Leatherheads Page #2
No.
Hey, kid, what position
did you play in high school?
Kicker.
- Kicker?
- What the hell?
Coach thought it'd be
the best position for me.
- Who's your coach?
- Math teacher.
Huddle up.
Hooked it.
God! Right in the...
Gus, look. You stand over here, next to
him, and you hit anybody that comes near him.
Anybody that comes near him!
Oh, I like him.
Dodge, I need to have a speech with you.
What do you mean folded?
Milwaukee can't fold.
They're broke, is what. Like
Akron. No money, no team.
We're broke, too.
- We're broke now? Our season just started!
- Look, we're broke, I'm telling you.
If you got no money to pay salaries,
no money to buy train tickets,
no money to rent a
field, then you're broke.
It's over, Dodge. It's time
to pack it up and go home.
The Starch King is gonna sell us
What's gonna happen to these guys?
I don't know.
And I thought the Milwaukee
game would turn it around,
what with Big Gus
coming on board for us.
Milwaukee got Joe Washburn
playing good, but...
Now there's no Milwaukee game.
It's finished.
Half these guys will probably
end up back in the mines.
This isn't exactly the cream
of America's work force.
They don't have a lot of options.
Sh*t!
I'll read you what he had to say.
that Perennial Starch
"is hereby terminating our
sponsorship of the Duluth Bulldogs."
So that's it, fellas.
It's the end of the line for us.
This will be your last paycheque.
From here on out, you're on your own.
But I want to say what a privilege
it's been to coach you boys.
What you've done on the
field has been amazing.
Big Gus, I want to say to
you, son, thank you for coming.
- Name?
- Connelly.
Dodge Connelly.
- Age?
- 38.
How do you mean?
Are you a welder or a machinist
or a pipe fitter? You know, skills.
I got you.
Did you serve in the war?
- Yes.
- Well, you must have learnt a trade there.
Not one you'd like.
Mr Connelly, if you
have no trade skills,
how have you made a living
in the last 20 years?
- A cup of coffee. How much is coffee?
- 10 cents.
Here's 15. You keep it.
Now I can buy that
house I always wanted.
And while only halfway
through the Princeton season,
Carter "the Bullet" Rutherford has
piled on a whopping 14 touchdowns
and 720 yards.
- Carter, how you feeling?
- Feel pretty good, Mac.
Their defence just kept coming at you,
but I figured I might get around them
if I just put my mind to it.
Guess I've learnt something
And that's the kind of bravery
on display every Saturday, folks.
The kind of fearlessness that brings
in those fans by the thousands.
Some 40,000 people on
hand just last Saturday.
Now here's a little ditty
I'm sure you'll all know.
Frazier. Do you know how...
Well, why can't you tell me?
Listen, my name's Connelly.
It's about football.
I've never heard of you, either, Miss.
No, what I... Hello?
Sheez!
- 'Cause I said I liked your dress?
- Stop saying that!
- It's true.
- It's boring.
- It's all I wanted to say.
- I'm starting to think it's all you can say.
- What's your name?
- Leonard.
Leonard, you better run along
before my fianc gets here.
He's far less tolerant of
your existence than I am.
There's no reason to be angry. I
was simply paying you a compliment.
Stop it. You're just acting like a big
baby 'cause you miss your mother's bosoms.
- My mother's what?
- Her bosoms, you goof!
You're substituting my
bosoms for your mother's.
- What? No, I'm not.
- Why not? What's wrong with my bosoms?
Honestly, Miss Littleton, we're in
public. The rules of etiquette apply.
Leonard, it's 1925. There are no rules.
Except that boys like you
become unbearably tedious.
- I didn't come over here to be insulted.
- No? Where do you usually go?
And don't think just 'cause
you haven't said anything
that I don't know what you're up to.
I'm talking to you, behind the magazine.
Don't you know I could have
you arrested for eavesdropping?
- Excuse me?
- Or are you really an avid reader
- of Ladies' Home Journal?
- I never miss an issue.
I see.
- Waiting for someone?
- I'm sorry, were you speaking to me?
No, just practising my American
accent. Of course I was speaking to you.
As a matter of fact, I
was waiting for someone.
- Who?
- A business associate.
A business associate.
So cryptic. So manly.
Clearly beyond the
comprehension of a feeble female.
If you say so.
What I want to know is why you
chose to come in here from the lobby,
where you obviously had business,
to sit next to me and
listen to my conversation?
Tell me. Or are you afraid to say?
I'm not afraid to say it.
I'm in love with Leonard.
Go ahead and laugh, everyone does.
We had something beautiful
until you came along.
You think you can just toss
him away like a sack of flour.
- That's funny.
- Hey, haven't you done enough?
No, really, who are you?
- What's your name?
- I'm Dodge.
- Dodge Connelly of Duluth, Minnesota.
- Lexie Littleton. Champaign, Illinois.
Hey, Lexie, what are
you doing for dinner?
You're a lot of fun, Mr Connelly,
and I'm sorry I'm not gonna
get to know you better,
but you should leave before my
fianc gets here. He's kind of big.
- I can handle myself.
- No, really, Mr Connelly.
to my mother. I'm Dodge.
- Dodge, it'd be better if you go.
- Better for whom?
Don't get familiar, Mr Connelly.
Just because we had a laugh
doesn't mean you know me.
- My apologies.
- Apology accepted.
But I do know you.
- You think so?
- Oh, yeah.
- Really?
- Yeah.
You're the kind of cocktail
that comes on like sugar,
but gives you a kick in the head.
The only thing you hate
worse than a guy making a play
is when a guy doesn't make a play.
Were you making a
play? I hadn't realised.
It might work on my Aunt Lurleen.
She's a little near-sighted.
There's an article on peach-canning
in here that I'm dying to get back to.
Well, I know you, too, Dodge Connelly.
You think you're the slickest
operator in Duluth, and maybe you are,
but being the slickest operator in Duluth is
kind of like being the world's tallest midget,
- if you ask me.
- It's too bad we know each other so well.
- Well, I'll live.
Alone.
Lexie?
Mr Frazier, Lexie Littleton.
I do apologise for keeping you waiting.
- So, where is this cute boyfriend of mine?
- Well, I thought he was behind me.
There he is now.
He finds it very difficult
moving around in public.
Carter.
Say, CC!
He loves his fans.
Carter, this is Miss Littleton of the
Tribune. She's doing a piece on you.
Well, that'll be fine.
- A pleasure, Mr Rutherford.
- Carter, Miss Littleton.
Lexie, Carter.
- Say, CC...
- There you are.
Could you bring the car
around? We're ready to leave.
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