Lazer Team Page #7

Synopsis: After thousands of years of thinking we are alone in the universe we decode a message (in the 60s) telling us we are not alone, and that the universe is a dangerous place and that we are going to be attacked. Luckily, the coded message came from a friendly alien race that fathered and protected us over the years. And now they are giving us the tools to fight back (in the form of power armor). But the delivery service takes a long time, and during those loooong decades waiting for that cargo ship to arrive with their one power suit, they choose a champion of earth to train to wear the suit and defend the earth! Then the ship finally arrives... Only to get shot down by 4 morons who play with the suit and ultimately get one piece each stuck to them. Now they need to work with the government to train these 4 morons with individual pieces attached to them. Will they save the day or will they stand around contemplating life?
Genre: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Matt Hullum
Production: Rooster Teeth Productions
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
42
Rotten Tomatoes:
56%
PG-13
Year:
2015
102 min
$1,149,878
Website
230 Views


We Go.

- Good attempt.

Champion.

idiot.

- out of here. We are going.

Do not look backwards.

- why not?

We Go.

Oh, no bromees.

That was my intention, unfortunately.

No, wait. Stop.

is well, is safe.

We are going.

expected.

- I want the armor.

Stop. Let it go.

- I want the frame.

where is Mindy?

A soldier possessed the has.

What? Where?

Do You Do?

- We are going. I have an idea.

I HATE when you have ideas.

quiet.

In fact, do not want to do this.

This is between you and me.

The destroy you as

we destroyed all the others.

Your species cannot compete with the Worg.

Do, escuchame.

uses your shield.

Zack has a shot.

I have?

Zack, not disparate. He has Mindy.

The kill.

Tell your friends to get out

and I am not going to make it suffer.

uses your shield.

- What is going on?

I am not going to do so Woody

- one.

It was 20 years ago, in the state championships.

I called the "Texas Tornado".

a full scholarship I was waiting.

We were ten yards

of a perfect record.

Do had to block a guy.

The failed.

grabbed me with the

low guard and lost the championship.

and never...

- Does your leg?

I lost everything...

My scholarship, my future, my dream ...

because someone who was supposed

to be my friend,

I should support,

was not there.

we were not champions then and

certainly not what we now.

The army wants to fight against these

things, I would say that the leave.

I I will not do so.

You can lock on to someone else.

do not understand that here we have

a second opportunity?

You are not strong enough

to block with the shield.

will be a battle of two blows,

the worg hits you and your hit the ground.

And then the hit me

and I am dead.

Those are more than two hits.

- closes the mouth, Woody.

I cannot change what

happened in the past.

today only remains for me to

do things better.

No matter that is not your way,

I am going to lock.

What?

Good lock, idiot.

This is not my fault.

I did not know that he had already begun.

closes the mouth. Damn.

I leave here.

- is well. Let us stand together.

I cannot do so.

Why everything is always operates?

damn. Is that bastard.

I GOT YOU.

Damn, Woody.

We Go.

- Good attempt.

Champion.

idiot.

- out of here. We are going.

Do not look backwards.

- why not?

We Go.

Oh, no bromees.

That was my intention, unfortunately.

No, wait. Stop.

is well, is safe.

We are going.

expected.

- I want the armor.

Stop. Let it go.

- I want the frame.

where is Mindy?

A soldier possessed the has.

What? Where?

Do You Do?

- We are going. I have an idea.

I HATE when you have ideas.

quiet.

In fact, do not want to do this.

This is between you and me.

The destroy you as

we destroyed all the others.

Your species cannot compete with the Worg.

Do, escuchame.

uses your shield.

Zack has a shot.

I have?

Zack, not disparate. He has Mindy.

The kill.

Tell your friends to get out

and I am not going to make it suffer.

uses your shield.

- What is going on?

I am not going to do so Woody

- one.

Two.

- Not disparate.

Three.

You Do, Now!

Now I you must.

I said thanks. What more do you want of me?

I want a case of beer, a

foot massage and another case of beer.

Alejate of my, fool!

No one else is embracing it.

- Do all are well?

Just with these types.

- Hey all this has not finished yet.

Now what?

The army is yet to come.

- We are going, we need to get out of here.

We leave the city and find

a place to hide.

No.

- No?

No, I am not going.

I am tired of the clutter and then flee.

If they want to flee,

forward and haganlo.

I understand.

These types we almost killed.

And yes, my teenage daughter basically

defeated one of them.

But at the end of the day,

when thing appears...

