Leprechaun 3 Page #6

Hello?

Is anybody here?

Hello?

Hello? Sir?

Excuse me?

Sir?

Excuse me, sir...

(screaming)

Oh, God! No!

Let me go,

you son of a b*tch!

Now, that's no way to speak about

me mother, bless her greedy soul.

(monitor beeping)

Now, me boyos,

I'll be checking out!

Take care

of the patient!

Ah, an angel of mercy!

Nurse!

Take this patient!

Now that's what I call

managed health care.

(sniffing)

What's that I smell?

Would it be

me brother from hell?

Right.

Now that you're in place,

I'll slice up your face.

Oh, no!

Scott!

Scott, help me!

Please!

Now don't be afraid,

lass.

I'll only remove

the front part.

No, please!

I want me shilling!

I don't have it.

I swear, I don't have it.

What a pity.

What? I don't suppose

you want that nose...

There will be no charge

for removing it.

No! No! No!

Cut her nose and

I'll hack off your toes!

Back off,

you renegade,

before I make you

eat that blade!

Power to power,

you've much to learn,

taller or shorter,

I'll make you burn.

Whoa!

Now where's me shilling?

Fazio's the one

with your shilling!

It's him

you should be killing!

Fazio's magic,

pathetic and lame,

will soon turn tragic

and me shilling I'll claim!

Leave him alone.

You've got what you want.

No, me dear,

you shall not pass.

I'll raise me boot

and kick your...

Aaah!

Put it away!

Ladies and gentlemen,

The Burning Beauty!

A new illusion

I have just developed!

Now, for the first time

on any stage,

our lovely volunteer

from the audience...

trapped inside

a burning hell...

Will she come out alive?

Or medium well?

(laughter)

Scott:
He's going after

the shilling.

Fazio has it.

I've got to destroy him

to save meself.

Is that possible?

Will that work?

I feel it.

I'm part of whatever he is.

Well, maybe we won't

have to destroy him.

If we can find the shilling,

we can wish you back to normal.

Listen to me.

I don't want you

going in with me.

When we get to the casino,

drop me off.

I want you to get out of there.

Go someplace safe.

No!

We started

this together.

We're gonna

finish it that way.

And now,

a word of warning.

If any of you in the audience

are the least bit squeamish,

I suggest

you leave the theatre.

Fazio's illusions

are very, very...

real!

(laughter)

- Who the hell are you?

- No reason for alarm.

Give me the coin

and you'll come to no harm.

It'd be a cold day in hell

before I give up this coin,

so take a hike

before I call security?

You're making a mistake.

As a magician,

you're a pathetic fake.

(groaning)

Scott, hang on!

We're almost there!

Hang on!

(cheers and applause)

Get me out of this thing.

Get me out!

A pleasure it'll be

to get you out, and set you free...

with this!

With Fazio the Great

we had a good laugh.

Shall I start up this saw

and cut him in half?

Yeah or nay?

Audience:
Yes, yes, yes!

No!

No, no!

My audience, no!

No, you love me!

You love me, no!

I can't hear you!

(motor buzzing)

Oh, no!

Now, me boyo,

where's me shilling?

You're bluffing!

There's a whole room

full of witnesses.

Oh, too bad!

Forcing me

to split in two

a nice young lad

such as you.

(motor starts)

I wish I was in

Caesar's Palace right now!

No, lad.

You've had your wish.

Now I'll have mine.

Aahh!

This way!

(screaming)

Caesar's Palace...

(groaning)

Listen to me, everybody!

This man's a maniac.

For your own safety,

get out of the room!

Come on, everybody out,

hurry!

Aaah!

Hurry, hurry!

Oh, God!

Scott!

The shilling!

I wish Scott was...

No wish for you,

darling.

Now I'll peel you

like a grape.

Hold it!

Now wait, lad.

What are you doing?

We're brothers.

I don't think so.

Scott...

come over to the green side.

I'll make you rich.

There it is,

yours for the taking.

You'll share nothing!

I know how you are,

you're only bluffing.

Trust me, lad,

one devilish creature

to another.

Ah! That's me boy.

We're alike,

me and you.

Evil as hell,

all the way through.

No, Scott!

He's not like you!

Don't listen to him.

She's right!

I'm not like you.

I'll never be like you!

Put it down, lad,

you can't hurt me.

You should know that by now.

Think of the gold, Scott,

the power it can give you.

The gold, Scott.

His power lies in the gold.

We'll share it, I promise.

Share this, pal!

Aaargh!

No, me gold!

Aaargh!

(groaning)

Scott... Scott!

Oh, my God!

You're back!

You're normal again.

Oh, I can't believe it!

I can't wait to get out of here

and leave this nightmare behind.

Well, we won't be

leaving it all behind.

What do you mean?

I found this.

What do you think?

We can have just about

anything we want.

It's your call.

I don't know...

I think I have

everything I want.

You know something,

sweetheart?

This could be the beginning

of a beautiful friendship.

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