Lego Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles - The Phantom Clone Page #2

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She's a jedi too.

I'm not a jedi.

But he doesn't know that.

Play along.

You will do as we say.

Do as we say.

Heh. Yeah, I don't think so.

Both:

You will do as we say.

[]

Huh.

I will do as you say.

And I will too. I am at your

complete command, o great one.

Threepio?

Droids can't get

mind tricked...Can they?

I am most faithfully

at your service, sir.

Here to do anything you wish,

anything at all.

Well, you can calm down,

for starters.

Of course. If you want me

to be calm, then I will be calm.

I'm doing it now.

Oh, boy.

The pod is yours.

Name your price.

Do you see how calm I am?

Do you?

Yes. Thank you.

You will loan me the pod.

I will loan you the pod.

And you can take my droid

as collateral.

I will take your droid

as collateral.

You okay with that?

Okay?

I'm ecstatic.

I am going to be collateral.

We'll be back, threepio.

I know you will.

Heh, heh.

My friend,

I'm gonna put you to work.

I can't wait. Oh, working

in your employ will be such fun.

It is fun.

Whee!

Uh, it's a little sluggish

in second gear,

But you just have

to ride that out.

Don't let it go below

a quarter of a tank.

Hey, that's my ride.

Hey, that's my ride.

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Now I have you.

[chokes]

Why me?

Why is it always me?

Once get used to the snakes

and diseases I did,

A nice place to live

this became.

It's awesome. So, listen,

luke's a wonderful guy,

But he's a pain in my neck

sometimes.

He's not really

some kind of super kid, is he?

A great jedi

he is destined to be,

But need the holocrons

for his training he does.

Young he is,

and easily distracted from--

In danger he is!

Yapping too long I have been.

Go, go!

Help him you must.

But we don't have a ship

anymore.

My ship you can take.

Great. Where is it,

behind that big trash can?

Um, not exactly.

[chewbacca groans]

Whatever you do, don't burp.

[groans]

And don't even think about

doing that.

[clicks tongue]

Die wanna wanga.

Die wanna wanga.

[vehicles approach]

Die wanna wanga.

[]

Utinni.

Luke:
My holocrons.

Vader:
My holocrons.

[shouting indistinctly]

Hey, those holocrons

belong to me.

Vader:

Wrong. They belong to--

--Me.

Like they say,

always wear a helmet.

Give up, vader.

You'll never win.

Oh, yeah?

[both grunting]

Utinni!

[engine stalling]

Those holocrons

are mine, vader.

They're gonna make me

the greatest jedi ever.

That's impossible,

'cause you're looking at him.

Utinni!

[engine starts]

utinni!

You'll never

get your hands on them.

Uh, fellas?

Both [in unison]:

Not now, leia.

The forces of good

will always beat evil.

You just keep

telling yourself that.

Hello!

Huh?

[engine revving]

All [in unison]:

Utinni!

All [in unison]:

Whoa.

After it.

After it.

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Should we?

Seems reasonable.

[]

[]

Most impressive.

Obi-wan has taught you well.

What? I can't hear you.

The music's too loud.

Never mind.

What?

I said, "never mind."

We did it, chewie. We can save

luke at the last second again.

We're here for you, kid.

Where'd everybody go?

Darn it.

One more time, chewie.

Not without us

you don't.

Leia:
Scootch over.

Han:
You scootch.

[playing lively music]

[screams, grunts]

[cackling]

[screaming]

[grunts]

[laughing]

[]

[both grunting]

You can't win, vader.

Don't you ever get tired

of saying that?

Unh! Uhh!

Uhh!

[grunts]

Jawas:

Utinni!

Ho, ho, ho!

Mine, they're all mine!

[]

Ho, ho, ho, ho!

Hm?

Don't count your holocrons

before they hatch, vader.

Mine. Mine.

Mine.

The jedi

will always prevail,

Because the jedi represent

all that is good.

That's what I'm counting on.

[gasps]

Whoa! Hyah! Ha! Hey!

Threepio!

Here comes master luke.

I knew he'd come back for me.

And he's going to crush me.

Aah!

[vader grunts]

[slurping]

C-3po:

No!

[grunting]

Oh!

[c-3po grunts]

[]

[grunts]

[grunts]

Stupid cape.

Loser.

[grunting]

Lord vader,

I tracked you here.

Our shuttle is waiting in--

no talking. Go, go, go!

Hm. A simple thank you

would have sufficed.

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Master luke! Master luke!

You have disintegrated,

but I'll put you back together.

Uh, but which bits are you?

Is this your head?

Threepio, I'm right here.

Thank the maker. Are you, uh,

fully functional, sir?

I'm fine.

You were almost destroyed.

It was

quite terrifying.

I believe

I may have oiled myself.

But the holocrons,

you let darth vader take them

To save me.

I had to.

A jedi looks out

for his friends.

And I am a jedi,

like my father before me.

Yes, um, about that...

We're here for you, kid.

Darn it.

[droid beeps]

Noble luke's act was,

But disastrous it is

that the holocrons vader has.

Use them to attack us

the emperor will.

And luke's training

will suffer.

Those holocrons

were our last hope.

No.

There is another thing

We could do

If we felt like it.

Or not.

An old friend

we can call on.

Helped us in the past

he has.

Help us now I hope he can.

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Be great if did it too

you did.

Oh, yes, yes,

of course.

[arm buzzing]

Uhh. Come on, yoda.

Five more minutes.

Whoa! Unh!

Okay, okay.

I'm coming.

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["star wars" theme playing]

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