If we are not going to fight him,

who will?

I am.

Do are with me?

where are the others?

- were.

I do not know where they are and I do not care.

You have no idea of the magnitude

of the harm they have done.

single quitenme this thing and denselo

to someone that was worth it.

Saquenlo here.

Twenty minutes after which we call

"the issuance of doom"

units of the police

and the National Guard...

cordoned off around the stadium and

asked civilians remain clear.

made an attempt to

enter the stadium,

but it was impossible due to a

kind of force field.

We have a large number of questions.

Who are these aliens?

What happens if the clock

in the stadium reaches zero?

and who are the champions of the earth?

is perhaps the team Lazer that

both is seen in the social networks?

Now, with us via satellite,

the famous Neil Degras-Tyson physical.

Dr. Tyson, what do you think

of this situation?

My calculations show that, scientifically,

...we are f***ing!

What are we doing here?

We must flee the city.

According to my calculations, the last place where

we seek is in the place of the fight.

We Must Be safe here.

What we do?

- I do not know.

Perhaps we should show.

These people deserve

a chance to live.

Do these people?

These are idiots.

Look how that individual

spelled "Apocalypse".

The question here in the stadium

Milford is the following:

The Team Lazer appears to

fight for the fate of the earth?

We have someone here that

you think you know the answer.

Do you think the computer Lazer appear?

They have no fear of the monsters,

aliens or whatever.

is there something you want to say

to the computer Lazer?

Salvennos, equipment Lazer.

Do not let the worg eat my brains.

We are a few pieces of sh*t.

Technically speaking, the

human body has 0.5% of feces, but...

will probably be higher with us.

- Shut Up, Woody

We are going to prepare it and then

we'll remove this thing. I will be back.

This is the first time that I do something so.

It is exciting.

I am happy for you.

The devil, I am going to enter.

where do you go?

You cannot do this alone.

Without you we are just 'team'.

expected. What do you think are you doing?

All is well.

I am a champion.

Do You are the champion?

- Yes.

Do equal to those of there?

children of a b*tch.

Go and join the rest of

'The Justice League'.

I do not have time for this.

- Back Up.

Can believe this type?

I am the champion.

Put your back in the car.

I need.

Idiots, have no idea of what they do.

Do you think this is going to work?

is not.

I know that little will be fired.

that well. Is you. Do Comes to tease?

- No.

I came out of here.

- Do You Get?

did not trust in you,

not at the beginning.

But I have seen what you can do

with this frame if it is concentrated.

things that even I knew

that were possible.

did well in some tests.

We did terribly in the tests.

If, but also broke the space ...

and defeated four soldiers

with Extraterrestrial Technology.

Honestly, are the most

capable incompetent that I have seen.

And I grew up in the army.

The computer Lazer has more

experience with this than I am.

Even if the operation was successful...

I think that the frame this

with men adequate.

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Burnie Burns

Michael Justin "Burnie" Burns (born January 18, 1973) is an American writer, actor, producer, comedian, host, and director living in Austin, Texas. He is a co-founder, former chief executive officer, and current chief creative officer of Rooster Teeth. He is noted for his contributions in machinima, a form of film-making that uses video game technology in its production, and also works with animation and live action. Burns is also known for his work in the hosting and podcasting field. In April 2003, Burns, along with several friends and co-workers, created the machinima series Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Filmed using the video game Halo, Red vs. Blue was acclaimed for its humor and originality, making Burns an Internet celebrity. His success allowed him to co-found the production company Rooster Teeth. After the immediate popularity of Red vs. Blue, Burns attracted the attention of video game company Electronic Arts, who asked him to create a promotional series using their upcoming game, The Sims 2. The result was The Strangerhood. Burns also premiered P.A.N.I.C.S., a mini-series that utilizes the F.E.A.R. game engine. In 2016, Burns starred in the science fiction comedy film Lazer Team, which he co-wrote. As one of the innovators in the field of machinima, he has made guest appearances at the Penny Arcade Expo, San Diego Comic-Con International, Sundance and The Sydney Film Festival. For his work on Immersion (2010), a live action series that tests video game tropes in the real world, and The Gauntlet (2013), Rooster Teeth's reality game show, he has been nominated for two IAWTV awards in the "Best Host of a Web Series (Pre-Recorded)" category. He was named one of the "Top 25 Digital Stars" by The Hollywood Reporter in 2015. Alongside longtime-business partner Matt Hullum, he was named one of Variety's top Digital Entertainment Execs to Watch in 2018. more…

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