Leprechaun 3 Page #3

Unbelievable! He can't lose!

Two hours ago, he's losing his shirt.

Now, I can't stop him.

You better stop him,

or else.

Any other bettors?

No other bettors!

On the way to being

a millionaire.

Six black.

Here we go!

Come on, baby,

make me a winner!

And it's a...

Whoa!

The hits just keep on coming!

A winner!

I've about had it with you,

Loretta.

I did what you told me.

Something went wrong.

You better get the money back

or something will go wrong.

With you.

You know what I mean?

- Mm-hmm.

- Good.

(laughing)

Golden Nugget.

I'd like one of those.

Loretta:
He's a winner again!

Ladies and gentlemen,

due to a slight quivering

in the stem of the wheel,

the situation is thus...

this table is closed,

but it's only temporary.

Come back

in a little while.

- Aw!

- All right?

Thank you very much.

Hey, kid...

congratulations.

You've had some...

some amazing streak of luck.

- I mean, truly amazing.

- Thanks!

I don't know how it happened.

I was losing everything...

and all of a sudden...

Yeah, you see, that's how

it happens sometimes.

Tell me, kid, you...

you staying here at the hotel?

No, actually I'm not.

Oh, well,

let's just change that.

Here you go.

We'd like you to be our guest.

Anything you want, it's on me.

- Okay?

- Wow!

Thanks a lot!

Oh, no problem.

Listen, why don't you just relax,

take a break,

come back in a hour or so,

and see if you can keep

that winning streak going?

- What do you say, kid, huh?

- Yeah!

I can't wait

to get back into it.

Las Vegas is really

turning out to be a great place.

Vegas, the greatest

little town in the world!

I'll see you in a while.

Oh, we'll keep the same

table reserved just for you.

Okay, I'll be here.

That's good.

Jesus!

Schmuck!

Tammy, you won't believe

what happened!

What are you doing here?

You're not supposed to be gambling!

- I won!

- All that?

Scott, you said

you wouldn't gamble!

I know,

but something happened to me,

it's like I've got

the fever or something.

I mean, I was losing my shirt,

and then I went to pawn my watch,

and then

I found a dead guy...

You what?!

At the pawn shop,

but the next thing you know,

I'm back at the casino

winning everything.

Listen to me...

They gave me my own room!

On the house, see?

Scott, just shut up

and listen to me.

I want you to cash in your chips

and go home.

Get in your car

and leave Las Vegas.

No, Tammy, no, listen.

All this happened

because of you.

I wanna share it

with you.

Scott!

Oh, my God!

Are you serious?

Look, I've got a show,

I gotta go.

Just...

all right, cash in the chips

and go to your room

and stay there.

Don't let anybody in!

I cannot stress that enough.

Nobody comes in.

And keep the money

right beside you.

- Okay?

- Okay.

When I'm done with my next show,

I'll come up and we'll talk.

- Okay?

- All right.

I'll be up

as soon as I can.

This is so great,

I can't...

Shh!

Scott!

Shh!

Are you gonna

cash those in?

Oh, yeah.

You've done

well for yourself.

It was a good night.

(cackling)

Nope!

Me shilling!

A lucky sign.

The gold inside

will soon be mine.

(scraping)

Fine suit of clothes, lad!

Well, thank you,

thank you very much.

Those shoes...

do they come in blue suede?

I really like 'em, man.

Well, thank you,

thank you very much.

Hey, man,

you do that pretty good.

Next time, make sure

you get paid for it.

Hey, man,

see you on the flipside.

(laughing)

Vegas!

My kind o' town!

Thank you.

No, thank you.

And now,

using all my magic,

I will summon forth

a member of the animal kingdom.

Bah!

Fazio!

Of course, the casino won't

allow me to use a real bunny.

Oh, my God!

Hello, little one.

What an interesting costume.

Watch this...

Oh, sh*t!

(laughing)

A little token of my esteem,

it is exactly what it seems.

Made fresh daily

at exactly 9:
00

It comes from my shillelagh,

you can keep it in a crock.

(retching)

(laughing)

Fazio!

Just the girl I wanna see.

Not now!

Some little butthead...

What is that smell?

Is that my shoe?

- It was in my hand!

- Oh, my God!

Have you seen that

little tramp that works for me?

Oh, Tammy? Forget her.

Focus on that punk at the elevator.

What about him?

He just won over a hundred

thou with the roulette wheel.

You're kidding! How did you

let him win that much?

Something went wrong.

He still got it on him.

Cash and carry.

- In cash?

- He's got this gold coin I want.

Really?

I figured we split

the green,

I get the gold coin.

You know, good luck charm.

What's his room number?

Room service?

(cackling)

Like taking candy from a baby!

- Go and throw me a winner!

- Yeah!

Yeah!

- Oh, I never lose!

- Hey, Tony, look what we got here.

- A high roller.

- Move!

Nice duds.

What is that, lederhosen?

- Take a break, pal.

- Hey, crappier,

you give me them dice,

I'm feeling lucky!

But I'm not through

winning, lad!

Get outta here...

Aaargh!

Looks like a slot machine!

You wanna try your luck?

This is my kind of place,

crooked and sleazy,

stealing gold from humans

is awfully easy.

Look out, Vegas!

I'm taking over!

Money, money,

money, money...

Oh, it's good!

Money is good!

Money...

That's silk.

I'll keep that.

Hey!

What are you doing

in my room?

Oof!

Ow!

Room service!

What the hell?

Now, me boyo,

I smell me shilling.

Tell me where it is

or there'll be another killing.

What the hell are you?!

I'm a leprechaun,

come to claim me gold.

Aah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

God!

Yeah, give me hotel security.

Yeah, I'd like to report

a leprechaun in your hotel.

No, a leprechaun.

Yeah, a little green guy.

He tried to kill me!

Hello?

The coin.

The bastard took my coin!

Next time,

I'll take the elevator!

Oh!

(moaning)

I have been looking

all over hell for you.

- You got the coin?

- Yes, I got the coin.

I didn't find any money.

- Gimme!

- Forget it!

We're splitting it 50/50.

We made a deal,

that coin belongs to me.

I didn't get the money,

so now we're splitting it.

I'm not gonna sell it,

you putz!

It's got powers!

What kind of powers?

Put it on the table,

you won't believe this.

It's amazing!

Come on!

I can't,

it's magically disappeared.

- Put it on the table!

- All right. What number?

Oh, just any one!

Any one!

I don't get it.

Get what?

Are you losing your mind?

It moves!

It moves to the winning number!

- By itself!

- Oh, I see!

It moves to the winning number

by itself, which means that...

you're nuts!

I gotta go do my show.

Find a coin dealer,

get it appraised

and we will sell it.

I swear,

on my mother's grave,

it has magic.

Loretta, darling,

if you want magic,

bend over. I'll pull a rabbit

out of your ass.

Do what I tell you.

I'll see you tonight.

Fazio!

I know you've got work

to do backstage.

I'm gone.

He's gone.

- Did you get my money back yet?

- I'm working on it.

- What's that?

- That's mine!

That looks like gold to me.

Give me it.

- Give me it!

- It's my personal property!

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