Leap Year Page #2
l may have underestimated
but I'm afraid
we are being diverted to Cardiff, Wales,
as Dublin Airport
has been shut down.
What?
Once landed, ground staff
will be happy to book you onto connecting flights
in order to get you
to your final destination.
Wales? No, we can't
land in Wales.
At least
we're landing.
Yes, but I'm on
a schedule.
Excuse me.
Yeah, l need to get through.
Cardiff, Wales Airport regrets to announce
that due to
inclement weather,
all flights today
have been canceled.
I'm sorry, there's
nothing very much l can do about it.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, could you move?
There are
no more flights until tomorrow.
Tomorrow, madam.
Tomorrow.
l think
that's what l said. Didn't l, Beryl?
That is what
you said.
Well, no, that's not
going to work for me.
Look. I'm going to Dublin
to propose to my boyfriend on the 29th, leap day.
It's an old Irish tradition,
and l need to buy a dress
and find a ring
and book a restaurant.
So, between us girls,
l think you can see
why l really need to be there today.
Oh! Right.
Right!
Beryl, will you ring
Dublin International Airport
and get them
to open a runway especially for madam?
Right away.
all commercial passenger ferries to Ireland
have been canceled.
Will all passengers
booked for the crossing to Ringaskiddy
please report to
the information desk?
Hi. I'd like a ticket
to Cork, please.
Ferry's canceled.
What is wrong
with this country?
l usually blame
the government,
but this one's
the weather. Storm, see?
Well, we'll just
see about that. I'll find my own boat.
We're going
to have to go in to Dingle.
But l paid for Cork!
Okay. Dingle will do.
You can take the man
out of the fish,
but you can't take
the fish out of the water!
That a good one,
Dekko?
Hello.
Are you open?
Australian.
South African.
Actually, she's American.
Anna, from Boston.
l just need someone
to tell me how to get to Dublin from here.
Is there a bus, maybe?
I'm sorry?
The year
the last Dublin bus left Dingle.
No, no, no. The train
stopped running in '87.
The bus stopped
running in 1989.
It was 1987.
Okay.
Is there a taxi service
or something?
Perfect. Thank you.
My battery's going
to die any second.
Ma'am.
Oh, thank you.
Hello there.
Hello.
Hello?
Hello. Yes, l need
a taxi to Dublin.
Yeah, where you
calling from?
called the Carack or, l don't know, Caragh?
Carahg?
Whatever.
We don't drive
American redheads.
What do you mean
you don't drive American redheads?
How do you know
the color of my hair?
Of course.
You're the taxi driver. Well, l need you...
l need you
to drive me to Dublin.
Dublin, is it?
Mmm.
Well, I'll tell you
something about Dublin, Anna from Boston.
Dublin is a city
of chancers and cheats and backstabbing snakes.
It's where the worst
of humanity collects to poison this fair country.
l wouldn't drive you
to Dublin if you were to offer me 500.
Jesus! I'd sell
me wife for 500!
Trust me,
you'd have few takers.
All right.
Anyone else want to go to Dublin for 500?
I'm your man, missus!
It's bad luck
to start a journey on a Friday.
Saturday. It's bad luck
to start a journey on a Saturday.
Tuesday!
No, it's Sunday,
to be sure.
Fine. It's late.
I'll just find
somebody to drive me in the morning.
So, if one of you
can direct me to the nearest hotel?
Or bed and breakfast?
Of course. Of course.
This is also the hotel.
Bathroom's down the hall.
You have to flush it twice. Seriously, twice.
Just like
the Four Seasons.
Okay.
l noticed a menu
on the bar?
It's closed.
Closed.
But given the famous
Irish tradition
of hospitality
and generosity...
I'll do you
a hang sandwich.
What's a hang?
Hang is a verb.
It's not a sandwich.
It did die. Of course.
Huh!
There we go.
Hey,
the lights are gone!
Oh, Jesus,
Women!
It's over now.
For the love of God.
What the hell you doing?
Plugging something in.
Give me that.
It's personal.
You fried my BlackBerry.
You fried the whole
village! Idiot!
Jackass.
You're here in Ireland?
Yeah.
but it's turned into a complete disaster.
At this point I'm just glad
l mean, seriously, you have no
idea what passes for a hotel out here,
or common courtesy.
l can't wait
to see you.
Well, l can't wait
to see you, either.
Well, when will
you get here?
l should be there
this afternoon. l just need to get a cab.
Great surprise, honey.
I love you.
l love you, too. Bye.
Sorry, Declan,
you've had plenty of time to pay your debt.
But I'm almost there.
I'm down to the last of the bloody interest.
Come on, Tommo,
be reasonable, would you?
You can't take
the blessed kitchen!
You'll put me
out of business!
The whole lot,
or the kitchen goes in the back of the van.
Give me a month.
A month? A week.
A week? God!
Ten days, 900,
guaranteed.
A thousand, Dekko.
That's the
The interest on
the interest on the... Oh, man.
Ten days, 1,.
Okay. Okay.
You'll have it.
You have my word.
Done.
Later.
All right, lads.
Come on, then, let's do it.
But only 'cause you're desperate.
I'll drive you
to Dublin.
Will you get out?
500, like you said.
Yes or no?
You're not a fan
of Dublin.
You've made that very clear,
so l won't inconvenience you.
It's not
inconvenient at all.
What part of "get out"
do you not understand?
A simple yes
or no will do.
Yes, you can
drive me, now...
Good. Be outside
in 10 minutes.
God!
Naked here!
By the way,
it's 100 for the room,
and that includes
the vandalism.
I'll leave you to it.
Naked here.
There you are, Bob.
Hop in.
Please tell me that
that is the car
that is taking us
around the corner to the actual taxi.
I'll have you know
that is a Renault 4. She's classic!
Worst fears confirmed.
Beautiful. Come on.
None of those
fancy airbags to get in the way.
Don't listen to her.
She knows not what she says.
Do you mind?
Ah! Sure.
Thank you.
How does that work?
Can you be careful with that?
That was a gift from my boyfriend.
He bought you
a suitcase?
It's a Vuitton.
What?
A Louis Vuitton?
Come on.
Is it yourself, Louis? Can l give
you a hand getting into the car, Louis?
She named her suitcase.
She's a crackpot.
You can't
go now, missus.
Why not?
A black cat just
crossed your path.
You can't start a journey
when you see a black cat.
Ten years bad luck.
No, it's not a cat,
it's a magpie.
Anyway,
it's 15 years bad luck.
Thirteen!
It's 12,
definitely 12.
Then l guess
it's a good thing l don't believe in luck, so...
Well, you ought to,
if you're getting into that, you.
Safe journey.
May the road
rise up to meet you.
See you, lads!
Good luck, Declan!
Bye, now.
l tell you
something,
they'll kill
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