Lenny Page #7
- R
- Year:
- 1974
- 111 min
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Toward the end, he wouldn't do any bits,
he wouldn't do any jokes.
All he wanted to do was read
from the transcripts of his trials.
of a judge, no jury.
The judge was distinguished-looking.
Like Andy Hardy's father.
So I said "That's cool. He'll be fair. "
Your Honour, if I might interject,
even if there were minors present,
I don't think that I said anything
that would have done them any harm.
Young man, I think you'd better
let your attorney try this case.
Now, as far as I'm concerned,
I'm ready to find you guilty right now.
However, I will grant a continuance
as you have requested.
Thank you, sir.
Now it's my understanding
that he has a performance on, uh...
- Saturday.
- .. Saturday.
Yes, sir.
I want to caution you
right now, young man,
that if I get a report that you have
repeated any of this language,
any of these words,
you'll take the consequences.
- Is that clear?
- If I repeat what words? It's all right.
If I repeat what words
specifically, Your Honour?
You say anything obscene,
and I'll take that into consideration
when I dispose of the case.
Court adjourned.
Thank you very much.
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
Lenny Bruce!
Thank you. Bless you. Bless you.
That's because you're good.
Wow. Look at that. We seem
to have some company here tonight.
Could you throw the spotlight
against the wine chest?
I'd like to welcome some friends.
I think they're here.
Ah, yes, there they are.
Good evening, fellas. Hi, guys.
It's Mount Rushmore.
Could we throw the spot on the
other wall there? I think I spot two.
I'm not sure. Ah, yes, there they are!
Hi, Mickey. How's the family? OK.
Wow. Have you ever seen
so much blue in all your life?
I seem to be under a little pressure
here tonight to cool my act.
I don't know how many of you know,
but I was arrested, busted,
right here on this stage
a few nights ago, for saying... No.
I'm not gonna say it.
Let's see. It's an 11-letter word,
it starts with a "C" and ends with a "G".
And it was used... it was used
in the context of defending
a certain homosexual practice.
Actually, though, I don't relate it
only to homosexuals...
I relate it to any contemporary
woman I know! Oh, yeah.
Would know or love or marry.
- You do, too, if you're honest, right?
- Right!
OK, I'd like to ask you all
a few questions now, OK?
And you're all under oath, all of you.
Even standing room only.
How many people in this club here
tonight have ever used that word...
blah-blah-blah?
Don't be shy, you can raise
your hands. Well, that's cool.
Now let's get really honest. You, sir,
have you ever had your blah blahed?
Hm? It's either yes or no.
There's no two ways about it!
OK, how many men in this room
have ever had their blah blahed?
Raise your hands.
Oh, come on, officers.
Now you're under oath.
All right, keep your hands raised.
How many men in this room
have ever blahed a blah? Phew, man.
Somebody's not telling the truth.
OK, ma'am, tell me,
have you ever blahed a blah?
The officers couldn't see it, but she
went like this, and he went like this.
This time the whole audience
gets schlepped away, right?
This is the dirtiest show
I've ever done in my life!
This is really filth!
Now if there is anyone who has not
found this obscene, you're full of blah,
and I hope you never get your
blah blahed again! That's my show.
Thank you and good night!
Andy Hardy's father found me guilty.
One year in jail, and $1,000 fine.
Phew. So you know what we did?
We made a motion for a trial de novo.
We wanted a jury trial, figuring that
12 average members of the community
could better determine what was
obscene, as opposed to one judge.
Here is a guy that never
got past the ninth grade.
At the age of 36, he turns around,
he decides to become a lawyer.
And, I mean,
he drove his friends nuts with it.
Collecting old law books, case numbers,
newspaper clippings, you name it.
And tape. He started taping everything!
He spent $63,000 for tape recordings,
tape equipment, engineers.
He even hired a guy
to record his own trials!
Officer Ryan, were you sexually
stimulated by Mr Bruce's performance?
Irrelevant and immaterial, Your Honour.
- Overruled.
- No, sir.
Officer Ryan, have you ever used
the word "cocksucker"?
Not to my knowledge.
You are quite familiar with the term
"cocksucker", are you not?
I've heard it used.
Matter of fact, the word "cocksucker"
is frequently heard
in a police station, is it not?
Irrelevant and not germane to the issue.
The objection is overruled.
You may answer, Officer.
Could I have
the question again, please?
"Matter of fact, the word 'cocksucker'
is frequently heard
in a police station, is it not?"
I have heard it used, yes.
Yes, you have heard
the word "cocksucker"
used in a police station,
which is a public place.
I think you're all getting off on that word.
You see, Lenny Bruce's satire
is related to the kind of social satire
found in the works
of Aristophanes, Jonathan Swift...
Your Honour, Aristophanes
is not testifying here.
I don't see how he really could.
Reverend Mooney, could you give
the jury a brief summary
of your background in the
field of higher education?
Yes. I have been a Professor of Theology
Could you speak a little louder, sir?
Yes.
I've taught at Boston University
for three years,
Northwestern University for two years,
then UCLA for three years more,
and I am now at Berkeley.
This poor schmuck can't hold a job.
Reverend Mooney, how would
you characterise Mr Bruce's work?
Well, I think that Lenny
has a message to convey.
Now it's my turn. Would you speak
a little louder, please, Reverend?
Yes. He has a message to convey.
And he is honest and sincere about it.
The message is, I believe,
to expose and hold up American society,
so they can really see themselves.
Your Honour, I cannot hear the witness.
- Reverend.
- I'm sorry.
He uses words as weapons,
to hit people over the head with.
To make them recognise
they are being hypocritical
in every phase of their lives.
Words are his tools, and he uses them
like a carpenter uses a hammer...
Order. Order. Order.
Spectators will be seated.
Order in the court. Mr Bruce!
What was the nature of this "chant"?
Well, it was supposed to be talk
between a man and a woman,
who were... involved in the...
in the act of copulation.
"To" is a preposition. "Come" is a verb.
"To" is a preposition. "Come"
is a verb. The verb intransitive.
"To come. " I've heard these
two words my whole adult life,
and as a kid when they
thought I was sleeping.
It's been like a big drum solo.
"Did you come? Did you come good?"
"Did you come good?
Did you come good?"
"Did you come good?
Did you come good?"
"Did you come good?
Did you come good?"
"Did you come good?"
"I come better with you, sweetheart,
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