Leap Year Page #3
each other!
Okay,
we're here, on the road.
Uh-huh!
It's only February 27th.
l still have two days to get there, so...
Mmm-hmm.
Where are we?
l may even get there before the stores close.
That's the reason
you're going to Dublin, is to shop?
No, I'm...
lf you must know,
I'm going there to propose to my boyfriend.
He's at a medical
conference there. He's a cardiologist.
We are applying
to move into the most amazing apartment,
and l actually thought
he was going to propose to me the other night,
but he didn't.
Yeah?
Yeah, and you guys have
this great tradition
that a woman can
propose to a man
on the 29th of February
in a leap year.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Mmm-hmm.
So l thought,
"Why not?"
Yeah!
Yeah.
l mean...
That's the
stupidest thing I've ever heard!
No, it isn't.
Yeah, it is.
No, it's a tradition.
It's a romantic tradition.
It's a day for
desperate women trying to trap themselves a man
who clearly doesn't
want to get married.
You've got to know
that if your man wanted to propose,
he'd have done it
already. Fact!
No one touches the music!
Are you crazy?
You know nothing about me or Jeremy!
You know what you are?
You're a cynic.
You're a lonely,
bitter cynic.
Better that than an idiot.
"Leap year, diddly-eye!
"Will you marry me,
diddly-eye?
"I've got a suitcase
called Louis, diddly-eye!"
What are you,
You know what? We are done.
We're not talking anymore.
I'm not paying you to talk,
I'm not paying for your opinion.
I'm paying
you to drive, so just get in the car and drive.
Suits me, Bob.
And what is with
this Bob thing?
Aren't you going
to do something?
l am doing something.
I'm waiting for them to move.
For God's sake.
Hi, cows.
Look, l have spent
the past 24 hours in every level of hell,
and l am not going to let
drag me any further,
so if you know what's good for you, you'll move.
It comes as a real shock
to find out that you speak fluent cow.
Now!
That's right.
Nice cows.
Let's move.
Let's move along. Come on, cows.
Why don't you
propose something to them?
Yeah, you guys are...
Wow, you're big.
We're gonna just...
Oh, yeah,
they're moving now.
Must be your personality.
Yours is a bit
more repellent,
so if you want to try...
That's right.
That's how you get things done.
That's it, girl!
That's right!
That is how you get things done.
You don't just
sit around like some backwoods Irish bumpkin.
You're welcome.
You might want to
just watch your
step.
$600 shoes.
Put them in the wash,
they'll be grand.
Put them in the wash?
The wash?
You do not put
these shoes in the wash.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!
Stop!
Whoa! Wait!
Stop it!
What do l do?
Get in the car
and use the brake!
Baby!
l got you, baby! l got you!
Baby!
Don't hurt yourself!
Make it stop!
My purse is in there!
Oh, darling.
Oh, Jesus.
My Renault 4!
Look what you done!
What I've done?
You couldn't just
wait for the cows!
You couldn't
just help me?
It's gonna cost at least
200 to tow her out.
That's not gonna
come out of my pocket. It's coming out of yours!
Oh, like hell.
You will have to kill me before l pay you a dime!
There's an idea.
Where you going?
Dublin.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Look, this is an easy fix.
All we need to do
is find a phone,
call the garage,
get a tow, hop in the car,
back on the road
and we'll be in Dublin in no time.
Just cool the jets,
would you?
Wait! Hey!
l wouldn't
get in there if l was you!
And l care about
your opinion because...
Fine, go ahead.
All right there, sweetheart?
Hi.
You looking
for a ride?
Yes, I'm going
to Dublin.
Oh!
In Dublin's fair city
where the girls are so pretty
Yes.
Now there's a coincidence,
'cause I'm going
there myself.
Let me help you with
the old suitcase there.
That's very sweet of you.
Not at all.
And l didn't
even have to ask.
Top of the morning to you!
Oh! Morning.
That's a fancy
bit of suitcase, no mistake.
It's quality.
You can see that just by Looking at it, you know?
Mmm-hmm.
Well, I'd say
it's been a pleasure,
but l think
we both know that...
Wait. No! Wait!
Wait! Come back here! You can't just...
They...
There you are.
Soon as l finish this,
I'll call us a tow truck.
Us? There is no us.
l am calling a real taxi.
You leave me alone.
Okay, Bob.
Excuse me.
Eoghan?
Eoghan.
Oh!
Do you have
a phone, please? Please?
Thank you.
Safe home.
Yeah, yeah.
So nice of you
to look after my suitcase,
but I'll take it back.
Thank you.
Is that right, missus?
I'll call the
American ambassador.
Oh, is this his?
Well, l just...
l...
Fun's over, lads.
Give the girl
her stuff back.
And who the hell are you?
Nobody.
Just keeping the peace.
Yeah?
Well, you can keep your peace out of it.
That was
impressive.
Ow!
Out.
Fair enough.
Hi. l just...
Should just get
my things and go.
Must be something special.
Who?
Your fella.
Oh!
Jeremy. He is.
He's...
He's a cardiologist.
Hi. When is the next train
to Dublin?
You're just in time.
The next train leaves
in two hours and 43 minutes.
Great.
It's a few bob
to Dublin, mind.
"Bob"?
Cash.
Money. You know?
Mmm.
Hey, fella.
Ballycarbery.
Mmm. Same to you.
There.
Ballycarbery Castle.
It's one of
the 10 wonders of Ireland, so I'm told.
Can only be
15 minutes to the top.
l don't want to
miss the train.
Yeah, well
that's a good point. Don't miss the train.
No.
Only two
and a half hours.
Time is going to fly.
I'll stay here.
Suit yourself.
l will.
Hi.
Hi.
Declan?
Wait! l love castles.
It's beautiful.
I'm sorry you're
not gonna get to Dublin before the shops shut.
l have
other interests besides shopping.
l have a life.
A job.
What do you do, then?
l stage apartments.
Stage apartments,
now that's...
That's...
What's that?
Well, when somebody
is selling an apartment or a home,
and make it look as beautiful as it can look.
And they get
to keep all the stuff when they buy it?
No, l take it away.
I'm just presenting them with the possibilities.
l put a sheen on it.
Hang on. So you do
your job, yeah?
Yeah.
They buy the house,
yeah?
Yeah.
And then you come along
and you take all the stuff away again, yeah?
Yeah.
You're a con artist.
No, I'm not a con...
That's just
so typical of you.
You think the worst
of everybody.
No.
Oh, no? I'd love
to know who you have a good word for.
l can think of a couple
of good words for you.
Riddle me this.
lf your apartment's on fire,
your beautiful apartment,
what would you take?
What?
lf your house was on fire
and you had 60 seconds,
what would you take?
Come on.
l...
Come on. Would it be
the Chihuahua on the duvet?
I'm not playing
this game with you.
There you are.
What would you take?
What would you take?
Your lovely inn is on fire.
Hmm.
What are you
going to take? You know, your...
Flames coming up
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