LEGO DC Super Heroes: Justice League - Attack of the Legion of Doom! Page #4

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Flash, you and Wonder Woman

get the power plant crew out of that inferno.

Superman and Hal,

you're both immune to radiation.

Stop the energy core

from melting down...

...or else Metropolis becomes a lifeless

radiation hot zone for the next 10,000 years.

Ugh. That's a pep talk?

Remind me to never attend

your motivational seminars.

Let's do this, guys.

Don't worry, fellas,

I'll have you out of danger in a flash.

Ooh.

Huh?

Cassandra's corset,

can't you see the danger you're in?

Huh?

Hey, my sandwich.

Batman,

I'm still reading everything is normal.

We'll deal with your software glitches

when we get back.

Superman, Hal, what do you see?

The coolant pump between

the water supply and reactor core is toast.

No wonder it's overheating. I'm on it.

Reporting from inside the nuketron reactor.

It looks as though this reactor will blow

at any moment.

Making this the greatest man-made

catastrophe of all time.

I'd better get a Pulitzer for this.

It's Lois. She's in the reactor.

Superman, help!

There you go, Lois.

Now let's get you out of here before--

Lois?

Hal.

Your coolant pump isn't working.

Then you come pump it.

Batman, the core temperature

is hotter than the sun.

We're in full meltdown.

We have only about a minute...

...to stop the core from burning

and irradiating Metropolis.

- My sensors aren't--

-Cool the core to a safer temperature...

...long enough to get it

out of the building.

I'll do my best.

Hal, help Superman get that core

out of there.

Already on it, Bats.

Something's not right here.

Hold steady.

Get ready.

Here we go.

Saved the day.

Again.

Hey, you got it. Ha-ha-ha.

Camera one.

Camera two.

Camera one.

Camera two.

Cyborg to Batman,

something's funny here.

And I mean funny "messed up,"

not funny "ha-ha-ha."

There was never

anything wrong with the reactor.

I'm beginning to think you're right.

Aw, the nuketron reactor is finished.

Why did you destroy our power plant?

- What are you, blind?

-Ahem.

What my colleague means to say

is that you may not have noticed...

...your new power plant

was experiencing a meltdown?

You know, now it does look

a little less melty.

The only damage

is the damage we inflicted ourselves.

You and the league have just destroyed

a multibillion-dollar power plant...

...that could've made Metropolis

a world leader in energy production.

- What do you have to say for yourselves?

-Lois, you're okay.

Okay? I'm livid, like everyone else on Earth.

What do you say to your critics...

...who claim the Justice League

has too much power and no oversight?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What critics?

-My daddy, for one.

- He's your daddy?

- Who's your daddy?

I knew he was your daddy.

There was no meltdown.

The reactor was working fine.

Do you see, people?

We let super-powered goons

run around unrestricted...

...and this is the type of thing

that is bound to happen.

I mean, just look at all the weapons

on the robot one.

They could go off at any moment.

- Boo!

- Weapons are evil!

I don't like guns!

The so-called Justice League

needs to pay for its crimes.

They must be controlled

before something worse takes place.

We've been had.

There was no meltdown.

People, people, don't panic.

This has apparently been

one big misunderstanding.

I just jumped in there.

I hope you don't mind.

You're the people person.

I'll let you run with this.

The Justice League

is all about responsibility.

I'm sure

that once we've explained everything...

...the world court will happily find us--

- Guilty as charged.

-What?

For the charges

of stink bombing Metropolis...

...attacking a top secret

government facility...

...and wanton destruction

nearly causing a nuclear meltdown...

...the Justice League is banished

from the planet Earth.

Effective immediately.

Down with the Justice League!

I used to like them, but now I don't.

Nice call letting the big blue Boy Scout

speak for us.

And that's why I voted

for Wonder Woman.

All right, this conspiracy

has gone far enough.

We have to get to the bottom of it.

We're going dark. Off the grid.

We'll work from the shadows to solve this

mystery. Get ready to follow my lead and--

- Nope.

-What are you doing?

I'm the leader of the Justice League.

You've made a point

of following my orders.

Not this time. The Justice League was

formed to serve the people of the world.

They overrule your authority, Batman.

If they want us gone, we go.

Nice speech, alien.

Guards, get these heroes out of my sight.

And so the world says goodbye

and good riddance to the Justice League.

Yes. All right.

High five. Heh.

Now, wipe away those tears, Cyborg.

It's a big galaxy.

Stick with me and we'll have a blast.

You know, I know a planet inhabited

by broken toasters.

Maybe we can find you a girlfriend.

- I think you can let go of Batman now.

-Hmm?

Oh. Heh. Sorry about that, Batman.

But the law is the law.

We'll discuss your little mutiny later.

Our job now is to gather evidence...

...prove we were framed

and then return to Earth.

I'm afraid returning to Earth

is not an option.

Sinestro. I'll make quick work of him.

You call this quick?

I'd be totally done by now.

Right?

I just came to give you

a little farewell gift.

I hope you kept the gift receipt, Sinestro.

Keep firing. He'll have to keep up

that shield and won't be able to attack.

Think so?

Meet my new best friend.

It's called a Father Box.

Doesn't this just bowl you over?

Prepare to be flushed

to the other side of the galaxy.

Oh, I get it. Bowl. Flush.

Like a toilet!

And then I said:

"Prepare to be flushed

to the other side of the galaxy."

I bet Flash didn't get it.

Congratulations to us all.

The Legion of Doom is victorious.

And to the victors go the spoils.

- The Earth is ours.

- Yeah!

Yes!

As discussed earlier,

we will be dividing up the loot.

In this case,

that means everything on Earth.

I claim everything yellow.

No way. Bananas are yellow.

Well, you can have the green bananas.

Is gold yellow?

Because, you know, that's not fair.

You can't just call all yellow.

I call red. Everything red is mine.

Rubies, lipstick, apples.

The ocean's blue.

- Everything in the ocean is mine.

-Sinestro, as a bonus...

...why don't you treat yourself?

Go destroy their Hall of Justice,

so when the conquest begins...

...people will know

they have no one to turn to.

Heh-heh. Don't mind if I do.

Lex, all this talk of conquest...

...of dividing this planet

like the spoils of war...

...are we not liberators

bringing freedom?

Yes. Yes. Of course, J'onn.

We are freeing them.

We're freeing them

of making their own decisions.

Don't you worry your telepathic green head

about it. Trust me.

I Will.

For now.

Problems with the Martian?

He's catching on.

Fortunately,

he's already served his purpose.

Feel free to eliminate him permanently.

Oh, the pizza's here.

We're caught in the gravity pull

of that black hole. Hang tight.

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