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Synopsis: After thousands of years of thinking we are alone in the universe we decode a message (in the 60s) telling us we are not alone, and that the universe is a dangerous place and that we are going to be attacked. Luckily, the coded message came from a friendly alien race that fathered and protected us over the years. And now they are giving us the tools to fight back (in the form of power armor). But the delivery service takes a long time, and during those loooong decades waiting for that cargo ship to arrive with their one power suit, they choose a champion of earth to train to wear the suit and defend the earth! Then the ship finally arrives... Only to get shot down by 4 morons who play with the suit and ultimately get one piece each stuck to them. Now they need to work with the government to train these 4 morons with individual pieces attached to them. Will they save the day or will they stand around contemplating life?
Genre: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Matt Hullum
Production: Rooster Teeth Productions
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
42
Rotten Tomatoes:
56%
PG-13
Year:
2015
102 min
$1,149,878
Website
230 Views


not be lifted guys.

is only someone playing at the

door of our shelter secret.

Do Mindy?

- Hello, Father.

How we found?

I contacted Zachary.

really?

He is one of the champions of the earth.

That was a way very formal to say so.

food costume as a

distraction formal.

food!! Oh My God, I die

of hunger. We, enters.

Thank you.

Hello, Mindy.

- Hello, Zachary.

Do you are eating?

Very well.

I am sorry to interrupt, but

can I talk to you alone?

Yes, of course.

It is better that nobody can hear

what I have to say and do with you.

where is your daughter?

Before doing this,

I have to tell you something.

I know you think that

I am a stallion, and so I am...

but I have never been

truly with a girl.

But always practical in my same...

And I think that is what counts.

It is not that I do not want to make the love,

I absolutely what,

but also i like you.

Perhaps we are connected.

Is not. You know what I mean?

Thank You, God.

But what...?

Do you have done exercise?

Dmelo!!

It Dmelo now!

Do you like to be rude, truth?

too rude.

Jesus, Mindy.

What is what you want, Mindy?

- I want what you have.

Dmelo Zach or you started.

- Are you kidding?

Zachary...

Perhaps we should be friends only.

Help me.

I do not fall well,

but this is shameful.

Damn, Mindy.

Your grandson will have a small laser.

This is enough.

I can not stand it anymore. Mindy!!

I am going to vomit. Not to do so.

- Do Mindy?

Mindy, do you okay?

What you did?

Your relationship seems to be complicated.

Have to speak it.

Herman, care.

Oh, no.

Zach, not touch my...

daughter.

Mindy, no no wait!

Woody.

Zach, not hurt.

- has gone mad.

She is possessed, Zach.

That thing in your neck.

Herman, use the tape.

The devil,

nobody takes hold of my girlfriend.

Do I am your girlfriend?

- Yes, but no...

This is my girl.

- Herman, now.

Mindy.

I have.

We Go. We have to take this thing.

- No, wait.

I am Woodrow, a defender of the Earth.

Who are we talking about?

I know that this device is monitored.

I am a server of the Worg.

Those are ill.

- Thank You for the information, Herman.

is our planet or

yours and it will be yours.

Do you speak?

We do not want their planet, we only want peace.

The Ludels wanted peace

and now we hunt.

You do not have to be so. Nobody...

- It is not...

Zach, no.

Why have you done that, idiot?

to kill the bicho extraterrestrial,

that would make that my girlfriend

off one of my ex-girlfriends.

we were negotiating.

Destruiste the only means of communication

with the Worg that we had.

My error.

What is that beep you hear?

has a self-destruct mechanism.

- What do we do?

have to get out of here.

"Go!

I think that is not going to explode ...

Why do you tardaste both, idiot?

- Please make, you're alive!

This is the bad news.

The good news is that

you must work the rest

of his life to buy a new home.

Do Dad? What are you doing here?

Waiting...

What am I doing here?

What these headlamps?

Are military.

guys, these types are also

owned by parasites Worg.

try to sabotaging us.

Around the world in the car. Now.

Mindy, see.

We, salt of here.

somebody has to give a little push.

Jodanse, guys!

sees.

- I am going as quickly as possible.

I group b*obs!

Herman, what these doing.

Of course that I am doing.

faster, Herman, we reach.

Do faster? Push a truck.

What happens?

There is no time to explain.

You were possessed by a parasite

and extraterrestrial we are now being

pursued by soldiers who

were also possessed the same way.

I think that was the time to explain.

faster, Herman,

uses these powerful thighs.

faster, Bruiser.

- Come here to push!

jumps on the truck.

- We reach.

