LEGO DC Super Heroes: Justice League - Attack of the Legion of Doom! Page #3

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Villains working together?

It was only a matter of time.

Ah, but we kicked their butts.

Up high.

We gotta work on that.

You let them get away.

Don't get your Army-issued undies

in a bunch, admiral.

The only thing they got

was a giant can of soda or something.

It was an alien.

A dangerous monster from space.

And you let it slip through your fingers

because of your incompetence.

If it was incompetence.

How do I know all you aliens

aren't in cahoots?

Hey, Superman isn't an alien.

He's a-- Oh, yeah, I guess he kind of is.

Wait a minute, Flash.

The real question is,

why are you incarcerating aliens?

Ugh. Well...

I'm not the one being questioned here,

Superman.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I've got government property to locate.

Surely our government

isn't arresting extraterrestrials.

Based on my analysis of his behavior...

...more likely that General Lane

is greatly exceeding his authority.

Why the long face, Cyborg?

You held your own

against a formidable opponent. Good job.

Good job? They got away.

If it wasn't for me,

we could have stopped them.

You're still the youngest

and greenest member of this team.

Cut yourself some slack.

Yeah, don't be so hard on yourself, kid.

You did fine.

Look, this is the first time we've met

a completely superpowered team.

It was a total surprise. There were bound

to be some growing pains.

The question is,

what happens next time we meet?

Stupid vibrating palm.

Stuck with a Legion of Losers.

Yeah, none of you had my back.

I was all alone.

Better alone than stuck in a saucer

with Grodd.

That was a humiliating defeat.

- Excellent work, everyone.

- Huh?

Are you nuts, Lex? We were lucky

to make it out of there in one piece.

Yeah, you said we'd destroy

the Justice League.

Your estimate of our effectiveness

as a team...

...left much to be desired, Luthor.

Listen to you all.

You're disappointed that you didn't beat

the Justice League in a fair fight?

What part of supervillain

do you not comprehend?

My Korugarian friend is correct.

The whole point of our raid on Area 52

was to give us a secret weapon...

...to tip the scales in our favor.

A game-changer.

Here it is.

Hmm?

Calm yourself, friend. You're safe now.

I, Lex Luthor, release you.

Yipe!

You saw how my band of freedom fighters

battled to rescue you...

...from the clutches

of the dastardly Justice League...

...the horrible oppressors of our world.

We're all on your side.

It's true. Don't be afraid.

We rebels in the Legion of Doom

freed you.

Tell them your name.

0... J'onn J'onzz.

I am J'onn J'onzz

of the planet you call Mars.

Thank you for freeing me.

Swell. How is this little space lizard

supposed to help us, Luthor, huh?

Show them what you can do, my friend.

Fantastic.

Now, will you join our righteous revolution

against the tyranny of the Justice League?

But your name, Legion of Doom...

As in doom for the Justice League.

A name to strike fear

into their wicked hearts.

- Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it meant.

-You are correct. Yes.

Those who held me captive

should be punished.

- Outstanding.

-All right!

Observation:
Cyborg is spending less time

with the Justice League...

...and more time performing upgrades

to the Hall of Justice.

Query:
Why?

It's no use.

Not even my hobby can clear my mind.

I need some advice.

- Help.

-I've wanted to be a hero my whole life...

...and being on the Justice League

is a dream come true.

It's just-- I feel like I'm not--

You feel. That's the problem.

You need to stuff your emotions

deep down inside.

Feel nothing.

Only plot, plan and react to a world

full of cowardly, superstitious criminals.

It's the healthy thing to do.

- But I feel like I'm just not up to speed.

- Having me throws off the average.

If you wanna up your game...

...get hit by lightning

when surrounded by chemicals and--

You make it seem so easy.

You know what we used to say

in flight school?

Fake it till you make it.

You just gotta dig deep and man up...

...or machine up...

...or whatever.

Seems like whatever I do,

it's the wrong call.

Are you feeling a teensy bit blue,

Cyborg?

Here's a little song we used to sing

back in Kansas. Always cheered me up.

Oh, a farmer needs a rake

And a plow and a hoe

And lots of pep and some zip

And a tiny pinch of go

And get into his overalls

And hat and shoes

If he wants to lose

The early morning blues

Ha-ha.

And then Superman sang me a song

that I did not get at all.

Oh, yes, I've heard that song before.

I didn't get it either.

Listen, Vic, you look at your recent battles

and see mistakes.

That's just your perception...

...not necessarily the perception of others...

...and certainly not my perception of you.

You're a young hero

with a lot going for you.

You just have to trust your instincts.

Give yourself time to grow

and believe in yourself.

So you're saying I should really beef up

my cybernetic components...

...so I can then trust myself.

Exact-- Wait, what? No.

Thanks, Wonder Woman.

That's exactly what I'll do.

Right now.

I don't know why I didn't think of it before.

Just gotta gear up.

Booyah.

What's up, Batman?

Mm.

How you feeling, Hal?

I'm living the dream, Vic.

And I'm doing it way better than Flash.

- Batman.

-Have a nice day.

Batman,

I know this must sound strange...

...but I think I just passed you twice,

and I don't--

Perhaps if you concentrated

on superheroing...

...instead of butting into

other people's business...

...you'd be a better Justice League

member.

Oh, right. Sorry.

And that's how I learned...

...you should never milk a cow in the barn

when the lights are off.

Hey, wait up.

Hey, Batman, maybe that was meant...

...to be more constructive criticism

when I passed you just now--

I didn't say anything when you walked by

just now.

Yes, you did.

And you told me to butt out.

Came off a little rude.

Batman would never tell you

to put your butt out.

He may be the Dark Knight,

but to me, he's the Polite Patrolman.

But that's not an official nickname.

I came up with it myself.

You must be getting a double image

in your cybernetic eye. Let me help.

There. Better?

We'll have to table this little chat

until later.

It's that nuketron reactor that went online,

the one the government hopes...

...will provide a solution

to the world's energy needs.

By Hippolyta's hairnet,

the reactor is malfunctioning.

It's in danger of a total meltdown.

A core meltdown would endanger

thousands of citizens.

- What are your orders, Batman?

-Let's go.

There she blows.

Get it? Because it's gonna blow up.

Not now, Green Lantern. Cyborg, how long

before the energy core melts down?

This is strange.

My readouts don't detect anything wrong.

Everything looks normal.

Time for an oil change, Tin Man?

Look at that thing.

That's about as normal

as Batman smiling.

What are your orders, fearless leader?

Cyborg and I will secure the perimeter.

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