Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs. Bizarro League

(CAR HORN HONKING)

(CHILDREN GIGGLING)

BOY:
Whoa. Whoa!

(CHILDREN SHOUTING)

(GRUNTING)

(CHUCKLING THEN GRUNTING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

BOY:
Huh?

Awesome.

Great use of your chin as a brake, honey.

Don't eat too much sand.

You'll spoil your dinner.

- WOMAN #1:
Look, it's Superman.

- WOMAN #2:
Superman!

WOMAN #3:
It's the Man of Steel!

He's going to save us.

Whoo! Superman! Ha-ha-ha.

Wait, what is he saving us from? Lunch?

Yeah, it's a pretty nice day.

(BIZARRO GRUNTS)

(GROANING)

(BOTH SHOUTING)

Ha-ha-ha. Huh?

(CHILDREN CHEERING AND GIGGLING)

Huh?

(GIGGLING AND LAUGHING)

Bizarro save tiny people

from tentacle creature.

(GRUNTS)

(WHIMPERS)

Bizarro no like calamari.

(SCREAMING)

- Aah!

- My baby!

(BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING)

(CHILDREN GIGGLING)

- Oh.

- BOY:
Mommy.

Don't worry. They're just fine.

But this one spit up a little sand

when I caught him.

Thank you, Superman.

You saved my child from your crazy brother.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

That's not my brother.

It... I mean, he, was created when Lex Luthor

hit me with a duplicator ray...

...to make a clone of me he could control.

Excuse me.

(BIZARRO GRUNTING)

Bizarro, put that down.

Bizarro put down.

Down means up, up means down.

Why does everything

have to be backwards with you?

Bizarro help Superman save Metropolis

from tentacle creature.

Why is it every time you try to help,

Metropolis ends up destroyed?

- That octopus isn't a creature.

- Oh.

- It isn't even an octopus. It's not dangerous.

- Huh?

(GROANS)

(WHISTLING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

Ha-ha-ha. Boom.

My car! Do you know how long

it took me to assemble?

There were, like, so many bricks.

Can you take your identical twin

somewhere else?

Twins? Oh, no.

He's actually the opposite of me

in every way.

(CHILDREN SCREAMING)

Ha! Bizarro save Metropolis.

Bizarro save home.

MAN #1:
Hey, who's gonna pay for this?

WOMAN #1:
Someone might have

gotten hurt in all of this.

- You sure did.

- WOMAN #1:
This is ridiculous.

You know, I recently discovered a place that

needs your help even more than Metropolis.

(GASPS)

Let's not go.

Follow me.

I mean, don't follow me.

Bizarro spy with his little eye,

something start with letter S.

Space.

How Superman know?

(BEEPING)

SUPERMAN:
Should be around....

Ah! Right there.

(WHIRRING)

Aah! Oh.

(BIZARRO LAUGHING)

BIZARRO:
Pretty. Ha-ha-ha.

(GRUNTING)

Ugh!

(SHOUTING)

Ha-ha-ha. That tickled.

Where you take Bizarro?

Somewhere you can't get into trouble.

This planet's physics are a little backwards.

Just like you.

It's going to be the perfect home.

Home Metropolis.

How I save Daily Planet?

How I save people here?

Hmm....

Watch this.

The Daily Planet, just like the one on Earth.

What do you think?

Uh....

Ah!

Bizarro, that citizen is in trouble.

Ha!

Ah!

(GRUNTING AND CHUCKLING)

Ha!

You nothing to worry for, citizen.

Bizarro keep safe.

Aah!

I think I kill him.

I think I kill him. Aah!

No, no, he'll be just fine.

He just needs to rest at home.

Wait, he needs a home.

Can you build him a home, Bizarro?

Uh, Bizarro build.

I'd wish you good luck, Bizarro,

but I know you'd take it the wrong way.

(RUMBLING THEN ALL GASP)

(RUMBLING CONTINUES)

- MAN #1:
It's Giganta!

- MAN #2:
Run, run, run!

MAN #3:
What is that thing?

(CAR ALARM BLARING)

Out of my way.

I don't wanna be pulling mini figs

out of my toes.

The Daily Planet news building.

Well, I got news for you.

