Leprechaun Page #5

Put me down!

We're cooking now, kids.

Ozzie!

Okay. Over there.

Oh, God, he's in the cabinets.

Okay. Tory, I want you to open

it up and get back quickly, okay?

- Okay.

- Go.

God!

I want me gold!

- Quick!

- Okay.

Oh, God!

You should have picked

door number two, me lad.

Okay. Okay.

You missed me.

- Oh, my God!

- Where is he?

- You can never catch a leprechaun.

- There he goes!

Come on.

There he goes. He's getting away.

- Where the hell did he go?

- He went in there!

Alex, go stay with Ozzie.

Come on.

Ho-ho-ho!

I'm right here, and I

ain't no Santa Claus.

We got the sucker!

Nathan, be careful.

You think it's dead?

Yeah. Yeah, he's dead.

Not a chance, me lads!

Fiddle-dee diddle-dee dee,

a leprechaun me

All right. Hang on. Hang on.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

- What the hell is that?

- I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh, God!

Come on.

Okay, where the hell is he?

Wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on.

Toward the basement.

Toward the basement!

No. Listen. Over here.

- Yeah, he's over there. I hear him.

- He's over there.

Wait. No. Listen.

All right. Okay, he's going

this way. Going this way.

- Right here.

- Okay.

Okay, come on, you little green

f***er, poke your head out.

- Come on, you little...

- Where is he?

- He went outside.

- He's gone.

- Crap.

- He's gone.

He's...

It's gonna be okay.

It's gonna be okay.

Do you hear anything?

He's going down in the basement!

Hello, hello! Help us, please!

Come help us!

We're trapped inside of here!

Where's the rest of me gold?

Having problems?

Do you need a hand?

God, I don't get what

the f***'s going on!

I gave him his gold!

I gave him his gold!

I... I think I know what he wants.

What?

He... He wants his last gold coin.

Stop him! He's got the last

gold coin in his stomach!

Ozzie, come on!

You can't go out there!

There's gotta be another way.

That thing is a leprechaun,

and we've gotta find a way to stop it!

Wait. Old man O'Grady.

He might know how to kill it.

- What?

- When I was a little kid,

he used to tell me stories

about fairies and leprechauns.

If anybody would know how

to kill this thing, he would.

He owned this house. He...

He probably put that thing in its crate.

- Well, where is he?

- Old man O'Grady

is in a rest home at the end of town.

He had a stroke about...

what... 10 years ago.

Well, then we gotta go there.

We gotta go there right now!

- How we gonna get there?

- The jeep. Okay...

Wait a sec. Wait. I got an idea.

Okay.

Alex, keep the door unlocked.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Hello, love!

Farther! Come on!

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Shiny, shiny.

Oh.

Good.

- Okay, Tory, we're clear.

- Okay. I'll be back.

Oh.

No! No! No!

Oh, God.

O'Grady, O'Grady.

Dan O'Grady.

Mr. O'Grady?

It's out. It's out of the crate.

You believe it.

No one believed it was a leprechaun.

I believe it. How do we stop it?

There's only one way...

one way to kill a leprechaun...

but I'm not going to tell ya.

What?

I'll never tell ya!

Oh, my God! Oh!

No! Oh!

Oh, God! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Come on! Open, open, open!

Come on! Oh!

Oh, God. Oh...

No!

He came back for me.

I knew he would,

but no-nobody would believe me.

God, we've gotta get you down.

No. No. It's too...

too late for that now.

But you have to...

you have to kill it.

How? How can we kill it?

A four-leaf clover,

freshly plucked from the clover patch

beside the well.

You gotta put it on his body.

It has to touch him.

Then you can kill him.

Okay.

No...

No...

Little girls shouldn't look

for four-leaf clovers.

Come to me, me dear.

Oh, G...

Oh, my God, a cop! Oh, my God, a cop!

Help! Please!

You gotta help us! Please help us!

Please! Please! Oh, my God!

You've gotta help us!

Oh, my God, no!

I want me gold!

Oh! No!

Oh, no! Get out! Please get out!

An eye for an eye, me dear.

Oh, please, please get out!

Tory!

- We heard your screams.

- Oh, my God.

- Where's Alex?

- He's okay. He's up in the house.

- He's safe.

- Okay. Oh, God. Okay.

O'Grady said that we need

to have a four-leaf clover.

A four-leaf clover will

kill the leprechaun.

We better get outta here

before that thing wakes up.

Okay. There's gotta be a four-leaf

clover in the patch up there.

- He said there was.

- Okay, come on. Let's go.

- Let's go.

- Okay.

Whoa, look at this, you guys!

We're never gonna find

a four-leaf clover in here.

Yes, we can. I found one

once when I was a kid.

- Hey!

- What?

Oh, never mind.

Oh, God, Ozzie!

I gotta get him.

I'm not afraid.

I can get that leprechaun.

Please don't be here yet.

I know I can get him. I'm not afraid.

I'm gonna kill him.

I can get him. I can get him.

I'm not afraid.

Forget it. We're not gonna find it.

Y-You can, too, find it.

You just gotta believe.

Damn it, Ozzie!

I'm so sick of your magic

and your stupid fantasies!

Okay, it's too late for that now!

We don't have time

to sit here in a damn clover

patch and look for clovers!

- That thing is gonna wake up!

- You've lost your faith.

You gotta believe. You got to.

All right, Ozzie. Here. Look.

Here. Look.

I believe. I believe!

Look. You... You found one!

I told you. I told you!

Yes!

- We've gotta get this on the leprechaun!

- Yeah! Come on!

Top o' the morning, me lad!

- Please! Let go! Let go!

- Now I'll finish what I started.

- Get down!

- Help! Please!

Nathan! Ozzie! Please,

somebody help me!

He's gonna kill me!

Let go! Please, help!

No! It's me!

It's me you want, you little

green son of a b*tch!

I've got the last gold coin.

I swallowed it. It's in my stomach.

Then it's your belly I want.

- Use the clover! Use the clover!

- How's your leg?

Are you okay?

- Wait! No!

- I gotta go see Ozzie!

Alex!

I want me last coin!

Me gold!

Hang on, Ozzie! I'll save you!

One second!

I'll save you! Hang on! Hey, lep!

F*** you, Lucky Charms.

We did it.

I did a smart thing. I did

a smart thing, didn't I?

You're really smart, Ozzie.

You just hang in there, okay?

Hey, Alex, what's that?

Gotcha.

First time I ever got ya.

You sure did, Ozzie.

I want me gold!

Oh, Jesus.

I'll not rest till I have me gold.

Curse this well

that me soul shall dwell

till I find me magic

that breaks me spell.

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