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Synopsis: After thousands of years of thinking we are alone in the universe we decode a message (in the 60s) telling us we are not alone, and that the universe is a dangerous place and that we are going to be attacked. Luckily, the coded message came from a friendly alien race that fathered and protected us over the years. And now they are giving us the tools to fight back (in the form of power armor). But the delivery service takes a long time, and during those loooong decades waiting for that cargo ship to arrive with their one power suit, they choose a champion of earth to train to wear the suit and defend the earth! Then the ship finally arrives... Only to get shot down by 4 morons who play with the suit and ultimately get one piece each stuck to them. Now they need to work with the government to train these 4 morons with individual pieces attached to them. Will they save the day or will they stand around contemplating life?
Genre: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Matt Hullum
Production: Rooster Teeth Productions
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
42
Rotten Tomatoes:
56%
PG-13
Year:
2015
102 min
$1,149,878
Website
230 Views


Do you think that we have a chance?

- Make, you were born for this.

We, I carry you to the stadium.

The army issued a statement

assuring citizens that...

"The situation is under control..."

but refuses to comment on the

existence of the so-called "champions".

And while the clock continues its countdown

, only one thing is sure...

if there really are those champions,

now really need.

How can we rescue Zack?

Daddy.

- Hello.

You are alive and you have all your parties.

Herman, listening.

We need you to do this.

You think you are not

fast enough

and that I am not

strong enough...

And we have our differences,

but it is time that...

I am inside, man.

Fortunately, we do not have to listen to it.

I am inside.

Okay, we go.

We have to fight for that nuclear warhead.

What?

Do warhead?

- Do Not had told them?

did not said anything

about a nuclear warhead.

we already have enough

tonight to think.

It is not my fault.

Why didn't you say so?

What I have done.

We are going, there is a nuclear warhead.

You I am saying it again.

they always do so.

It did not work on Independence Day.

I am still going to ten minutes.

The people is terribly impatient.

and there is no other response by the army rather

than ask everyone to stay away.

The whole world is

doing the same question:

" where is the champion of the earth?"

Where do I find the

best donuts around here?

I have a list of four

or five places.

Hey man, listening ...

I have a laser weapon of very

powerful space that robe of the army...

And I wanted to fight for my account

and I know that was a stupidity...

but I think that there is still

time to give someone who...

Hey boy, not I will always be there to

get you out of trouble, do you realize?

All, abrochense the belts.

- says it seriously.

All units, a

police vehicle tries to enter the stadium.

Waiting, moves away from the stadium.

This is not the way to go.

- You are going the wrong way.

Humvee.

Stop the vehicle or le disparar.

Go back to the stadium,

but do in reverse?

Derribenlos.

barbecue.

Careful!

Agarrense.

- Not premitan that is directed to the stadium.

truck.

Agarrense!!

Surprisingly,

people here is going crazy.

A vehicle entered the stadium.

Could this be the champion of the earth?

The only possibility for the

survival of mankind.

We fired.

ever more viajare with you.

- We are here or not?

Hardly.

Lord, the heads are lists.

Ready to deliver them at your command.

What are you doing here?

Training.

greetings, champions of the earth.

is a recording.

- Antarean.

today will fight for

the fate of their planet.

Prepararense to get to know your opponent.

I'm afraid.

- do not have.

can win this.

You have the super power.

There is nothing like in the universe.

You presenting... The Champion worg!

Wait a minute

Do this using a suit of power?

We Go. This guy deceived

the "Group Teats".

Do only in the universe?

Do my ass!

This is a crap.

Do where he got that frame?

In the same place where us.

Of them.

We Go. You said that in my ear bad,

because it sounded as if

you had said Antareanos.

As you can see, your opponent

was given the same armour...

so that it is a fair competition.

Do Competition?

Do you speak?

boys, look at this. I intercepted

a file of the ship Antareana.

is that a schedule?

- Almost.

This is a

racing circuit

intergalactic for the

salvation planetary.

What the heck that means?

This means that this

war is not a war.

This is a sporting event.

But instead of a trophy for the winner,

The Planet of the losers is destroyed.

They are a bunch of jerks.

- The ground can never be safe.

What do we do now?

long-term,

find a way to break the circuit.

In the short term, ...

- Not to lose.

We Are screwed.

This is impossible.

- No it is not.

Do not say that. You can do this.

Go to save the earth.

Okay?

great chat, Coach.

Thanks.

