Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: The Flash

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(BEEPING)

(GRUNTS)

Booyah!

Half man, half machine...

All awesome.

I'm like a ninja meets an acrobat.

I'm a Ninja-Bat!

Maybe I'm in the bat family.

Dreams do come true.

I am so...

Amazing.

Huh?

(EXCLAIMS)

Couldn't let me have it, could you?

And your tour of the Hall of Justice

concludes here

in our specially designed

state-of-the-art training facility.

Atom, meet Cyborg.

Cyber mechanical specialist

and the League's little ray of sunshine.

- Hey, Atom.

- Bark.

Ah, Canis lupus familiaris.

It's a common hypothesis

that dog is man's best friend.

(GROWLS)

But, uh... Not mine.

Whoa, cool!

Oh, the Atom.

I see what you did there

with your name and the shrinking down

all tiny and stuff.

Relax, Atom, this is Ace the Bat-Hound.

He's just evaluating you.

Well, in my scientific evaluation,

Ace is very intimidating.

Tell me about it.

- Bark.

- (SCREAMS)

Lesson One with animals,

never show weakness.

Man, I think I need an oil change.

Batman, I didn't know you had a...

A Super-Pet.

Ace the Bat-Hound is more than a pet.

He's the best sidekick

a caped crusader could ever have.

What about Robin?

Aren't you the best sidekick ever?

Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

Aw.

I want a bat belly rub.

So, Atom,

now that you've seen

the Hall of Justice...

What do you think?

Would you like to become

a member of the Justice League?

I...

(ALARM BEEPING)

Hold your diminutive answer. Follow me.

Come on, Plas, it's the Trouble Alert.

But I'm starving. I need a pick-me-up.

How's this for a pick-me-up?

Aw.

One order of fast food

to give you a boost.

Huh, what? Hey!

Whoa.

Way to be a team motivator, Firestorm.

Whoa.

(ALARM BEEPING)

Let's see who needs our help today.

This is Lois Lane with breaking news.

Gotham City's clown prince of crime,

the Joker, has invaded our beloved city.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

- Ah.

Sunny Metropolis.

The perfect getaway

from Gotham's Dark Knight.

Nothing like a little vacation

to put the pep back in my step.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

(CACKLING)

(ALL COUGHING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

Oh, my, the Joker is gassing the city!

(LAUGHING)

Who can stop this villainous jester?

Help us! Justice League! Superman!

Save us!

(LAUGHING)

Great Scott!

- Lois is in trouble!

- ALL:
Again.

All right, team, gear up and let's go.

Atom, this is your chance

to join the Justice League in action.

- Are you ready?

- I...

No pressure.

We know you're new at being a superhero.

If you want you can stay here

and hang out with Ace and Krypto.

Krypto?

Another Super-Pet?

Yeah, I'll take the clown

over the canines.

- (BARKS)

- The sooner the better. Gah!

JOKER:
Ooh,

the Daily Planet news building.

Hmm, the visitor's guide calls it

"The Jewel of the Metropolis Skyline."

Blech.

Kind of boring.

Let's renovate!

(JOKER CACKLING)

SUPERMAN:
The nerve of that clown.

He's tromping all over

the jewel of the Metropolis skyline.

And he's jaywalking.

Let's take him down.

The welcoming committee? For me?

Good thing I brought pastry.

(JOKER CACKLING)

- Ooh, is that coconut cream?

- Lemon meringue.

With a bang.

- Brace for impact!

- (ALL EXCLAIMING)

(LAUGHING)

What a beautiful,

perfectly safe day at the park.

(CHILDREN SCREAMING)

BOY:
Mommy!

(WAILING)

I should've taken my jet.

I'm holding it together.

I'm holding it together!

Oh, this is embarrassing.

(LAUGHING)

It's not that funny.

A little consideration here.

Lois. Cyborg.

Try to stay calm!

I can still hear you.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Is this normally how it goes?

Yeah, but usually

with a little less laughter.

That laughter is dangerous.

You gotta help these people

before they laugh themselves to death.

And stop the Joker

before he endangers anyone else.

Then let's divide and conquer.

Yup, we'll have this mess

cleaned up in a flash.

Speaking of, where is the Flash?

I sent out the Justice Alert

minutes ago.

Priority one.

Barry knows how I feel about tardiness.

(ALARM BEEPING)

(GROANS)

Come on, Barry. Get up.

(YAWNS)

Man... One.

And 2,000.

Okay. I'm up. Shower time!

(SCREAMS) Whoa.

I have got to remember to wait for

the water to warm up before jumping in.

Nice.

All right, Central City,

let's get this party started.

(CAR HONKS)

Hey, hey, hey, you hit my car!

- Who's gonna take care of this?

- Me? You hit me.

MAN:
I'm gonna sue you

for every brick you've got.

- Thanks, Flash!

- That guy's Flash.

(CHUCKLES)

FLASH:
Hidey ho, birdies.

Watch your step.

Good morning, 252 and hello, hot dog!

- No school!

- No school!

No school!

- Thanks, Flash.

- CHILDREN:
(WEAKLY) Thanks, Flash.

MAN:
Thanks, Flash.

WOMAN:
Thanks, Flash.

MAN 2:
Thanks, Flash.

MAN 3:
Thanks, Flash.

(GRUNTS) Phew.

Whoa!

Thanks, Flash.

Five minutes out of bed

and look at all the good I've done.

Time to get to Metropolis

to meet up with the Justice--

(STOMACH GRUMBLING)

Oh, I know that grumble, and it's saying

"Donuts now!"

And where are the best donuts?

Gotham City!

(ALL LAUGHING)

All the victims are safely evacuated.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Plastic Man, were you infected

by Joker's gas?

No. It's all this laughing.

It's hilarious!

(LAUGHING)

Help me.

Plas, get serious!

We have to find a cure

for these civilians.

I wonder if I can alter

the molecular structure of Joker's gas

to create a cure.

- How?

- Wait here.

Okay!

Hypothesis. At this size

I should be able to find

trace elements of Joker's gas

still wafting around the area.

Aha.

A Joker gas molecule.

There's nothing funny about this.

Now for a little experiment.

(JOKER CACKLING)

SUPERMAN:
There he is.

I've got this clown.

Never underestimate

the Joker, Firestorm.

I'll fly around behind him

and then we'll take him by...

- (BEEPING)

- Huh?

Surprise?

- (BOTH COUGHING)

- (BOTH LAUGHING)

Not cool, man.

Batman will never let me live this down.

Balloons always bring

a smile to my face.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

You've got to be faster than that

to sneak up on the Joker.

Where is Flash?

- It's the Flash.

- Best donuts ever.

Saved the donut.

CAPTAIN COLD:
But who's gonna save you?

FLASH:
Captain Cold?

The only frosting I'm interested in

today is on this donut.

Give up now and we'll chalk it up

to hysteria over global warming.

(GROANS)

Instead let's chalk it up

to global freezing!

Global freezing?

That doesn't even make sense.

Come on, Cold,

you got better material than that.

How about

chances of that are below zero?

Never mind.

I can see my puns leave you "cold".

(LAUGHS) Cold.

He's all yours, officer.

Now it's off to Metropolis.

Thanks, Flash. Hey, you know

what goes good with those donuts?

You ever been to that

Lampert's Milkshakes in Star City?

No.

(SUPERMAN AND FIRESTORM LAUGHING)

(GRUNTING)

Ready? Aim...

Fire!

(GRUNTING)

These robo clowns are quick.

(JOKER CACKLING)

Whenever I visit the city

I just love to take in a good show.

Then you're gonna love my performance

as a helicopter.

(SINGING RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES)

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