Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs. Bizarro League Page #2

Booyah, yeah

(BOYS LAUGHING THEN CYBORG WHOOPS)

Great work out there, everyone.

Especially our two new recruits:

Cyborg and Guy.

The Man of Steel just said I did great.

Fist bump.

I don't fist bump.

Just glad I was there

to save Wonder Woman.

Was that before or after Giganta

laid you down for a nap, rookie?

- Hmm.

- Whoa.

When we join forces, no evil can match us.

That's why we formed the Justice League.

Together we fight for the liberties

of all living creatures, great and small.

BATMAN:
I joined the league to keep an eye

on the most powerful being on Earth.

The hearts and minds of man

are no mystery to me.

But an alien Superman....

Good thing I have my "just in case" box

of kryptonite.

(SUPERMAN GASPS)

I'm okay.

Not sure what came over me there.

Must've eaten some bad buffalo wings.

Now, where was I? Oh, yes, yes.

Next order of business.

Flash is bored, again.

Any ideas on some new activities

to keep him busy?

- Archery.

- Ice sculpture.

North American duck calls?

- Ha, ha.

- Huh?

(DUCK CALLING)

(QUACKING)

Okay, what now? Ooh. Snack time.

- SUPERMAN:
A hero sandwich sounds good.

- PLASTIC MAN:
Let's eat.

- GREEN ARROW:
Race you.

- HAWKMAN:
Birdseed burrito time.

CYBORG:
Booyah!

BATMAN:
Hmm. Superman sure left in a big hurry.

(ALARM WAILING)

- Uh-oh. Trouble alert.

- Great Hera.

There are reports of Superman

attacking LexCorp in Metropolis?

Aha! I knew he would snap one day.

I tried to warn everyone,

but no one would listen.

CYBORG:
Uh....

We were just making sandwiches.

Don't think I won't check that alibi.

I have a pretty good idea

of who's behind this.

Why don't I just take care

of this one solo, guys?

I don't think so. Let's go.

(GROANS)

GUY:
What a mess.

I'd hate to be the guy

who's responsible for this.

(CYBORG GRUNTING)

Yeah, really, guys, I've totally got this.

And miss all the action?

Uh-uh.

(GROANS)

Oh, look. Guns, guns, and more guns.

Is this a villain lair?

Oh, it's my first villain lair. Ha, ha.

It seems Lex has been busy

plotting our demise.

Even Superman's.

Hmm. Mm-hm.

All right.

Okay.

Ah.

Hmm.

Lex may be onto something with this one.

And the directions are very easy to follow.

Ah, Batman, leave it to you

to dispose of Lex's evil plans for me.

Yeah, that's what I was doing.

(DOOR OPENS)

Took you long enough.

My lab is practically destroyed.

Lex Luthor.

Do we really have to help this guy?

What's that supposed to mean?

Hello? Villain lair?

You spend all day creating weapons

to destroy us.

Hades himself would spurn you,

you treacherous snake.

How many times have you framed

one of us for a crime...

...and then run for president

on a platform to stop us?

That reminds me.

Vote for Lex.

(GUY GRUNTING)

That's going to look great on posters.

Now, stop him.

Bizarro.

BATMAN:
Another alien.

Whoa.

Are you twins?

Heh, heh. We are not twins.

(GROANS)

Great Scott,

the LexCorp duplicator ray that created you.

You broke in here to steal it? But why?

- Bizarro show you.

- Bizarro, don't!

(ALL GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING AND GROANING)

(GRUNTING)

Ugh!

(GROANING)

I Batzarro. World's worst detective.

I Greenzarro. And I scared.

I...

...Cyzarro.

I Bizarra. Pretty, pretty princess.

(CHUCKLING)

(GRUNTING)

Bizarro, give me that ray

before you do any more damage.

Nothing stop Bizarro.

Not even Superman.

Can we go? I scared.

Okay. Let's stay.

You heard Bizarro. Stay.

Hmm.

"B-O-M-B."

Boom.

(BELL DINGING)

(GROANING)

(GRUNTING)

That was weird.

Your twin brother was way out of line there,

Superman.

- The universe only needs one Guy Gardner.

- If that.

How do we know this wasn't always

part of your secret alien plan?

Because Bizarro can't keep secrets.

He can barely keep his pants up.

But why make duplicates of us?

Duplicates with terrible hair

and unplucked eyebrows?

I don't know, but if one Bizarro

can cause this much destruction...

...think of what an entire

Bizarro League could do.

And I think I know where they're going.

Bizarro World.

Let's go.

BATMAN:
So you want us to follow you

to some distant planet, huh?

Well, I'll play your little game for now, alien.

LEX:
This is just great.

They destroy my lab

and Bizarro takes the kryptonite bomb...

...I was going to destroy Superman with.

(CHUCKLING)

(LAUGHING)

(SHOUTING)

Ow.

WONDER WOMAN:
Merciful Minerva.

Bizarro's planet's a cube?

Figures.

I should warn you,

things here behave a little...

Uh, Bizarro?

(CYBORG SCREAMING)

Ha! One Green Lantern rescue rocket

coming up.

(CHICKEN CLUCKS THEN WONDER WOMAN GRUNTS)

A chicken?

Why does that not surprise me?

Hey, at least I can still fly,

Wonderless Woman.

CYBORG:
Ugh!

Chicken. How degrading.

Yeah, I call that use of power ring

a clear "foul."

Get it? Fowl? Ha, ha.

This strange planet shows no evidence

of animals or plants.

Well, there's a face-plant. Heh.

(WHIRRING)

These rocks are emitting

a weird form of radiation.

Ooh. We should call it weirdiation, then.

I like that name.

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