Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: The Flash Page #3

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REVERSE-FLASH:
Dj vu?

You! You did this.

I'm not sure what you did,

but I know it's your fault.

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)

- Who was that?

- No clue.

But I'm gonna find out.

Flash, wait!

Still not fast enough.

You are not getting away this time.

You can't catch me.

Maybe you'll have better luck yesterday.

(ALARM BEEPING)

(EXCLAIMS)

Oh, man. My dj vu's having dj vu.

(GASPS)

Yay!

Thanks, Flash.

Thanks, Flash.

- Thanks, Flash.

- What a day.

(ALARM BEEPING)

FIRESTORM:
It's the Trouble Alert.

Let's see who needs our help today.

This is Lois Lane with breaking news.

Gotham City's clown prince of crime,

the Joker,

was invading our beloved city,

but he suddenly vanished.

Is your Trouble Alert

always this not troubling?

Guys!

Look, I stopped the Joker, but listen,

I've got an even bigger problem.

Great Scott, you're right!

Your pants.

- They're gone!

- (BELL DINGING)

Looks like you ran out of pants.

(ALL LAUGHING)

So, is Flash actually in the League

or just like an honorary member?

Well, that explains the draft.

Listen, I was in a hurry and--

REVERSE-FLASH:

They'll never believe you, Flash.

This will be our little secret.

- Who's that?

- Get back here!

Flash, wait.

(REVERSE-FLASH CACKLING)

Still not fast enough.

Try harder next time.

(ALARM BEEPING)

That's it! This is the last time.

(CACKLING)

(ALARM BEEPING)

(GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION)

(CACKLING)

(ALARM BEEPING)

(GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION)

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)

(ALARM BEEPING)

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

(SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION)

(LAUGHS)

(FLASH SCREAMING)

(ALARM BEEPING)

Flash, wait.

Flash, wait.

Flash, wait.

Batman.

Aren't you the best sidekick ever?

Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

Aw, I want a bat belly rub.

Batman! (PANTING)

Listen, don't worry.

I took care of Captain Cold,

Captain Boomerang and the Joker.

Thank you?

And I only have a few minutes

before it starts all over again.

Before what starts all over again?

BATMAN:
Referencing events

yet to happen,

an agitated emotional state...

Time loop.

Yes, that's it!

- Impossible.

- This isn't our first tango with time.

Happens a lot

in the super hero business.

I keep living the same day

over and over again.

I feel like I've hit a dead end.

Fun fact.

At the sub-atomic level dead ends

aren't really dead ends at all.

There is always space

between the molecules

that allow atoms

to move between them and...

And you don't care.

So, Batman, what should I do?

Hmm. It's theoretically possible

to break out of a time loop,

but frankly,

I don't think you're fast enough.

Not fast enough?

I thought you'd have the answer, Batman.

I was wrong.

Nice reverse psychology, Batman.

That's just what he needed to hear.

Now where is he going?

Not where.

When.

(EXCLAIMS)

You still can't seem to catch me.

Grrr.

(REVERSE-FLASH CACKLING)

(CAR ALARMS BEEPING)

Why won't it fly, Dad?

There needs to be a wind.

Son!

This is amazing!

Just a little faster, Flash.

Not today or again or... Whatever!

(SCREAMING)

Everything is going perfectly to plan.

(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

Whoa.

Well, at least I'm not in bed again.

But, where am I?

We hate you, Flash.

You're horrible. You're awful.

CHILDREN:
Boo.

What a phenomenal disappointment!

What was that about?

Everyone loves the Flash.

At least they used to.

Bah.

Okay, this is crazy.

I need to get back to the League.

That's weird.

Let's try that again.

(GRUNTING)

My powers. They're gone.

I've got to get to the Hall!

(GROANS)

Oh, man.

I can see why people hate to run.

(PANTS)

Maybe Cyborg can fix my...

(GRUMBLES)

Hmph.

Hey, guys. Why the mean faces?

You starched my cape.

You switched my shampoo

with fire extinguishing cream!

You painted my invisible jet!

Now it's just... Just visible.

You replaced my arm with an egg beater!

Sure, the eggs are amazing, but still.

And you decided it would be fun

to mix up the pouches

on my utility belt.

What? No, no, no,

I didn't do any of those things.

You don't understand!

There is this blurry guy

and we started running and--

We don't wanna hear it, Flash.

You've pulled at least 52 pranks

on the Justice League

in the five days since I've joined.

Five days? You just joined this morning.

I'm out of here.

Atom's right.

Flash, your pranks require punishment.

You're fired.

(SNIFFLES)

No power. No League.

What do I do now?

Fade into obscurity, I hope.

FLASH:
Hey.

That's my costume.

Is it? I hadn't noticed.

You... The pranks, the time loop,

it was all you.

You messed with the wrong hero,

yellow blurred guy.

- Ah, ah, ah.

- Grr.

Don't blame me for the time loop, Barry.

You were the fool that had to prove

you were the fastest man alive.

But, you didn't know

about the Speed Force, did you?

A force that runs through

all of space and time.

Every time you chased me

into the speed way

I led you backwards in time

to relive the same day over and over.

And while you were stuck

in your time loop

I turned everyone against you

and I tricked you into severing

your Speed Force power.

But why? What did I ever do to you?

What did you... (GRUNTS)

What didn't you do?

The Flash,

according to future history books,

the world's favorite hero.

So funny, so perfect,

so fast.

But I'm faster.

Yet nobody will recognize my greatness

while I live in your shadow.

That is why I, Reverse-Flash,

have traveled back in time

to ruin you.

So, you're from the future

and you call yourself Reverse-Flash?

Really? I mean,

do you run backwards or something?

- No.

- Are you super slow?

No! I'm just the reverse of you.

You're good and I'm bad.

Then wouldn't you be called "Evil Flash"

or "Bad Flash"?

I'm just Reverse-Flash, okay?

Okay.

That's enough of that.

Please, Barry, you know how it is.

Me fast,

you slow.

Now that you've been beaten,

it's time for the world

to know who is truly

the greatest speedster of all time.

My friends in the Justice League

will stop you.

Your friends?

You mean the people

that just kicked you out of their club?

Well, I'll tell ya what, Barry,

since you care for them so much

I'm going to take care of them next.

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)

- (GRUNTING)

- (DIGITAL BEEPING)

Looks like Flash was telling the truth.

This Reverse-Flash character

kept him in a time loop

while he ruined his reputation.

That rotten rascal!

Whoa.

I broke 'em.

Don't worry, Flash.

Once I am large

we'll inform the Justice League together

- and stop this fast-paced villain.

- (ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

Hmm? This isn't good.

This isn't good at all.

My white dwarf shrinking belt

must have shorted out

when those shackles stunned Flash.

Along with my communication systems.

Flash! Can you hear me?

- Flash! Flash, over here, Flash!

- Great.

What will I do now?

I'm powerless.

My friends, if I can call them that,

kicked me out of the League. I'm just...

(WHIMPERS)

This can't be happening to me.

You think you have problems?

I'm too small to be seen or heard.

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