all?

No, is another spacecraft that

fell from space, stupid.

I am going to check.

You are here.

This is madness.

around the world, keep calm.

do maintain calm?

We are going to be rich.

This is a UFO, a f***ing

"Unidentified Flying Object"

No Longer flies, Herman.

is a "unidentified object

that landed on Earth".

This is serious. We have to...

What are you doing?

friend, I selfies.

First people who demolished a

ship

is not a spacecraft, is military.

Probably come from the base.

And we have not knocked down.

Woody knocking him to the ground.

I'm sorry, I have to be more careful.

You're burning, genius.

Cursed fire.

No one was taken down, Okay?

crashed. And if you are an intelligent,

you stay...

How is that a body?

That dirty.

that is not a body.

It seems an armor.

That is definitely of the military.

Zach, don't touch.

Oh if, find yours.

I will sell all this rubbish.

except this.

This is beautiful.

What else is there?

Hey not!

Let boys, can be dangerous.

Do you think?

That would be a madness.

Come to dad.

There is a catch here,

but does nothing.

Not do that

This is definitely an improvement.

I hope that have not had athlete's foot.

Woody, no...

This is funny.

let me use a helmet in the primary,

but was too large.

Let Woody, regrsalo to its place.

It seems as if you were in a fishbowl.

Oh, do not again!

Woody, let, quitate that.

Regrsalo to place.

You too, Herman.

Do you think I am going to share?

Zach... dame that

apparently must be together.

Find yours.

No treatment of robartelo,

i just want to return it.

What did you do?

I did nothing.

I just wanted to send them back.

The encendiste.

- Not, I did not do it.

The mine is also lit.

It feels as if my

legs had been burned.

I do not believe that this has been so bad.

Oh God, I believe that ate my brain.

greetings, champion of the Earth.

I told you that you were aliens.

Salutations to you, Alien,

of the planet whose name I do not know.

We earthlings of the Earth.

Woody, you are speaking with a recording.

Oh is good. Greetings, recording,

the Planet... "Record".

The Russian Antareana

given this costume of power.

Do a suit of power?

a great battle awaits them.

The destination of your world is in your hands.

The enemy is powerful,

but will win a true champion.

Hey!

Isn't going to bother you.

Preprense... and good luck,

champion of the Earth.

The conflict is about.

The conflict is about,

but Herman is...

I do not have time for conflicts.

Wait a minute.

My limp... It is gone!

Watch, my limp is gone!

is a miracle of Christmas.

I am back in action.

What happens, Chubbs? Do These stuck?

- are you?

My arm to launch.

How we let this?

I never will take these.

I think... I have.

Do is a joke?

- Oh my God,.

This is a fire artificial.

My car.

My helmet says "Warning"

and is pointing upwards.

Do you believe that warns me of my brain?

Oh, no.

OBJECTIVE NEUTRALIZED

You a shield! It is awesome!

Although does not have a weapon

that shoots laser beams.

We have to take away these things.

I never i will remove this.

I am the iron hand.

We, expected.

how Herman?

Do saw that?

- No.

I ran very fast.

We have to finish with this.

I do not change.

- We are going, guys.

My helmet I spoke again and said

that we will have an immediate treatment.

IMMINENT DANGER:

Do We Get treatment?

Hands Up.

Don't shoot.

Found the costume.

How do we proceed?

Damn, incapacitenlos!

Not, not to do so.

Why not incapacitate this?

Zach.

I am a police officer.

It was just in the process of ...

That was an accident.

Now Derribenlo!!

You open fire!

This is a crap.

We have a corridor...

Do us what we overthrew?

Not, believe that only fainted.

Derribenlo again.

Derribenlo again!

Stops resistirte.

There will not be any treatment, right?

Woody! Hey guys, we already

have the half of the brain damaged.

Lift, men.

The bag he was.

Lord, cannot be pocketed.

ponganlo only in the truck.

ponganlo! Only in the truck!

You are under arrest.

A UFO sighted in Milford?

It is crazy.

Zach? What my dad?

Oh my God!

After multiple

reports of

sighting of a UFO

in Milford, Texas...

a message of Twitter

that shows several men

In what seems to be the

place of the accident...

has become viral.

call themselves Computer Lazer.

This is the first contact

with alien life?

Sorry,

I simply do not believe in the aliens.

I have seen a better

extraterrestrial technology in the Comic With.

You must be crazy

if you think are real.

This UFO was crazy.

If you do not want to become

crazy in my presence,

must wait to see

who is really free

Equipment Lazer.

Computer Lazer, yes.

Oh no...

What simpleton, i left my weapon laser.

I am going to make us fly out of here.

- You are going to fly all this place.

But what?... Damn,

i think that they gave me amnesia.

Anesthesia. Localized to

disable the extremities...

What was what I said?

My arm is numbed also

have paralyzed the parts of our body

that have the alien technology.

closes the mouth. You are stupid git.

I already I am.

I love your boots. Debiste have

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Burnie Burns

Michael Justin "Burnie" Burns (born January 18, 1973) is an American writer, actor, producer, comedian, host, and director living in Austin, Texas. He is a co-founder, former chief executive officer, and current chief creative officer of Rooster Teeth. He is noted for his contributions in machinima, a form of film-making that uses video game technology in its production, and also works with animation and live action. Burns is also known for his work in the hosting and podcasting field. In April 2003, Burns, along with several friends and co-workers, created the machinima series Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Filmed using the video game Halo, Red vs. Blue was acclaimed for its humor and originality, making Burns an Internet celebrity. His success allowed him to co-found the production company Rooster Teeth. After the immediate popularity of Red vs. Blue, Burns attracted the attention of video game company Electronic Arts, who asked him to create a promotional series using their upcoming game, The Sims 2. The result was The Strangerhood. Burns also premiered P.A.N.I.C.S., a mini-series that utilizes the F.E.A.R. game engine. In 2016, Burns starred in the science fiction comedy film Lazer Team, which he co-wrote. As one of the innovators in the field of machinima, he has made guest appearances at the Penny Arcade Expo, San Diego Comic-Con International, Sundance and The Sydney Film Festival. For his work on Immersion (2010), a live action series that tests video game tropes in the real world, and The Gauntlet (2013), Rooster Teeth's reality game show, he has been nominated for two IAWTV awards in the "Best Host of a Web Series (Pre-Recorded)" category. He was named one of the "Top 25 Digital Stars" by The Hollywood Reporter in 2015. Alongside longtime-business partner Matt Hullum, he was named one of Variety's top Digital Entertainment Execs to Watch in 2018. more…

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