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Synopsis: After thousands of years of thinking we are alone in the universe we decode a message (in the 60s) telling us we are not alone, and that the universe is a dangerous place and that we are going to be attacked. Luckily, the coded message came from a friendly alien race that fathered and protected us over the years. And now they are giving us the tools to fight back (in the form of power armor). But the delivery service takes a long time, and during those loooong decades waiting for that cargo ship to arrive with their one power suit, they choose a champion of earth to train to wear the suit and defend the earth! Then the ship finally arrives... Only to get shot down by 4 morons who play with the suit and ultimately get one piece each stuck to them. Now they need to work with the government to train these 4 morons with individual pieces attached to them. Will they save the day or will they stand around contemplating life?
Genre: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Matt Hullum
Production: Rooster Teeth Productions
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
42
Rotten Tomatoes:
56%
PG-13
Year:
2015
102 min
$1,149,878
Website
230 Views


who are you, guys?

We are the ones we have just

save the planet.

We Are The Team Lazer.

See now the kisses.

Sorry Herman,

I think that I failed another locked.

But the team won,

that is what matters.

You know, I think I can fix that bota,

Herman.

I am working on possible improvements.

But first have to find out

which is what we have now.

Ensure the area.

- Oh, great.

Lord, do you have any statement?

How are detained these men?

No, of course not.

I know that many of you believed that

They did not appear to the

heroes that would expect to see...

But I same I chose to all

team members Lazer.

could not be more

proud of its achievements.

This is crap.

But make no mistake, we won the

battle but the war has not ended.

From today, we will bring

the fight to them.

I have asked the President for his

immediate approval to begin the Project Pegasus.

Oh, fever of the queen.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Equipment Lazer...

You go to space!

Let demons...!

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Burnie Burns

Michael Justin "Burnie" Burns (born January 18, 1973) is an American writer, actor, producer, comedian, host, and director living in Austin, Texas. He is a co-founder, former chief executive officer, and current chief creative officer of Rooster Teeth. He is noted for his contributions in machinima, a form of film-making that uses video game technology in its production, and also works with animation and live action. Burns is also known for his work in the hosting and podcasting field. In April 2003, Burns, along with several friends and co-workers, created the machinima series Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Filmed using the video game Halo, Red vs. Blue was acclaimed for its humor and originality, making Burns an Internet celebrity. His success allowed him to co-found the production company Rooster Teeth. After the immediate popularity of Red vs. Blue, Burns attracted the attention of video game company Electronic Arts, who asked him to create a promotional series using their upcoming game, The Sims 2. The result was The Strangerhood. Burns also premiered P.A.N.I.C.S., a mini-series that utilizes the F.E.A.R. game engine. In 2016, Burns starred in the science fiction comedy film Lazer Team, which he co-wrote. As one of the innovators in the field of machinima, he has made guest appearances at the Penny Arcade Expo, San Diego Comic-Con International, Sundance and The Sydney Film Festival. For his work on Immersion (2010), a live action series that tests video game tropes in the real world, and The Gauntlet (2013), Rooster Teeth's reality game show, he has been nominated for two IAWTV awards in the "Best Host of a Web Series (Pre-Recorded)" category. He was named one of the "Top 25 Digital Stars" by The Hollywood Reporter in 2015. Alongside longtime-business partner Matt Hullum, he was named one of Variety's top Digital Entertainment Execs to Watch in 2018. more…

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