Legendary Assassin

I'm leaving now.

What's with all the leftovers today?

Is the food today bad?

No. I'm just on a diet

On a diet? That's fifty five dollars please?

Don't lose too much weight,

or the wind will blow you away.

Right. As if!

-Thanks a lot. See ya

-Bye.

Haven't seen you in a year.

Yet you still have an apetite.

Well I'm full now.

It was very satisfying

It makes you feel alive.

Do you think God will forgive us...

For what we did in the past?

Well, it depends which way you look at it.

What suddenly made you think like this?

You know travelling alone these few years,

boredom I guess!

It gets me thinking sometimes...

Your fried eggs and tomatoes still taste like crap

No it doesn't. If it tasted so bad,

why did you finish it?

You didn't add any soy sauce.

Who fries eggs with soy sauce?

Who doesn't fry eggs with soy sauce?

Let me fry some up for you!

I won't eat it.

Eat it. It's very good.

Wife

Excuse me. Excuse me please.

Attention residents. Please remain calm.

In the light of the typhoon signal number 8

being announced

All ferry services have been stopped

But officer, I have to go to a banquet.

So are the boats still running or not?

Officer, isn't that a boat coming?

That's the last ferry coming in.

Once it docks, it stays.

Come on!

Officer Harrison, when will the ferry services resume?

Mrs Fong, I'm a policeman, not a weather man

I can't answer that question

Watch the news, everybody.

How can we watch the news now?

I have nowhere to spend the night,

what am I going to do?

Don't wait here, if you can go home, go home.

If you are looking for a place to stay,

go look.

Alright now, stop hanging around here.

I'm in a hurry

There is nothing I can do.

Go. Go.

There is still no answer on Chairman Ma's phone

Keep trying!

Did you listen carefully?

Well, fugitives are always on the run.

Last I heart he was nearby

Mr, is there anything to eat around here?

There is a typhoon, sorry we're closing.

Thanks.

Baby, come here!

Come on, over here!

Come, baby.

Come here.

Come here, baby, come...

Baby, come, come to mom.

Baby, come, yeah!

Yeah... Come here.

Oh my god. I am so sorry.

I'll pay you back

Do you have s needle and thread?

Yeah

Are you here on holiday?

Aren't you bored, travelling alone and all?

I am use to it. Being alone is convenient.

Well, were stuck with a typhoon today.

Pretty bad timing for a holiday.

Since I am here, I may as well enjoy myself.

I don't mind.

You know, you can speak to me in Cantonese.

Ok.

Wow, your bag is heavy!

Did you buy a lot of souvenirs?

It's a bowling ball.

You brought a bowling ball on your vacation?

I am a bowling instructor.

Are restaurants here open during a typhoon?

There's one restaurant downstairs

that stays open despite the typhoon

Just take a left downstairs, walk down 3 blocks.

Turn right, take the shortcut through the

bushes and you're there.

How about this, I will take you there.

But lunch is on you.

Damn it! It's a typhoon 8 and I'm still stuck

here working.

Ling Ming, since you are sitting so close

why don't you crack up the radio?

Turn it up! You idiot.

So nobody's eating! Big deal.

I am still making my noodles

Winds are expected to pick up

in speed within the next few hours.

I got nothing to do anyway.

Tell me, what else can I do?

Good morning, Uncle G.

Good morning. Hiu Wor.

Morning. Little Ming

New boyfriend?

No. Mr. Bo is here on vacation

Mr. Bo?

Mr. Bo...

Spending some time for vacation, I see.

Let me introduce our specials for today.

The abalone here is famous for...

No thanks. Just the usual please.

What's the usual?

That would be fish ball noodles.

Make it fast!

Have you found a place to stay yet?

With the typhoon going on,

there won't be a ferry leaving for a long time.

I tell you what, I have a place to rent

that you can take up for the night.

Just four hundred and fifty dollars

Think about it.

Fifty dollars for a bowl of noodles?

Are you trying to rob us?

The Hong Kong Observatory advises us

to stay indoors during the typhoon.

I am risking my life here!

If I get blown away, who's going

to look after my restaurant?

Fine! Same price for you.

And I will waive the 10% service charge.

Damn it! Now I'm losing money.

You don't look like a bowling instructor

whichever way I look at you.

Well, you don't look like a police officer either.

What are you on about?

All female cops in western films look just like her!

It was Hiu's childhood dream to become

a police officer. How rightgeous.

Well, I wouldn't say it was my childhood dream.

Certain things just require people who care to

do the job.

Exactly! Hiu and I are just those types of people.

Whatever your complains are, whether it involves

hygiene, transportation or housing.

Even as small as the discoloration of

toilet paper in public bathrooms.

The lack of garbage cans or

the lack of tourist information posts.

Just say a word and I will have it

reported immediately.

I pay special attention to those

who are weak and less fortunate.

People like you can't protect yourself

and lack self-righteousness.

And that's where Hiu and I come in.

Come on, we're not the only ones that can help.

Defending justice and upholding society

is everyone's responsibility.

Here, let's eat.

You need anything else?

Chopsticks.

Oh, yes.

A speedboat in High Island was overturned by

a massive tidal wave.

Everyone on board is missing.

The marine police have uncovered a large quantity

of US Dollars on the abandoned vessel.

Preliminary investigations reveal a possible connection with a

robbery of a money exchange bureau in Tsim Sha Tsui last week.

Police are investigating three male suspects

of Chinese nationality.

Eat your noodles.

This is the police, please take out your ID cards.

You want to check my ID while I am eating noodles?

Why do you want to check my ID?

Excuse me sir, can I please see some identification?

Excuse me sir, can I please see...

My shoe!

What the hell?

Are you alright?

Can you please do me one more favor?

Can you come with me to the police

station to file a statement?

Little Ming? Where's my... my restaurant?

I know it's gone. Why didn't you mediate?

I knew you wouldn't

Ok. Let's go for a foot massage.

How about you massage it for me?

Don't be shy, come on!

I don't bite. It's right here.

Wrong. This "mouth" character is too big.

The character for "mouth" can't be bigger...

...than the character for "eat" Otherwise you

wouldn't be able to fit the food into your mouth.

Why would you have such a big mouth to eat?

A little mouth is good for eating.

Just write it smaller.

Smaller.

Little Kin, have you finished with your

homework yet?

Your mother is back. Lets go home for dinner.

Ok, ok. Coming.

-All done!

-Mommy!

Finish the rest of it when you get home.

Did you ask Tarzan for help with your

homework?

-Yes, it's all done.

-Good boy.

Here. Vegetables.

How much?

Just take it. I will tell you tomorrow.

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