Lego Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles - The Phantom Clone

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["star wars theme" playing]

[narrator reading

on-screen text]

[]

Narrator:

Luke's just a little bit off.

Man:

Come back here, lad!

Uh, I'm sorry.

The holo-what, now?

Holocrons.

The jedi holocrons.

The force led me here

to find them.

Oh, the jedi holocrons.

Never heard of them.

Oh, man.

We do have some lovely

pre-owned imperial ships

From the old days

you might like.

This baby belonged

to general grievous.

Only drove it on weekends.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Oh, this is awful.

Without those holocrons,

I'll never become a jedi. Unh!

[creature growls]

[both gasp]

[roaring]

I'd suggest

you become a jedi fast.

[]

I got this.

C-3po:

Oh!

[all screaming]

Oh, man.

Help me, luke skywalker!

You're my only hope!

Hang on! Here I come!

[grunts]

Lord vader,

let me remind you,

I've got a fever, and the only

prescription is those holocrons.

Yes, master.

Once I find luke skywalker,

He will lead me

to the holocrons,

And I'm close to discovering

his location.

How close?

Pretty darn close.

[]

Why won't that guy

leave me alone?

I didn't blow up

the death star.

I just stopped him

from stopping luke

From blowing up

the death star.

[groaning]

It's not

the same thing.

Whose side

are you on anyway?

[brakes screech]

Whoa!

Whoo! Ha, ha, ha!

All right, chewie.

[groans]

Ha, ha, ha. Well, that's

the last we'll see of him.

I got a good feeling

about this.

Vader:
Unh!

Huh?

[]

Best surprise entrance ever.

[both grunting]

Unh!

Now you will feel

the wrath of...

Whoa. This is the ship

that defeated me?

What a piece of junk.

Hey, nobody asked you

to come aboard, pleather pants.

Don't call me

pleather pants.

You are going to tell me

where luke skywalker is.

How should I know? He's been

nothing but trouble for me.

For all I care, he could be

in a hole in the ground.

Luke:

Almost there.

[creature roars]

Ah, this is a deep hole.

Luke...

Aah!

I have news

about the holocrons.

Did I call

at a bad time?

No, just saving my friends

from a giant falling dragon.

[roars]

Yoda and I hoped you'd find

the holocrons on your own,

But now vader is on the hunt

for them, so there's no time.

They're buried

under the dune sea.

You must go to tatooine

at once.

After you get out of

this little scrape, of course.

Gotta go.

May the force

be with you.

Who are you gabbing with

up there?

It's kind of complicated.

[roars]

I'll save you!

[grunts]

[rumbling]

[]

Leia:

Whoa!

[shrieks]

Safe and sound.

Look.

I believe the name

is master luke.

Not "luke," look!

[snarling]

Uh-oh. Hang on. Unh!

Oh! Wrong way!

Right way!

[]

All:

Whoa! Unh!

[cheering]

Hold your applause.

He's still coming.

We'd like to take

a test drive.

I'll need your driver's license.

Luke:
No time.

[roars]

Unh! The hatch,

it's rusted shut.

If only you had something

that could cut through metal.

Oh. Right.

Unh! I don't know

how to start this thing.

Sync into the computer system.

[beeps]

You do so know where it's been.

It's been right here.

[roars]

just do it!

[]

[roars]

[roaring]

let's get out of here.

[all scream]

Luke:

Huh? Sorry.

[shrieks]

[choking]

I find your lack of telling me

what I want to hear disturbing.

For the last time,

I don't know where luke is

Or what he's doing.

Luke:
Han? It's luke.

We're on our way to tatooine

to get the holocrons.

They're buried

under the dune sea.

Huh?

Uh, I meant the dune sea hotel

On naboo.

That's right.

I'm gonna head there

right now.

Nowhere else.

See ya. Not on tatooine.

Tatooine.

Victory is mine.

You and your puny--

where'd they go?

The old "hide

in the escape pod" routine.

A brilliant plan,

if I say so myself.

Uh-oh.

Vader:
Bye-bye.

[han screaming]

Next stop, the dune sea.

[engine powering up]

[engine stalls]

Oh, come on.

Work with me here.

[engine revving]

Vader:

No one will beat me

to the holocrons now.

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[jawas chattering]

[metal clanks]

Utinni.

[power surging]

Utinni.

Luke:

We'll be on tatooine in no time.

Nice job

flying this rust bucket.

Thanks.

This is fun.

Those old school bad guys

had some pretty cool ships.

Um, master luke, do you know

a captain wedge antilles?

Wedge? He's my pal.

We go way back

to the battle of yavin.

Well, he's currently aiming

his laser cannon at us...

And firing!

Luke:

Oh, man!

We've got that imperial ship

on the run, red leader.

Copy that, red five.

Hey, no fair.

I'm red five.

Wedge, it's me, luke.

Luke? Are you out there?

Luke:
Yes.

Great.

Wedge:

You can help us attack

this imperial ship.

Uhh. Some friend.

You better fight back.

Luke:

I guess I have no choice.

Oh, this stuff

only happens to me.

[humming "the imperial March"]

Huh?

Hey, I'm one of you.

Vader:

Whoa!

Oh, no. Come on.

Now you decide to have good aim?

Over there.

Shoot it!

Sorry.

There. Get him! Yes!

Sorry, guys.

I'm not enjoying this.

I got him.

I got him! Pew! Pew! Pew!

It's fun to win

every once in a while.

Chewie, did you put on

deodorant today?

[groans]

I know you can't help it.

It's just that we're going

to be stuck in here for a while.

Or a few more seconds.

[groans]

Well, wherever we are,

it could be worse.

[groans]

Uhh. It is cold.

Here's a nice warm cave.

[both screaming]

What kind of crazy place

is this?

Not a place to go without

reading the brochure first.

[chuckles]

yo-yo?

Ian?

Both [in unison]:

It is you.

[both laugh]

[groans]

Long story.

[]

Vader:

Yes. Firsties!

Next stop, the dune sea.

Unh!

Excuse me.

You just watch yourself.

We're wanted men.

I have the-- aah!

Oh, great. Now everybody

has a light saber?

The force tells me we'll find

a vehicle if we go this way.

Excuse me.

Don't hurt us! Please! Oh!

We'll be good!

Hm. What an odd fellow.

Happy birthday, chi chi.

Me's a one proud papa-san.

[creature growls]

[band playing "cantina theme"]

[chattering indistinctly]

[creature growls]

Attention, scum.

[music stops]

I am darth vader, and--

[alarm blaring]

hey, you have to wait outside.

What?

We don't serve droids here.

[alarm stops]

I am not a droid.

Oh! On second thought,

all droids are welcome.

Droid:

Hooray! The ban is repealed!

[droids beeping]

[band playing "cantina theme"]

Now, who would like

to loan me a vehicle?

I'll be happy to,

mr. Non-droid, sir.

Droid:

Hurry, hurry. They are

letting us in now.

The force will guide me

to the right vehicle.

I can feel it.

I can smell it.

And by "it," I mean everything.

Master luke,

I really don't know why

You had to bring us back

to this wretched hive of scum.

Hello there. Heh.

Ew!

Uhh. Nice to meet you too.

See anything you like?

No.

No.

Yes.

I want that pod racer.

And I want a nose job.

Gonna to cost you.

There aren't any pockets

in this outfit.

Heh. No money, no pod.

Bye-bye.

Oh, I don't think so.

You will do as I say.

Heh, heh.

What's with you jedi?

Your stupid mind tricks

don't work on me.

Oh, yeah? Well, guess what.

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