Legendary Assassin Page #2

-Thank you!

-Bye!

Mom. Tarzan bullied me.

What are you talking about?

Who bullied who?

Hello?

Commissioner Yu.

No problem.

Just sign your name and you can go Mr. Bo

-Thank you. Thank you.

Attention. Headquarters is now verifying our suspects.

There is a 90% chance we caught the guys

involved in the Tsim Sha Tsui robbery last week.

Good work. You smart girl.

I've been on the police force for 10 years and

I've never cracked a big case.

You've been at it for 2 years and already

you've solved a major case.

No, it was all Mr. Bo.

I couldn't have done it without him.

Just call me Bo.

One against three. You've been eating "night congee".

Is that a midnight snack?

It's strange that you've been travelling...

Well...

Let me introduce myself. I am Guan Gong.

I represent the Outlying Islands district.

Thank you for helping us solve our case.

I will be nominating you for the "Good Citizen's" Award

Well, I can't fight kung-fu, but I do know

one or two things about making kung-fu tea.

Come. Let's all have some tea to celebrate.

Come.

Where's the head?

Can anyone recognise the person who killed Chairman Ma?

There are four of you! Four pairs of eyes!

And nobody caught a glimpse of his face?

He was very quick!

Very quick?

Were you drunk?

He was carrying a bag!

What kind of bag?

What kind? What colour was it?

Hello?

Boss. Something has happened to Chairman Ma.

They took his head

Find his head. We have to preserve his whole body!

Yes, Boss!

Keep a few people her to watch Chairman Ma.

The others, follow me.

No matter what. We must find Chairman Ma's head.

Let's go. Wake up!

Come and taste my Kung-Fu Tea.

Here. This is yours.

Here you go. Kiddo.

Thanks.

Cheers everybody.

Thank you.

There are loads more convicts here.

Why aren't you taking them all if you're all that?

Wanted:
Timothy Ma.

Mr good citizen.

How Long have you been in Hong Kong?

Two days

What is your business on this island?

I'm on vacation

Where are you staying?

I just checked out

I already asked.

Do you know how to write "death" in traditional chinese?

Tarzan.

There is no difference with "death" in traditional or

simplified chinese.

Cathing criminals is for those who've

undergone professional training.

A bit of Kung Fu is not gonna to take you anywhere

What? You think you're a cat with nine lives?

Are we clear?

The police officer cannot hear you.

I said, are we clear?

I can't hear you. Speak up!

Tarzan! What the hell is your problem?

Did you pop the wrong pills today?

No, Hiu.

This type of guy, these brutes. They're bullies.

They misuse their strength.

They are dangerous. Keep your distance, Ok?

And also, if there's anything out of the

ordinary.

Speak up!

Get ready for dinner!

OK.

Maggie, could you please add another place

and cook two extra bowls of rice

I made the rice already.

Come on, please. Guan Gong and I will help you.

I don't have time.

Here, take my seat. We will be eating very shortly.

Waste of breath.

You're really pathetic. I won't even let

anyone sit down.

And you let them push you around.

You're terrible.

Sir, there are no more rooms to rent.

Sit down!

No, Boss.

You guys go look that way, we'll go this way.

Let's go.

He's like the plague. Even the light is broken.

Stop checking yourself out!

You'll never be as good looking as me.

Now move over

Fix the light.

Call the electrician to come and fix it.

You're crazy, I can fix it myself.

Be careful!

Move over, watch this!

Wow! That was one strong kick.

Are you alright?

Arrest him! He's attacking the police!

Hey! What are you doing?

I feel much better, all of a sudden.

What? Something wrong?

Not bad!

Come on, it's dinner time.

You look violent even when you eat?

Hey kid! Just because you don't want yours.

Doesn't mean you should give him mine as well.

It's alright! I'll just ask Maggie to cook more food.

Maggie left!

Are you messing with me?

Is the taste too plain?

No. It's OK.

It's been a long time since

I've eaten such spicy and tasty vegetables.

Can't you eat spicy food?

Who says I can't?

If you can't take it, spit it out!

I'm full! I'm full!

So, how was your first meal at the jailhouse?

Very satisfying!

Well, eating it once is enough!

As for those three thieves,

they'll be eating it for a long time to come!

As for you, kiddo. Lucky Bo was there.

Next time something like this happen again,

you must report it to me immediately.

It was very dangerous.

I am a police officer, why would I be scared?

That's exactly what I feared. That you are not afraid of anything!

If only you had gone with your mother to Canada,

everything would've been fine.

But no, you had to become a police officer.

She has a family of her own. I don't want to get on their way.

I was born and bred here, I mean,

I speak Chinese.

This is my home. Why should I leave?

What about you? Where's your home?

Yeah.

I come from the grasslands (North Eastern China).

I don't have anymore family.

Oh, I know, you must be...

One of those guys who rides his horse everywhere

Kind of like a shepherd right?

Something like that.

Actually, we're just like you.

We're orphans too.

But orphans plus orphan equal family.

Yes.

Eat, it's very good.

Look Uncle G. Let's cut the nonsense

Just find me a place that is cheap, nice and spacious.

Alright! I'll be waiting for your reply.

I'll find you a place to live very soon.

Here, drink some tea.

Don't worry, I won't charge you a commission.

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to Hiu!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday!

Thank you!

I chose this cake myself.

Make a wish about me okay?

Whatever.

Good!

Yes.

Sorry you had to do the dishes with me.

Well, I had a part in eating, so

I have a part in cleaning.

You got that right!

Oh, by the way, thank you for

cooperating with the police.

Do you have to be so cool?

You're cuter when you eat.

You almost died back there.

Weren't you even a little scared?

Yeah!

But, as a cop, you have to face your fears.

It's our responsibility.

Hey! What's that?

A wolf's tooth.

You like wolves?

I respect them.

They are the guardian spirits of the plains.

We normally believe that when we die...

The wolf can guide our spirit to heaven.

What, so you worried about going to hell?

Maybe!

Come on, you're definitely going to heaven.

You're a good person.

Thanks.

You know, I have a more practical guardian angel.

You.

Why don't I teach you how to protect yourself?

Are you kidding? I should teach you few more moves or two.

What are you doing?

I'll arrest you for police harassment.

I should arrest you first!

When you're done with your cake, leave.

This is a police station or

did you think it was a resort?

Let's go and file a complaint.

Come on, let's go!

Where?

Next to Tien Hiu Temple Road.

Mrs. Robinson again?

Who else?

What were you doing with him?

Nothing, none of your business!

Thanks for helping out Uncle G.

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