Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde Page #4
It's called the Committee
of Energy and Commerce.
Oh, yeah. Right. Thanks.
This is really
important to me, Grace.
They wouldn't cover
my nana's anti-itch cream...
which means she only has
one free hand for bingo.
- Lf I could get a hearing--
- Where's your bill, Reena?
The staff lawyers couldn't
draft it for six weeks...
but if you could talk to
the congressman's aide...
I could get on the agenda.
We pushed
prescription drugs last term.
I have a lot of issues
that come first.
Reena, if Grace finds herself
otherwise prioritized...
maybe you could talk
to this aide yourself.
Or better yet,
directly to the congressman.
Don't you have something
to alphabetize?
In fact,
now that I think about it...
with Reena's clear passion
for the project...
who better to
write this bill than Reena?
Me?
It's like I always say--
Why let someone else do for you
what you can do for yourself?
Except in the case
of eyebrow maintenance.
We always say follow protocol.
It's worked
for the past 200 years...
OK, Miss Snap Cup?
Stick it out with the lawyers.
They'll get to you eventually.
This is the new
congressmember roster.
Just a dollar.
Don't you believe
in helping a guy out?
What I do believe in, sir...
is an honest day's work
for an honest day's pay.
Not rewards for idleness.
- 50 cents?
- Leave me!
- Just a quarter.
- Go bother someone else!
People here
have no common courtesy.
Want to get a hearing
for your bill?
Get Congresswoman Hauser.
She needs a political makeover.
Sidney?
Who needs a what?
Hauser.
Tough redhead on En and Comm.
If she can put her name
on something warm and fuzzy...
something like puppies,
that could do the trick.
Really? What if I showed
Hauser the photos...
of what they're doing
to these animals?
That'd work...
with someone with a heart.
Hauser responds to facts,
figures, and demographics.
You gotta do your homework.
How did you learn all this?
I have been stationed
on the forefront...
of all major political
and social scandals...
for the past 30 years.
You worked in the White House?
No, at the Wellington.
After Hauser,
you'll need Stanford Marks...
Alabama Republican.
A real hard-ass.
Sidney, you are,
without a doubt...
the most useful person
I've met in Washington.
Hauser's margin
in the last election?
Four points. 52-48.
Hauser's chief?
Hall, Ted.
- Marks' aide?
- Murphy. Conservative, tougher.
- I think you're ready.
- Thank you, Sid.
For shizzle... my ezzle.
I borrowed this.
Excuse me!
Given the historical
tendencies...
of the congresswoman's
voting pool...
animal testing is the very issue
your platform needs.
Which brings me to my
demographic breakdown target.
Which brings us to the end
of our time, but good stuff.
I'll bat it around
with my colleagues.
I'm not done
with my presentation.
- Is Friday good?
- Absolutely.
The second one in November,
and the line starts down there.
But wait!
I won't be here in November.
I'm getting married.
If you insist Congressman Marks
is unavailable...
perhaps you could look at...
my alternative testing
economics incentive chart.
But it's pop-up.
I will read this homeowners
legislation this weekend.
Five more minutes and
I'm due in committee. Reena.
Well--
Reena's prescription drugs
for the elderly amendment--
rejected during mark-up session.
Sorry, Nana.
- Where are we with the animals?
- Still not on the calendar.
So we're nowhere.
Grace, help Elle with this.
Let's get going.
I'll see you all later.
Grace...
I think I can get a meeting
with Hauser's aide.
Please.
You could have 100 meetings...
and it still wouldn't matter.
This is Washington politics...
not warm fuzzies
and kissing booths.
It takes savvy
and street smarts.
I've seen thousands of
polite, idealistic girls...
just like you traipse
up and down this Hill...
and go home empty-handed
with blisters on their feet.
Thank you, Grace.
You actually reminded me
of something really important.
I came here
to give my dog a voice...
and I'd forgotten about my own.
So you can do it
the Washington way.
But I'm going to do it
the Elle Woods way.
Time to get serious.
Time to get serious.
Subject--Congresswoman
Libby Hauser.
Came of age in Post-War boom...
typified by 1951
Charles Jourdan stiletto heel.
Moving up to the Texan's head,
which is red...
suspect chemical assistance.
Must pursue.
Hit me, Post.
a 10-mile radius...
broken down
by color expertise...
and philosophical approach
to hair maintenance and style.
I didn't know you could have
a philosophy of hair.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe that's where I went wrong.
Go for Woods.
It's just as you suspected.
She's at a moderate
conservative salon...
founded on
the principles of Vidal.
In fact, it was one
of our case studies...
last year at Hair University.
That was right
before they flunked me.
Paulette, they weren't ready
for your vision.
I know you'll make
your mark hair-wise.
Sorry.
- You got a pen?
- Yes.
It's at Constitution and 12th.
The Salon Bontempo.
Don't you just love a salon day?
Yes, so peaceful and quiet.
Makes it so much easier
to talk that way.
They have rules about that here.
I know. That's why
I called to make sure...
they used PETA-approved
hair care products.
When you think about what
they do to those animals--
Which is why
I don't think about it.
Does the trick.
Excellent bobby pin handling.
Thank you, Frederic.
Looks great.
Isn't it
so comforting to see...
they use eco-friendly
foil technology here?
Every planet needs a friend,
that's what I always say.
If I wanted to talk about
the emotional life of a rock...
you'd know it by now.
Until this day,
I'd held the highest opinion...
of redheads as a fellow
hair minority group.
I heard quite enough
of your politics...
at the committee meeting,
thank you very much.
When was the last time you wore
the yellow tea rose?
I'm sorry?
What did you just--
When was the last time
you wore your yellow tea rose?
On the night of my initiation.
Wasn't the passing of the secret
scented eternal flame...
of the goddess Delta Nu
not the most moving experience?
Especially the part
where we sipped...
from the secret
pink chalice of sisterhood!
Yes!
Delta who?
Delta Nu!
Delta-Delta boo-gah-loo
Nu Nu Delta
Theta, Beta
Lambda, Mu
Ooh-aah, Delta Nu!
Libby Hauser, Texas.
Planning a wedding?
That "I do" updo
looks like heaven on you.
Thank you.
Who is he?
Zeta Lambda Nu, I hope.
Actually, I'm marrying
outside the Greek system...
but he's totally letter-worthy.
But how is D.C. Elle-worthy?
I'm here to speak for those
who can't speak for themselves.
How interesting.
It's more than interesting.
It's practical.
Strictly a numbers game
as far as you're concerned.
your district with dog licenses.
unemployed scientists...
with the skills to develop
alternatives to animal testing.
And finally, 6285--the ID number
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