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waited until the completion of talk.

Why are we here?

You are here to speak.

at approximately 23:00 hours,

You were not only able to

crash a spacecraft...

but also have a

system of advanced weapons. How?

Fifth Amendment, unfortunately.

In addition, we would like to

exercise our right

to a lawyer and a

trial by a jury...

We know our rights. My

taxs pay your salary, companion.

Mr. Mendoza, you have not paid

taxs in 15 years.

is figuratively.

This is not a game.

Who is this idiot?

This idiot is the legitimate owner of the costume.

I am the champion of the Earth.

You seem rather the champion

of a swimming team.

could see his penis in that thing.

This is good. We are all champions.

The alien told us so.

What alien?

- The type of the Anttica.

Planet "Record"...

Antarea.

had a hologram. Said that approached

as a kind of... Do battle?

In less than five days

will come an alien warrior,

to fight with anyone who is

using the suit...

to death.

The hologram not said that.

Gentlemen, this is not a game.

This alien race,

the Worg, is in a

crusade to eradicate

any race weak.

17 civilizations have been destroyed...

and are now demanding a fight

with the defender of the Earth

to decide the fate of

our planet.

Just as the ancient

Hebrew history of David against Goliath.

Yes, and like David

needed of the Honda,

We need

our suit of power.

We are going to do so. This,

ponganselos Quitennos to him, and let us go.

cannot. If they could, would have done so

while we were noqueados.

The costume has a

protection mechanism incorporated.

blocks it genetically with whom

he used and then activate it.

Believe me, nobody is happy with this,

but the fate of the Earth

depends on you.

still want to save the planet,

right?

Do this planet?

A little.

There are a lot of bastards.

What?

requested that I wanted to know if any means of

communication reported on the incident.

Who did it?

What is Local or national?

Both, but it is worse than we thought.

is on Facebook.

really?

My mother what compart.

Do published a threat to national security

on Facebook?

No one told me not to do so.

I told him not to do so.

What is a computer Lazer?

- We Are.

I called so when we got

these devices.

You wrote bad Lazer.

What you know aguador?

- Erase.

There are 1,200 "likes", I will not do so.

The last time I took a photo

with more than 1,000 "likes"...

was when I accidentally I published a

photo of my penis in a pan of hot dog.

Borralo or Yo te borrar to you.

I would do what it says.

- Very well.

Congratulations, gentlemen...

Now officially you are part

of the project "Perseus".

The training starts at 05:00.

Do Training?

And do me a favor...

to try not to kill us all.

You are "trending topic", by some

What?

- that good.

Do We Can be friends?

Like... No?

I am on the other side of the window,

if you need me.

expect to train these

idiots, which literally

I stole my birth right?

I have worked all my life for this.

And that is why they need your help.

You are the only one who has

experience with this tool

and you can teach them

to use it in a short time.

four days? I trained all

days for decades.

Adam, does this have to do with

the planet or with thee?

Without me... No planet!

When Perseus was sent

to defeat the Gorgon...

was armed with four gifts

given by the heavens:

A sword, shoes,

a helmet and a shield.

With these gifts was victorious.

Today starts her

formal training to use their...

gifts.

have only four days until the

champion Guerrero arrive to kill them...

and destroy our planet.

We start now.

Perdoneme, Captain,

I have a question What if you allow me?

You can expect.

Is the fair thing.

I Have a question:

why this thing sounds like British?

The hull of Woody makes it more

intelligently in the course of time.

Woody is stupid and this is how the

stupid believe that sound

intelligent people.

So basically is the

stupid version of Woody intelligent.

This is an idiocy.

- Exactly.

It sounds logical.

- that does not sound logical.

It sounds logical. How are you, Linda?

My name is Herman...

This is enough.

We are going to start.

Anthony make, test number 1.

The defensive repulsor

produces a shield of energy

impervious to any

weapon made by man.

Your first test is to

stop the bullets.

A small question before you start.

How is that...

Yes! Do this test was the best!

Do It Again!

I love the science.

Next.

FAUL Test 17:

use the glove

particle accelerator to destroy targets...

shooting rays of short plasma.

Connect the power a

little more low, so...

Get out of here, friend,

I know what I am doing!

We are going to bring this baby...

Next.

FAUL Test 43:

wearing a helmet positrnico

to locate the objectives.

The viewfinder is equipped with a zoom...

- X-Ray

- X-Rays initiated.

- Locator and other visual enhancements.

Oh my God. Kids...

What?

- What are you doing?

OVERLOAD - it seems that there is a failure

in the hull. I will see.

- turn it off. - Keep the head still.

- I would be dead.

Next.

I was very close.

Failure

Test 124:

use of quantum boots

to jump over

The fence before

the buzzer sounds.

I am sorry but you cannot smoke here.

- No? Only veame.

Hold.

I had to jump over the hurdles.

Ponganlo on a special diet,

don't smoke or drink.

better kill me now.

FAILURE:

- Next.

FAILURE:

- Next.

FAILURE.

Next.

Sweet Dreams, Computer Lazer.

See you tomorrow.

Within four hours.

That was terrible.

Not ran so fast, since they

make it ruined my life.

This level of

rigorous training can be difficult.

Woody, you did not nothing,

only see naked people.

I also had to make

a large number of calculations.

That sounds terrible.

I thought it was quite impressive.

This is impressive.

How did you get that?

Do Your we think? What stole.

I think that I am going to call Mindy.

Please, not to do so.

sees this. If you want to know that

is what he wants a girl,

single nota as says 'Hey',

Do Hey?

- Yes. A simple 'Hey' is like what happens?

But "heeey" means 'Me like'.

something more than that and you already know that they want to

see your penis in a pan of hot dog.

Do Zach?

- Hello, Mindy.

Heeeeeeeeeeeey.

Do you have blood in your shirt?

Is everything ok?

Yes, it was a long day. I met some

aliens... I got a laser weapon.

The army took us and now we are

training to save the world.

The only thing I did today was eat Froyo.

Great. I love the Froyo.

When finished with extraterrestrials

who want to destroy the planet,

I go to eat something of Froyo.

's it?

Froyo is in fact delicious.

is my father there?

Does the is well?

Yes, but your arm stinks, so I do not

think that reaches the computer Lazer final.

Listening Zach, perhaps my father is not so

strong, courageous, or intelligent...

but he is very good at...

Eh...

I also love you, heart.

This is as camping, guys.

No one I had invited to camp.

Franksen, shut up.

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