Print is dead.

(GRUNTING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING AND SHOUTING)

(SHOUTS)

(GRUNTING)

This skyscraper is heavier than you think.

(CHEERING AND LAUGHING)

Now Clark Kent doesn't have to look

for a new job.

(GRUNTING)

By the Golden Girdle of Gaea, Giganta,

this is no way for a lady to act.

Or dress. Animal prints are so last season.

Leopard spots are the new black.

And I'm gonna make you black and blue.

Get back here.

If you say so.

(GRUNTING)

The perfect distraction for the perfect plan.

(GlBBERING)

(WHIRRING)

The Justice League will never figure out

what I'm really up to.

BATMAN:
Let me take a shot at it, Gorilla Grodd.

You use your mind control helmet

to turn Giganta, Penguin...

...Deathstroke and Captain Cold

into henchmen.

So while Giganta wreaks havoc on Metropolis,

you go after your real prize.

(GRUNTS)

Pretty good guess,

and a lot of words on one breath.

(WHIRRING NEARBY)

(GRUNTS)

- Ugh.

- Booyah!

Bats knew you'd try that,

so he had me snatch your hypno-helmet.

He's just so smart.

(WHIRRING)

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Ugh!

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

Grodd had us under mind control.

DEATHSTROKE:
We're stealing for you?

That's cold, man.

This heist better be for something good.

- Huh?

- Aah!

Bananas?

Ha, ha. Bananas?

I like bananas? Ha-ha-ha.

DEATHSTROKE:
Nobody makes a monkey out of me.

Let's get out of here.

(GROWLING AND GRUNTING)

(CYBORG SHOUTING)

(CHUCKLES)

(QUACKING)

- They're getting away.

- Relax, Cyborg. They won't get far.

Hawkman, Operation Crop Duster.

Flash, I need you after Captain Cold.

I'm on it.

BATMAN:
Green Arrow, see if you have anything

in your quiver to take down a flightless bird.

Copy that, Dark Knight.

BATMAN:
Plastic Man, I need you

to wrap up Deathstroke.

Roger Dodger, Caped Crusader.

Hawkman delivers.

(HAWKMAN CAWING)

Just my size.

Gotcha.

(GROWLS)

Stay put, rookie.

Wish I had a jetpack.

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

GUY:
Man, do I have to

do everything around here?

Let me show you how a real hero does it.

Say hello to my little friend

who's really big, and it's me.

Wow, look, Superman...

...Guy Gardner finally made something

as big as his ego.

(GRUNTING)

Say hello to the agony of the feet.

(GROANING)

(SHOUTING)

Ow.

Flash to Batman,

I'm hot on the trail of Captain Cold.

Get it? Hot, cold, huh?

I don't like tailgaters.

Hmm.

(GRUNTS)

(SCREAMING)

All right.

Cool off in the icebox.

(GRUNTING)

(QUACKING THEN GASPS)

- Ha-ha-ha.

- My favorite time of year: Duck season.

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS)

Green Arrow to Batman.

This Penguin is poached.

Plastic Man versus Deathstroke?

That's a stretch.

(SHOUTS)

Whoo! That was close. Aah!

(PLASTIC MAN SHOUTING)

(CHUCKLES)

- Aah!

- Oh.

(GRUNTING)

Plas to Batman,

I've got mine all wrapped up. Hee-haw!

Wrapping things up here too.

Superman to Batman.

How's it going with that big gorilla?

- Need any help?

- I don't need any help from you.

BOY #1:
Look, a monkey.

(GRODD CHUCKLES THEN CHILDREN SHOUTING)

(GASPS)

(CHUCKLING AND CHEERING)

(LAUGHING)

(GASPS)

(SCREAMING)

(GRODD GRUNTING AND WHIMPERING)

(GRODD GRUNTING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(CHEERING STOPS)

Thanks, Batman.

Hey, now, great takedown.

But, you know, maybe next time, instead

of using children to stop supervillains...

...feel free to call on your friends.

I keep my friends close

and my enemies closer.

I hope not much closer than this.

Hey, you're not implying that...

(SINGING) We caught Gorilla Groddy

And now we're gonna party

Villains going to prison

'Cause the Justice League is winning

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