Leprechaun 4: In Space Page #4

No static, nothing.

It's because we're in a deep,

dark hole.

Let's get outta here.

Sticks?

Hang in there, Books.

We're on our way.

We're going after him,

aren't we?

Not "we. "

Me.

You're going back.

I'm waiting for the others.

Damn it! I am part of this operation.

I have a job to do!

Part of my job is making sure

that nothing happens to you.

I'm not going back.

- Listen, Doc, you don't...

- Tina.

- What?

- My name is Tina.

Listen, Tina,

you're in the way here.

You can't shoot a gun.

You're not trained for combat.

You'll get us both killed.

I can assure you I am quite

capable of taking care of myself.

Okay, fine, we'll both go.

You go first.

- You go first.

- God!

You're busted, lad.

Give me back the princess,

or I'll barbecue your buns

to a crisp.

Get out of here.

Go!

- What about you?

- Never mind me. Get outta here!

How do you like it?

Medium or well done?

I'm not leaving you here!

Get outta here!

Hot stuff, coming up!

Go!

Get on the hoist.

Let's go.

- You on?

- Uh-huh.

Going up.

Clever, lad.

But I'll roast you yet.

This barbecue's only

just begun.

Are you all right?

You saved my life.

Part of the job.

You can put me down, now.

You're really good

with that rifle.

Maybe I could...

teach you

how to use it some time.

I don't think that

I'm the killer type.

Right time, right place...

we're all killers.

- Hey, Sarge.

- You get him?

He got away.

Where's Danny and Sticks?

I don't know.

I gave the order to converge.

Must be on their way.

Sarge, you read me?

Books?

Anybody?

Damn it. I told you we should

have never come down here.

Will you relax, Danny!

Cheap-ass equipment.

Nothing works.

Gotta be an exit

coming up soon.

What the hell was that?

Hello?

Anybody here?

I think we found him.

I'm outta here.

Danny,

get your ass back here.

Danny!

Sh*t.

Danny, open the door.

My light went out.

That's an order.

Hello, Danny boy.

Let's talk about safety

in the workplace.

Oops!

Be very careful when handling

sharp instruments.

And watch out

for naked flames.

As Shakespeare said,

"Sh*t happens. "

"Oh, Danny boy, the pipes,

the pipes are playing... "

What's the matter, lad?

Don't like me singing?

Listen to me.

I got no fight with you.

You want that alien broad?

Take her.

Hell, I don't care.

You understand?

I just want to live.

Of course you do.

But I'm not after you, lad.

- You're not?

- No.

As a matter of fact,

I could use your help.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Maybe we could

be partners.

That'd be okay with me.

But, uh, I don't know if

I could trust you, lad.

Nah, you could trust me.

Let's talk it over,

face to face.

Sure. Why not?

Where are you?

Over here.

Behind these pipes.

I'll be right there.

Where are you,

Danny boy?

Right here.

Aaahh!

Smashing.

Simply smashing.

Harold,

prepare the DNA.

I have computed the formula.

May I say

what an honor it is...

to be working with

such a great genius?

May I say how much I loathe

and despise toadies like you?

Thank you.

May I say what an honor

it is to be despised

by such a magnificent mind?

- Oh, shut up.

- I'd love to. Thank you.

Harold, I wonder

if your tiny brain

could even begin to comprehend

how important this is to me.

For years I have dreamt

of the opportunity

to rejoin the human race.

Did you know that I was once

considered quite dashing?

Really?

Of course.

And then...

the experiment.

- The experiment?

- Yes.

I would have been

the first computer

with an organic structure.

Something went wrong.

No, Harold, it all went

according to plan.

Moron! Look at me!

But now, with her DNA...

I shall recreate Mittenhand.

I shall rise like a phoenix

from the ashes

and stand triumphant

before the world.

I shall be beautiful!

Cool.

Delores, you're up.

Clear.

Sh*t!

Books,

what's going on?

Books, open it!

Access denied.

Get it open!

Get her, Books!

Try it again, Delores.

- Won't work.

- Access denied.

- It's the wiring.

- Hurry up!

Come on.

Access denied.

Couldn't your friends

make it, lass?

What's going on?

Too bad.

Take this,

you son of a b*tch.

Sarge! I got him!

- Yeah, way to go, Delores!

- Great shot, Delores!

All right.

One for the good guys.

Aaahhh!

Sh*t. Open up.

Get it open, Books.

You like hanging around, eh?

But there's no future

in that.

Hang in there, Marine!

How about a little game

me mother taught me?

This little piggy

went to market.

This little piggy

stayed at home.

Hang on, Delores.

Come on, man!

This little piggy

had bread and butter.

Open it up!

And this little piggy went...

"Wee, wee, wee,"

all the way home!

Got it! Go!

Come on!

Delores!

Let's go!

Delores.

Tina, she's gone.

Kill him.

You heard her...

Let's get

that son of a b*tch.

It's ready.

Finally!

Ahh, the delicate scent

of my own true love.

Harold, see who's

at the door.

Let me in, please.

They tore off all my clothes.

Let me in

before they come back.

? Dr. Reeves?

Just open the door.

Hurry.

Okay, hang on.

I have to disable

the security system.

Oh, thank you, thank you.

You saved my life.

Aughh!

Hold that for me,

will you, lad?

Make way for the king.

Now where's

me future queen?

You, lad.

Where is she?

You are the monster?

You?!

Oh, I'm sorry.

I really don't want to be rude...

but I had no idea.

How very tall you are.

How wonderfully amusing!

You find me laughable?

Only slightly, dear boy,

only slightly.

And I suppose now

you'll want to kill me.

Which part is it

that still lives?

Is it the arm, or the bald thing

in the middle?

Touch.

Yes, very good!

But do not

let my appearance

fool you.

I was about to say

the same thing.

Perhaps we could come...

to an arrangement.

It appears to me that

we have a lot in common.

You are a monster,

and in my own charming way,

so am I.

I am greedy,

and you are insatiable.

Two peas in a pod,

don't you think?

You ought to know that

what I want, you can't give me.

I want a throne.

I want to be king.

I want people groveling

at me feet.

I want respect.

Respect is nothing!

Fear is what makes

the universe go round, my friend.

Fear is what you want.

Unfortunately...

you won't live

long enough

to frighten anyone

ever again.

Harold.

Aaaahh!

Thanks for returning it, lad.

Now, me boyo,

it's time you were punished.

I got him. He's in the lab.

Let's go!

Aaaahh!

She loves me.

Oh, it's you.

I had a dream that

he was draining my blood.

Destroy him.

Yes, of course.

But I have something wonderful

in store for him, my lovely.

DNA.

"All things bright

and beautiful,

All creatures great and small... "

A little added spice.

Dinner is served.

Now, let's see if we can't get this

through your thick skull.

...Doctor.

You like it, lad?

It's from an old family recipe.

Someone's coming.

Good.

Don't shoot at any

of the hostages.

Let them go

or you're dead meat!

Take a bite out of this.

Come on!

Ouch!

It's burning!

This way, dear.

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