Lazer Team Page #5
That did not make me feel very secure.
Do You Do?
- What?
Can I say something?
I want you to know that you will always I hated.
You have always been what more I hated.
Now not, Herman.
is all your fault. If you had left
695 Hos
alone to Woody and my,
this would not have happened.
But no, tapeworms that pressuring
to have a space adventure.
And now I cut the legs
and I will be even smaller.
You're an idiot.
Herman, just to
keep the head up.
I am sorry.
- I saw everything. It was in self-defense.
I never thought I would say this,
but I well done, do!
!We Go!
Sueltame!!
Don't move.
- You do not need that. Only destame.
No, there is no time.
- No, stop...
I need a new bata.
- No, not worry, Jack.
Vistete, we are going to seek to Woody.
- and the boy.
is not very far from us.
Quito the top
, and what creerias?
She had a tattoo of
Adolf Hitler in its teta
left and one of Joseph
Stalin in the right.
Dr. Marquee to the psychiatric ward.
special clothing required
from this point
You volar the head.
Boy, are you free?
If I used the laser for
my wives.
where is the nurse?
do and that dust?
- nobody.
is say, nothing.
This is not going to work.
- more slowly.
I am pushing.
I only have a hand.
I also have only one hand
Your other hand is
inside a great hand.
What is this?
This is one of those
types of space suits.
We were going to cut the fat,
when it became "poop" above and collapsed
would be ashamed of me same
If asi of Gordo and
covered with grease and of sh*t.
is disgusting.
Can take a look if you like,
If is that support the
caca and body fat.
I step, muevanse.
Are you sure?
- Yes, leave.
If you want to swim there,
could need a snorkel.
This well. Muevanse. Leave.
Thank you, guys. Good job.
- God Bless America.
What is wrong with "Group tit"?
- closes the mouth.
Do not worry, not will hurt anything.
- Mode enabled invisibility
Woody, arise...
Oh my God,, stripped of his head!
- Hey guys.
!kill him. Matalo!
Oh my God, I removed my arm.
Why I had not realized?
boys, calm, all is well.
The Invisible Mode
is not effective whole
If is divided. Do all are well?
I feel good.
- HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER
I am 100%
- DROP AND DAMAGE IN LIVER.
Yes, all well.
- ED AND LUMBAR INJURY
Thank You. I also feel good.
- LEVELS OF EXTREMELY HIGH ESTROGENO
is well, guys, in a hurry.
We have to find out where we are going...
Now what?
- Do not worry, I know the way.
This is the fastest output.
multiplied by three.
- Woody...
Do you could hack the central computer?
- The devil, I am going to fly.
Zach, do not do it
good job, Chico.
Flew everything except the damn door.
What the hell is made this door?
where do they believe they go?
Give me my suit.
You can have it, nobody wants it.
It boots, do something!
Okay?, We are going to...
are only wasting time.
NOT weakness detected.
- Is a process of growth.
The balls.
Do you want to give me a hand?
Thank You.
- all together.
How did that?
I did not know that they could
do that with the shield.
I think that we now work together.
- Team Work.
You are not a team.
You are a joke.
Do you idiots think really
that can save the planet?
The only champion in this planet i am.
This is what you get if you get
with the computer Lazer, idiot.
good job, Zach. Okay?
We are going to...
is well. We are going.
Zach.
Encuentrenlos.
attention, all soldiers:
The Perseus Project has escaped, I repeat:
Equipment Lazer is active and is
considered armed and dangerous.
sh*t, are everywhere.
We shall never take.
speaks for you.
What perhaps Woody is not
as McGyer now?
Just builds a hovercraft
with paper clips or something like that.
does anyone still where we leave the cradle?
And Jack told the baby: "What?
I could not sleep...
but i won. "
You know these four idiots in
Internet self-called "the team Lazer".
are on Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat.
And I know that thou art, Jimmy Kimmel.
Salt and stop the game.
I am not crazy. I avergenzas
not once but twice...
Do You Mindy Do?
We would like to make some questions.
Well, we can take refuge here,
but do not touch anything.
is the house of my ex and if they break something
I do not want to pay again for everything.
is like the corridor of the mania here.
- What is your ex or your grandmother?
She said that has classic taste.
Do This is the mother of Mindy, truth?
is beautiful. I see where you removed.
leave it there.
Now!
guys, if this countdown is certain,
the Worg will be here in two days.
correct, we just
stayed here and we hope
until everything is finished.
Do it all ends?
That is not what we are doing.
No?
- No.
statistically,
the best option for the planet
was to allow the military amputaran us.
something that I do not agree, given my
0 % chance to survive.
Well, not zero at all. Zero means to
have no chance of survival...
chance that i...
Woody.
- Sorry.
Dejemoslo handle it the government.
That is why we voted for him.
You do not vote Herman.
- is figuratively, Woody.
guys, we take the costume of power.
We have a moral obligation to do something.
I don't des sermons. If we are
in this predicament is by your fault.
Zachary, is it you?
- Yes. F***, Mindy, you look very well.
How is that of a cheetah?
- is of terrestrial leopard. Thanks.
Do you are still in possession of the
glove particle accelerator?
Do the laser?
Oh yes. Do you like, Baby?
I find it very beautiful.
What is your location, so that
we meet and aparearnos?
seriously?
Absolutely.
It is important to do this...
But we must first find.
We stayed in the old
cabin of your mother.
Should be there soon.
I am very excited and I am
very fertile when it arrives.
Oh, yes.
I love this thing!
to all units:
The project of Perseus
this loose and are considered
armed and dangerous...
So be careful.
Maintain the head there and... Sh*t!
My boss is here.
The call again, guys.
General stall you would not expect it.
Emory, we appreciate your dedication
to this project,
but we are going to continue with
the contingency plan.
General, I appreciate that, but I am fully
confidence that we can
put this under control.
I feel that once the computer Lazer...
How was that called them?
I am referring to the prisoners.
Once they are detainees...
enough.
Mr... Bill, first we have to
try to combat the aliens...
Before launching a nuclear weapon that
will kill millions of people.
Prepare the core.
We have a planet to save and,
more importantly, a nation.
What is your problem?
- Who? Herman?
Yes, he has the Idiot Do
as the worst thing that has happened...
but were very good friends.
Mira.
Herman never speaks
of it. Is complicated.
do complicated?
Do As "gay"?
- No. Why asumiste that was gay?
A rupture. It looks like a rupture gay.
What is a rupture gay?
was a rupture in the ordinary way.
whatever.
I am going to find out what happens.
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