We shoot the warhead.

General, we are still evacuating thousands

of people from the radius of the explosion.

And did not work on

Independence Day, Lord.

Let see what they can do.

I wonder who said.

- Has a dialect Worg southern...

but I think he said that we are going

to kill slowly, one by one...

obligandonos each one

to eat up the remains

The last before

the eat what about.

This is disgusting.

It is time.

Get ready.

We, unfortunately.

Oh if.

Hey guys, I just

realized that I do not have a weapon.

My balls were numb.

- Computer Lazer.

The game begins.

This is going very well.

Is It Too Late to

gamble money to worg?

I cannot get beyond the shield.

- Do something.

points to the ground.

- I will do so.

large load.

Now Zack

Make no tarrying. Shoot again.

He will return.

Do you already played this game?

Technically, we are four.

- out of here.

waiting, I have to load

the new shield.

This is what happens when you

get with your computer Lazer.

No, only was hidden.

Do not let...

We, stand still.

genitals worg detected

Objective located.

But I am the objective.

Hey Tu, foreign crispy.

What do you think of the Texas tornado?

This is our opportunity.

The barrage to give it.

The ray of dark matter.

It is the only way to shoot it down.

how dark, what?

We never said that.

stand.

You have to fight.

Why not struggles with

someone of your size?

Adam, what are you doing?

I will give you a little more time.

used the canyon of dark matter.

We do not know how.

No, but if you know.

Not to do so.

If you like this planet,

you must first pass on my.

You are the that is supposed to

save the planet.

I think that what I have done.

It is time to finish with this.

Hey idiot.

I think that wants to fight.

arrived at the right planet.

is about to shoot the ray

of dark matter again.

Then dispararemos ours.

We must prepare it.

with the separate weapons so the we will kill.

- What is the option B?

We will kill.

We will take the option A.

What should we do?

We have that seem to him.

We figure out.

There is to charge it.

What are they doing?

I cannot hold it.

With these separate parts,

is not sufficiently stable.

Hold all.

Only hold.

You Cannot shoot the

dark matter with the costume divided.

Hold.

Now!

We Are outside the force field.

God bless America.

There are celebrations throughout the world

due to the ship

alienigena has disappeared.

We have not been confirmed yet

whether the ship was destroyed...

but now is that the thoughts

and prayers of all

are with these four men

known as Computer Lazer.

That B*tch went.

What do we do now?

- No idea.

I feel like fish and chips

to be honest.

We, enough is enough

with the British accent, Woody.

anyway I cannot eat

that stupid thing is not turned off.

I die of hunger.

I want to go.

And here they are: the champions.

The crowd goes wild.

Encourage the type of laser

and also to the other three.

Are the four in his armour and

the people they love. Only mirenlos.

everyone wants to know,

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Burnie Burns

Michael Justin "Burnie" Burns (born January 18, 1973) is an American writer, actor, producer, comedian, host, and director living in Austin, Texas. He is a co-founder, former chief executive officer, and current chief creative officer of Rooster Teeth. He is noted for his contributions in machinima, a form of film-making that uses video game technology in its production, and also works with animation and live action. Burns is also known for his work in the hosting and podcasting field. In April 2003, Burns, along with several friends and co-workers, created the machinima series Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Filmed using the video game Halo, Red vs. Blue was acclaimed for its humor and originality, making Burns an Internet celebrity. His success allowed him to co-found the production company Rooster Teeth. After the immediate popularity of Red vs. Blue, Burns attracted the attention of video game company Electronic Arts, who asked him to create a promotional series using their upcoming game, The Sims 2. The result was The Strangerhood. Burns also premiered P.A.N.I.C.S., a mini-series that utilizes the F.E.A.R. game engine. In 2016, Burns starred in the science fiction comedy film Lazer Team, which he co-wrote. As one of the innovators in the field of machinima, he has made guest appearances at the Penny Arcade Expo, San Diego Comic-Con International, Sundance and The Sydney Film Festival. For his work on Immersion (2010), a live action series that tests video game tropes in the real world, and The Gauntlet (2013), Rooster Teeth's reality game show, he has been nominated for two IAWTV awards in the "Best Host of a Web Series (Pre-Recorded)" category. He was named one of the "Top 25 Digital Stars" by The Hollywood Reporter in 2015. Alongside longtime-business partner Matt Hullum, he was named one of Variety's top Digital Entertainment Execs to Watch in 2018. more…

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