Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde Page #3
all-salmon diet really works.
Who are you?
- I'm sorry--
- Elle Woods, welcome!
I haven't seen you
since the alumni meeting!
- I know! How are you?
- Good!
This is Elle Woods, everyone.
Basically me
when I first came to D. C...
so make her feel at home.
You ready to hit
the ground running?
Are these not
my comfortable heels?
- Cute shoes.
- Thank you. They are comfy.
Here's Bruiser. Welcome.
Oh, you little sugar!
Back her up, people.
This is the most collaborative
bunch on the Hill...
So gather them together...
talk strategy as soon as
you get settled in.
- And, Elle?
- Yes?
- Welcome to Washington.
- Thank you!
Okey-dokey.
I missed the part about
where my office is.
The desk. Right here.
All righty. Then I'm going
to need a glue gun...
some pinking shears, and
five yards of grosgrain ribbon.
Yeah, that'll do it.
Well, look at you.
You can run your wedding
coordinator business...
during all that
legislative downtime.
Don't be silly, Grace.
This is to plan
my own wedding to Emmett.
See, this is us.
He had this made for me.
That's him,
and that's me smiling.
Maybe he'll make one
of you and me.
You'll be talking
and I'll be throwing up.
Speaking of nuptials,
wait till I tell...
the congresswoman
that I was invited...
to John McCain's
nephew's wedding.
He's really quite a sweet kid.
Tell me something, Timothy...
is it difficult for you
to breathe with...
your mouth flat
against your employer's butt?
I don't know, Grace.
Is it difficult to see...
with your head in
the Minority Whip's lap?
It was the distinguished
gentlemen from Iowa.
His wife had recently left him
and we just talked.
Right. Because if
you did "visit" his district...
you should've gotten
some legislation out of it.
How would you even know...
when you're busy chasing
interns on a skateboard?
Excuse me? Who wants
to talk animal testing?
Write a bill, Britney.
I don't have a car!
Snap Cup time
Gather ye round
Friends and foes together
United and bound
Pass it to your neighbor
Instead of blowing up
And we'll find
harmony and love
In the Snap Cup!
Don't tell me you don't know
what a Snap Cup is?
OK, I'll explain it.
on a little warm fuzzy.
Warm fuzzy?
Yes. Compliments
about your co-workers.
Just something nice.
Then you deposit them
in the sacred vessel.
The Snap Cup is essential to
any bipartisan environment.
Consider 1998 Spring Carnival.
The Delta Nus partnered
with the Kappa Kappa Gammas...
Big problems.
Go ahead, write.
So, a whole heated
debate transpired...
over the whole
tongue-no tongue policy.
I think you know what side
the Kappas were on.
move past the conflict...
and I think
it can help us today.
Let's just try this, OK?
Thank you, Reena. Thank you.
Thanks for that.
Thank you, Timothy.
So now, the Snap Cup
mistress--me--recites.
Good, I got mine.
"Grace always has the confidence
to speak her mind.
"Plus, she looks terrific
in charcoal."
And, voil, snaps for Grace!
You see? Our first Snap Cup!
This is so exciting!
All right, this is...
"What do Elle Woods and
the Snap Cup have in common?"
A riddle. That's so cool.
I love riddles.
"They're both..."
"stupid."
Enough already.
Maybe we can do something
actually worthwhile...
like attend the hearing
of the committee...
you need to crack.
I'll take you myself.
Thank you, Grace.
That's very generous of you.
See, I think
the Snap Cup really works.
Wow.
Good morning.
This is just like on C-SPAN
except I'm not bored.
You're in the wrong room,
sweetheart.
Intern orientation
is in room...
Thank you.
Hi, I'm Elle Woods.
I'm not an intern.
Rob Cole. Me, neither.
I'm the new legislative aide
to Congresswoman Rudd.
I'm an old congressman
from Delaware.
I've been to Delaware!
No sales tax. Good one, sir.
Committee is called to order.
Welcome to
Excuse me. Sorry.
Committee
of Energy and Commerce.
Before we turn
to our official agenda...
are there
any introductory remarks?
Madam chairwoman...
Grace Rossiter,
chief of staff...
Representative Rudd,
Massachusetts.
As our newest
legislative assistant...
will be spearheading a campaign
under your committee...
I'm sure she'd love the floor.
Thus I yield to my colleague,
the lady in hot pink.
You have the floor,
lady in hot pink.
Me?
Would you care to more
specifically identify yourself?
Oh, sure!
My name is Elle Woods,
Boston by way of Bel Air.
And as my surname
would suggest...
I am a passionate advocate
for everything in nature...
and a contented citizen...
until my shorthaired
Chihuahua, Bruiser...
brought me face-to-face with
You're out of order,
Miss Woods.
This is
a fuel efficiency hearing.
I don't see anything in
the agenda about animal testing.
Will you yield the floor?
Absolutely. I'm almost done.
So, in conclusion,
I just want to say...
that I am so excited
about the day...
that I get to march up
and drop
that very bill in the...
What's it called?
It's like a shiny,
mahogany box thing?
The hopper.
Exactly! The hopper!
How could I forget?
It's like a bunny.
Perfect for animal testing.
And I want
to let everybody know...
that I'm having
a post-hopper tapas party.
I'm making sangria.
It's really yummy.
My, my, how very interesting
that all sounds.
It'll be fun.
However, the next time
you consider...
attending a hearing
over which I preside... don't!
Committee is called to order.
OK.
Welcome to the special meeting
of the Committee...
of Energy and Commerce.
For the record...
would the secretary
please make note that...
Welcome to the Wellington,
ma'am.
Seventeen-B?
You have a package.
Inside that box are the most
Both visually stunning
and cleated.
And I won't be able
to wear them...
since I obviously
won't make the date...
for Emmett's fantasy
baseball wedding...
given that I don't have
a chance of getting...
those important congresspeople
to co-sponsor my bill...
which I need to get a hearing
to stop animal testing...
with his mother...
in order to have them
at my wedding...
in which
I was going to wear...
the most perfect
wedding shoes ever...
right inside that box.
in the handbook.
They're something, all right.
You think?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Elle Woods,
legislative aide...
to Congresswoman Rudd,
Massachusetts.
Sid Post. Doorman.
That door.
All day I've felt like white,
open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
I hate that feeling.
Whatever that means.
I better get going.
If I'm going to pass a law...
I have to work up
some plan of attack...
with the Committee
of En and Ron or whatever.
Bye, Sid.
- Comm.
- What'd you say?
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