Herman, I am.

Take command.

expected, perhaps we can talk about it.

Hey idiot.

Knock Knock.

Do, there is an object that hangs forward.

- What did you say?

No matter.

Matenlos to all.

I think we made them mad.

destroys the truck.

Matalos, Zachary.

- I have this.

Agachate Herman.

- Do not fail, not fail.

Don't move.

Damn, fallaste.

forget what I said, well done.

Well done, Chico

Take that, f***ing.

Two million spectators and counting...

!Damn!

What the heck there are with these

children and the Internet?

They are working together.

is incredible.

Do you want to see the video of a type

that is eaten their tennis shoes?

Continues Herman. Well done, Herman.

If, keeps pushing.

A little more. Just do it.

Oh is well, is well!

Wait, is our secondary.

What is the problem with you?

Why do you not only lead us to the prison?

I am getting a transmission.

Have a listen to this.

Come.

is there a

computer lab at the school?

The nerds will love here.

Do you are still here in the school?

are watching a

live transmission of Milford Texas.

This is truly a milestone.

The craft landed a few minutes ago.

But the course of history

has changed forever.

And anyone who has asked

if we are alone in the universe...

Here is the answer.

Look at the size of that thing.

something happens.

The ship radiates something down.

A kind of force field.

Men and women,

the battle for your world will begin soon.

sent to their miserable champions

to the battlefield.

No-show will be considered

a defeat...

and will be followed by the destruction

of all its planet.

Have 24 hours.

We Worg.

We are their destruction.

Let idiot!

Do not worry Mindy.

We are going to do something, or do not, guys?

was everything for me and i am outside.

- Do These outside?

Herman, the whole planet is involved.

- we have already done this, idiot, you and me.

We know how it ends.

What did you do?

It was 20 years ago, in the state championships.

I called the "Texas Tornado".

a full scholarship I was waiting.

We were ten yards

of a perfect record.

Do had to block a guy.

The failed.

grabbed me with the

low guard and lost the championship.

and never...

- Does your leg?

I lost everything...

My scholarship, my future, my dream ...

because someone who was supposed

to be my friend,

I should support,

was not there.

we were not champions then and

certainly not what we now.

The army wants to fight against these

things, I would say that the leave.

I I will not do so.

You can lock on to someone else.

do not understand that here we have

a second opportunity?

You are not strong enough

to block with the shield.

will be a battle of two blows,

the worg hits you and your hit the ground.

And then the hit me

and I am dead.

Those are more than two hits.

- closes the mouth, Woody.

I cannot change what

happened in the past.

today only remains for me to

do things better.

No matter that is not your way,

I am going to lock.

What?

Good lock, idiot.

This is not my fault.

I did not know that he had already begun.

closes the mouth. Damn.

I leave here.

- is well. Let us stand together.

I cannot do so.

Why everything is always operates?

damn. Is that bastard.

I GOT YOU.

Damn, Woody.

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Burnie Burns

Michael Justin "Burnie" Burns (born January 18, 1973) is an American writer, actor, producer, comedian, host, and director living in Austin, Texas. He is a co-founder, former chief executive officer, and current chief creative officer of Rooster Teeth. He is noted for his contributions in machinima, a form of film-making that uses video game technology in its production, and also works with animation and live action. Burns is also known for his work in the hosting and podcasting field. In April 2003, Burns, along with several friends and co-workers, created the machinima series Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Filmed using the video game Halo, Red vs. Blue was acclaimed for its humor and originality, making Burns an Internet celebrity. His success allowed him to co-found the production company Rooster Teeth. After the immediate popularity of Red vs. Blue, Burns attracted the attention of video game company Electronic Arts, who asked him to create a promotional series using their upcoming game, The Sims 2. The result was The Strangerhood. Burns also premiered P.A.N.I.C.S., a mini-series that utilizes the F.E.A.R. game engine. In 2016, Burns starred in the science fiction comedy film Lazer Team, which he co-wrote. As one of the innovators in the field of machinima, he has made guest appearances at the Penny Arcade Expo, San Diego Comic-Con International, Sundance and The Sydney Film Festival. For his work on Immersion (2010), a live action series that tests video game tropes in the real world, and The Gauntlet (2013), Rooster Teeth's reality game show, he has been nominated for two IAWTV awards in the "Best Host of a Web Series (Pre-Recorded)" category. He was named one of the "Top 25 Digital Stars" by The Hollywood Reporter in 2015. Alongside longtime-business partner Matt Hullum, he was named one of Variety's top Digital Entertainment Execs to Watch in 2018. more…

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