Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde Page #2
They're the legal property
of this facility.
What kind of facility is this?
Mr. Livermore, I'm so sorry!
Elle, this VERSACE
is a cosmetic testing facility.
- Oh, no!
- Bruiser's mom's a test subject.
I want her out of there
immediately.
Animal test subjects
can only be surrendered...
on a voluntary basis,
and they're not volunteering.
After I get through with them,
they'll be begging.
And I'm not just taking
Bruiser's mom.
I'll bust all those dogs
out of that doggie dungeon.
"Research Science
and Critter Exploitation"?
This VERSACE's owned by the
C'est Magnifique Corporation!
That's fantastic!
Our law firm
represents C'est Magnifique.
We can tell them to fix this.
I can't wait to take this
to the partners.
But how are you
going to convince them?
Presenting...
Abandoned at birth, I was
on my own at an early age...
fighting for survival on
the streets of Beverly Hills...
making his way down
the boulevard of broken dreams,
turning tricks
at Hollywood and Vine...
yet even when
I couldn't shake this
nagging emptiness in my heart.
It was like a void.
When I looked in the mirror...
who was it
that was looking back at me?
This is Bruiser's question.
And in a way,
aren't we all Bruisers?
Ms. Woods,
this is a law firm...
not an animal rights
advocacy group.
We're lawyers.
We have to fight for justice.
And this is definitely unjust.
In this case, the cost of beauty
is way too high.
I can't believe I said that,
but it's true.
What we fight for...
is our clients
and their best interests.
But isn't doing the right thing
in everybody's best interest?
I think you're confusing
the right thing and the law.
You didn't think
they were the same, did you?
Why don't
we get back to business...
and discuss
your very bright future?
Pardon me,
I don't mean to interrupt...
but I just--
What you're saying is...
if C'est Magnifique
follows the letter of the law...
even if it ends up
hurting living beings...
we're just doing our job?
I'm sorry, Mr. Blaine...
I don't think I can work
You know what? You're right.
Thank you, Mr. Blaine.
You shouldn't have to work
Absolutely.
I knew you would understand.
You're fired, Elle.
What?
We only have room
for serious lawyers here.
Take the rest of the day
to clear out your things.
But the secretarial pool
already gave me a balloon.
Keep the balloon, if you wish.
Please, Emmett, just go away.
Why don't you come on out,
sweetie?
I know Bruiser
doesn't blame you.
But I'm all he has to speak
for him in this world...
and I have
completely failed him.
You know what I thought
the first time I saw you?
"God, that woman
wears a lot of pink"?
No. I thought...
"That woman is really special."
"She believes she can make
a difference and she will."
So... come on out
and let's talk about it.
No.
We could go over
some wedding details.
How about that? It revolves.
And it illuminates.
It's even
got the Red Sox colors.
That's fantastic, honey!
Speaking of red socks...
you're not getting
cold feet, are you?
About what?
How's it going to look?
A Harvard law professor...
married to a lawyer who
Fired for something
she believes in.
It's going to look like...
"There goes the luckiest guy
in the whole world."
Thanks.
Holy crap!
It's gorgeous!
The material
keeps falling apart.
No!
Amy, is something wrong?
You can't do a scallop trim
on the outer hoop skirt.
The material's too delicate.
It'll just fall apart.
But in two out of three
home tests it held.
I am so sorry, Elle.
No biggie.
I guess I don't need...
a scallop trim
on the outer hoop skirt.
I'll be fine.
What is it that you said
back when I couldn't...
fit into my white spandex
pantsuit for my wedding?
If the fabric
doesn't work with you...
don't work with it.
It's one of
my favorite mantras.
That is so true, and I know
the most perfect organza!
Or something
really classy like...
like white leather!
I'll call the guy
that did my car seats.
Wait... that's it.
Don't fight the fabric.
Change it.
OK, but white leather?
If the law is what's keeping
Bruiser's mother locked up...
I shouldn't be fighting it,
Everybody, I'm going to make...
animal testing
for cosmetics illegal!
I know that making a dog wear
mascara and blush is wrong...
This isn't just about
Bruiser's mom anymore...
this is about the fact
that every day...
that I put on my Gold Goddess
luminescent blush...
some poor little innocent animal
might be suffering for it.
You don't realize
how horrible something is...
until it happens to you
personally.
Like breastfeeding.
And if I want to give
a voice to Bruiser...
I have to go to the place
that gave a voice to the people!
Oh, my God! The headquarters
of "Cosmopolitan" magazine!
Better! Ladies...
I'm going to Washington!
D.C., here I come!
it's you, honey.
I got a call from the Delta Nu
Your apartment's all set.
- Great!
- Elle!
Oh, my God! You look like
the Fourth of July!
Makes me want a hot dog
real bad.
Yeah, OK.
You got to get going, honey.
OK.
- Elle, look at this.
- What's that?
According to
"Animal Fair" magazine...
your new boss is the best
groomed woman in Washington.
Her beagle's name
is Dolly Madison...
which is my grandma's
stripper name.
Isn't that a good sign?
Oh, my gosh. A job with
a brilliant congresswoman...
who's also
You'll do great, Elle.
It's destiny.
But isn't planning
the wedding of the century...
and changing the law
kind of hard?
Paulette, I taught Bruiser
how to shop online.
I think I can handle Congress.
See ya.
Home sweet home. You ready?
OK.
Welcome to
the Wellington, ma'am.
It's a thrill to be here!
Time to legislate!
No.
Too Nancy.
Too Hillary.
Too Monica.
Too perfect for words!
Hi!
Good morning,
fellow public servants.
It's my first day.
Nice briefcase.
Huh? Thank you.
Hi!
Last item on
our agenda--Elle Woods.
Personal Rudd hire,
taking up a bill...
on animal testing
in the cosmetic industry.
I'm sorry,
Rudd's backing that?
Matter of conscience,
whatever.
Who knows? Maybe it'll boost
our female demographic.
The point is
If this is so important to Rudd,
shouldn't I be handling it?
No, Timothy,
not when we have a woman...
who according to Rudd,
is one of the shrewdest...
legal and political minds
of our time.
Hello, patriots!
I don't think
I've been this excited...
since Gucci became
a publicly traded company.
Oh, my God,
it's Capitol Barbie.
She's so shiny.
Excuse me, sweetie?
Intern orientation
is down the hall in Room 216.
That's before 217 and after 215.
Oh, my God!
That is so sweet of you!
You think I'm an intern?
That anti-wrinkle
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