Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: The Flash Page #2

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Well done, Plas.

Bravo! Wonderful performances.

I laughed, I cried.

My robo clowns died.

(GIGGLING)

Photo for your biggest fan?

- Say cheese.

- Plas, no!

- Ugh!

- Oh!

- (COUGHING)

- (LAUGHING)

That was the oldest trick in the book,

wasn't it?

You are so gonna get it later.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

I love it when they fall

for the classics.

(ULULATES)

Oh, Plastic Man.

Always clever but never too quick.

(JOKER CACKLING)

Flash...

(SLURPING)

Mmm. (LAUGHS)

I mean, really, wow!

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

Batman is gonna be so mad.

He hates tardiness.

(POLICE SIREN BLARING)

Ooh, a chase scene. I love chase scenes.

(POLICE SIREN BLARING)

Captain Boomerang.

You know, you're the second captain

wearing blue that I've run into today.

You guys have a club or something?

Yeah. It's the let's-destroy-Flash club.

Uh-oh.

And another! And another!

And another!

- Hah. Missed me.

- Oh, did I?

- Yeah, you did.

- Crikey.

(SCREAMS)

Well, that puts the boom in boomerang.

- Huh?

- (ALARM BEEPING)

No! I missed the Trouble Alert.

My bad. Had it on vibrate.

Batman's gonna be so mad.

(SLURPS) Blimey, good shake.

Attention Metropolis Board of Tourism,

I'm bored with your tourism.

Where's the whimsy? Where's the fun?

Well, I'm gonna give it to ya

with my fun cannon.

(CACKLING)

At last, my greatest foe plays

his final card.

And it's up to me alone to stop him.

This could be our endgame.

The last battle in a long...

Impressive. His weapon

charged so quickly.

He's going for the trigger. No time.

Have to strike now. Go!

(EXCLAIMS)

JOKER:
Batsy.

How I've missed you in Gotham City.

You're always off to play

with your Super Friends now.

So I came all the way to Metropolis

to join the fun.

Fun's over, Joker. I foiled your plan.

What?

Oh.

You thought your batarang

defeated my fun cannon?

(LAUGHS)

Wait. Then what's that button for?

This button?

It turns on the air conditioner.

This button fires my fun cannon!

(LAUGHS)

(GASPS) No!

Too slow, Batsy.

(JOKER CACKLES)

This does not look good.

You're right.

It looks hilarious!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Thank you, thank you.

I'll be here all week.

In fact, I think I'll stay here forever!

Now, if I just add this atom

onto this molecule,

it should make the gas inert.

Eureka! I've discovered the cure.

Now, to synthesize a vaccine.

Ta-da!

I said...

(WEAKLY) Ta-da.

(GROWLING)

Batclown! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Well... My work is done here.

(JOKER CACKLING)

Huh?

- Sorry I'm late.

- WOMAN:
He took down the Joker!

- Thank you.

- Flash is the best.

What?

FLASH:
Thank you. Thank you!

It's all in a day's work.

Whoa! What happened to you?

This is what happens when you're late.

I know. I am so sorry.

I had my League Alert on vibrate

and then a really busy morning

with Captain Cold and Captain Boomerang,

but hey, the Joker is captured

and everyone seems no worse for wear.

- Well, mostly.

- And the Daily Planet?

What? Pfft.

Extreme building makeover

in three, two, one!

FLASH:
Ta-da!

- Hooray!

- Flash is the best!

Super speed fixes everything

just like new.

You want me to fix you up, too, Batman?

Not everything can be fixed with speed.

Flash, what Batman is trying to say

is that we're your friends.

That's not what I said.

And we want you to be

the best hero you can be.

Sometimes that means slowing down.

Being aware of your surroundings.

- And always having a plan.

- (PHONE BEEPING)

Flash?

Slow down, surroundings and plan.

Got it.

- Hashtag proactive.

- WONDER WOMAN:
Flash?

Updating my Hero hotline, Herogram,

iHero, HeroTopia,

and MyHero

with my take down of the Joker.

Oh, thank you, Justice League.

- We don't know what we'd do without you.

- Well--

Hi, there.

As long as I'm the fastest man alive

you'll never have to worry about it.

But you aren't the fastest man alive.

You're a fraud.

Just like

the rest of the Justice League.

Something the world will see

soon enough.

(LAUGHS)

- Who was that?

- No clue.

But I'm gonna find out.

Flash, wait!

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

This guy is seriously fast.

Are you wearing iron boots?

I knew you would be slow,

but I didn't know you'd be this slow.

No way you're beating me.

(STRAINING)

- (ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

- Huh? Whoa!

That's new.

Wow.

Where am I?

REVERSE-FLASH:
Don't worry.

You'll see it again soon.

(ALARM BEEPING)

(YAWNS)

Dj vu.

Eh.

(SCREAMS)

You'd think I'd learn by now.

Nice.

Oh, yeah. It's go time.

MAN:
That ain't my fault,

look at my car.

Guys, we did this yesterday.

You really got to watch

where you're going.

BOTH:
Thanks, Flash?

- No school.

- No school.

No school. This is--

Two blowouts in a row?

Listen, here's the card for a tire shop

I know across town.

They'll give you a great deal

on new tires if you mention my name.

See ya.

- Uh, thanks, Flash?

- CHILDREN:
(WEAKLY) Thanks, Flash.

(GRUNTS) Phew.

Whoa!

You know, I like this one even better

than the one we put up yesterday.

Thanks, Flash.

Triple dj vu.

- (STOMACH GRUMBLING)

- Oh, hungry.

You know what'd make

my tummy feel better?

Another round of donuts at Fox's.

And this time I won't have to worry

about Captain Cold

interrupting my chow time.

It's the Flash!

Best donut ev--

Seriously? There is no way

this is happening again.

Chalk it up to global freezing!

- Now you're just repeating yourself!

- No, I'm not.

Yeah, you said

the same thing to me yesterday.

Yesterday?

Yesterday I was at home

planning this heist.

It looks like you might be suffering

from some brain freeze!

I...

I don't even have a come back for this.

This is just too weird.

Okay, one more time. Take this,

put that there and you come over here

and I step out of the way.

He's all yours, officers.

This time, try to keep him in prison,

would you?

Hey, Flash. You know what goes good

with those donuts?

Lampert's Milkshakes in Star City?

Oh, you've been there?

Yeah, pretty sure.

(POLICE SIREN BLARING)

That's the same car.

Something seriously strange is going on.

I have got to get to Metropolis.

Hold this for me.

Huh?

(SCREAMS)

Thanks, Flash.

What a day.

BATMAN:
Fun's over.

- I foiled your plan.

- What?

Oh, you thought your batarang

defeated my fun cannon?

Wait. Then what's that button for?

This button?

It turns on the air conditioner.

This button fires my fun cannon.

(LAUGHS)

Looking for this?

- (THUD)

- Yow. That looked painful.

You're late.

I was hoping for a "Thanks, Flash."

Vacation's over

and I didn't even get a tan.

Yow.

Oh, man, guys,

I have had the weirdest day.

It's like everything I did yesterday

is repeating itself.

Except right now,

because when I got here yesterday

the Daily Planet had been jokerfied

and Batman was dressed like a clown.

Highly unlikely.

Flash, your tardiness today

endangered the city and the League.

- You need to--

- Slow down,

be aware of my surroundings

and have a plan.

Wait a minute.

- Have I--

- Given the speech before?

Yes. Yesterday. Which feels like--

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