Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: The Flash Page #5

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Every car, a cataclysm.

Every mouse, a monster.

- (GROWLS)

- (EXCLAIMING IN FEAR)

Every meter, a marathon!

(MOUSE SQUEAKING)

Experiments always start

with a question.

Here's mine. How am I going to survive?

(ATOM SCREAMS)

LOIS:
That was the scene today

as the Reverse-Flash continues

his unprecedented streak of heroism.

It would seem that the Reverse-Flash

is the only superhero

the world will ever need.

ALL:
Aww.

Just look at that Trouble Alert map.

Reverse-Flash is so fast,

he's stopping crime

before we can even...

- Finally. An emergency.

- It's about time.

ALL:
Aww.

He got there first.

That's 22 emergencies he's fixed today.

And he's just passed me

in friends on Herobook.

Well, it's a good thing

things like this aren't important at all

to the Man of Steel.

LOIS:
It seems that the Reverse-Flash

has agreed to sit down

for a chat with the Mayor.

Stay tuned for live coverage

of our beloved heroic speedster.

I think it's about time we had a word

with this "beloved speedster."

FLASH:
Woo hoo.

I'm gonna get my powers back.

I'm gonna get my powers back.

- (STOMACH GRUMBLING)

- Oh.

But first, I might need a snack.

(SPEAKING BACKWARDS)

Thank you.

Shouldn't you be driving?

Don't worry.

The Doc gave me my magician's

permit for hands-free driving.

- Zatanna.

- Yrros.

Now, listen, when you arrive

at the Speed Force Zone,

you'll go through a series of tests

to make sure you're worthy.

Worthy of what?

That's what you need to find out.

That's the mystery.

That's the magic.

Yeah. Yeah.

But you'll be there to help me, right?

I am sorry. The Speed Force Zone

is only accessible to those

with speed powers, or in your case,

former speed powers.

Well, this is it.

Any parting words?

Yeah. Tuck and roll, baby.

Tuck and roll?

- What does that mean?

- Yrros.

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

Whoa, wow.

Would you look at that.

It's some sort of Speed Force Zone

temple thingy.

And it almost feels like the temple

is giving off some sort of energy.

(GASPS) The Speed Force.

Well, if that's where

the Speed Force is,

that's where I need to be, and fast.

All right, these must be the tests

Doctor Fate was talking about.

Bricks moving super fast,

vibrating through solid matter.

And I just have to make it

to the other side.

Well, this shouldn't be too hard.

Those speed bricks really pack a wallop.

But if at first you don't succeed...

Grr.

Okay, this is not working.

There has to be a trick.

We want you to be

the best hero you can be.

Sometimes that means slowing down.

(ECHOES) Down.

Hmm.

Slow down. Yeah, thanks, you.

Well, going fast didn't work,

and Fate said I'd be tested.

(GULPS)

How is this working?

I really, really, really hate

going slow.

Holy moly. It actually worked. I did it!

Piece of cake.

(SCREAMS)

ATOM:
Journal entry 14.

The situation has grown sticky.

(SQUEAKS)

But I must keep my wits about me.

I must use everything at my disposal

to survive.

I must use science!

A little known hypothesis

about arachnids

is that they can be hypnotized

by flashing lights.

Time to test that theory.

Can science prevail?

Will the spider be hypnotized?

Will I learn about spider digestion

from the inside?

Eureka!

Aha.

Studies have shown

that some birds can be tamed

by applying gentle pressure

to a special nerve on the back.

This Columba livia domestica

proves those studies correct.

And now to the Hall of Justice.

Hopefully I'm in time to alert to league

before Reverse-Flash

can do any more damage.

Ah.

Oh, I get it.

I have this game on my phone.

All I have to do

is ride these to the top.

(YELPS)

That hurt.

Maybe this is

some sort of endurance test.

I just have to show I can take it.

(GRUNTS)

I can't take it!

Ow.

(STRAINING)

Be aware of your surroundings.

My surroundings?

(GASPS)

Huh?

I never noticed those platforms before.

Wow.

The path to the door

was there the whole time.

Hah.

Easy peasy, lemon... (YELPS)

Still hurts. Still hurts.

Whoa!

Thank you for joining us, Reverse-Flash.

It's my pleasure, Mayor.

I serve at the pleasure

of the community.

You won't see me

in some private island club house, no.

I love being a servant of the people.

You're incredible.

Not only did you stop Poison Ivy

and her maniacal plants...

Why are we sneaking around?

You know this is how Batman does things.

We're spying on Reverse-Flash

because Batman thinks

he'll eventually trip up

and reveal his true evil intentions.

Correct, Cyborg. This is a covert op.

We'll spy from the shadows,

move in the shadows, be the...

Firestorm, turn down your head.

Oh, sorry.

REVERSE-FLASH:
Modesty forbids me

from taking such praise, Miss Mayor.

Speaking of Gotham City,

do you know what you call

Batman and Robin under a rock?

MAYOR:
Why, no.

REVERSE-FLASH:
Flatman and Ribbon.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

REVERSE-FLASH:
Here's another.

When does Cyborg change his pants?

Never. He stopped wearing any.

Oof! Ugh.

Shh.

As I'm sure

everyone at home would agree,

you have made Metropolis

and the world a safer place.

You're a hero

that never asks for accolades

or wears something as gaudy as a cape.

- Gaudy?

- Gaudy?

And for that, we'd like to honor you

with the key to the city.

Thank you, fine citizens of Metropolis.

I accept your paltry...

I mean, precious gift.

(CAT SHRIEKING)

Soon the world will realize

what you have already learned,

that I, Reverse-Flash,

am the only hero you will ever need.

No, Plastic Man, you're putting

too much weight on the support beam.

- You need to...

- (ALL SCREAMING)

This is why the Batman works alone.

Oh, look! It's the Justice League.

Or should I say the Jobless League?

(ALL LAUGHING)

Sadly, I agree.

ALL:
Huh?

This can only mean one thing.

The Justice League is now retired.

(ALL GASPING)

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

Whoa!

Woo-hoo-hoo! Whoa!

(LAUGHING) Whoa!

A maze? I love mazes.

They're a-maze-ing. (LAUGHS)

Ha! I'm almost there.

I can feel my powers coming back.

(WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)

Hey, look at that.

Almost back to full speed.

Ha ha!

Yeah! Oh, no. Huh?

So, all I have to do

is get through the maze in the dark.

With my super speed back,

that shouldn't be a problem.

- (THUDS)

- Ow.

- (THUDS)

- Ow.

- (THUDS)

- Double ow.

Okay. It's a problem.

What is it with this place

trying to hurt me?

What was it Batman said?

- Always have a plan.

- Okay, so, Flash, what's your plan?

Oh, I can make a plan from up here.

Okay, now, let's see.

Left, right, right, right.

Wait. No, no, no.

Left, right, right, right, left...

Okay.

Left, right, left, left,

right, right, right,

left, left, right, right,

left, left, perfect.

Okay. I got it. I got it.

Woo-hoo!

(GASPS) The final door.

(GRUNTING)

Oh, come on.

How can I get through this solid door?

It's a dead end.

Fun fact. At the subatomic level,

dead ends

aren't really dead ends at all.

There is always space

between the molecules

that allow atoms to move between them.

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