Leroy and Stitch

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[fanfare]

[applause]

- Aloha.

- [all] Aloha.

Today the Galactic Council assembles

to honor Lilo and Stitch,

who have successfully captured all 625

of Jumba's genetic experiments,

turned them from bad to good,

and found each a place

where it can belong.

[applause]

To recognize the completion

of their task,

the Galactic Council has elected

to bestow the following rewards...

[gasps] You hear that, Jumba?

We're gonna get prizes.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba, we hereby return

the confiscated key to your laboratory.

Hah! With old lab back,

evil possibilities are infinite!

Agent Wendy Pleakley...

[snores]

...we hereby offer you the chair

of Earth Studies at the GACC.

Ohh.

Galactic Alliance Community College?

Yes!

As for Stitch,

you are hereby offered a commission

as captain of the Galactic Armada

and commander of its

new flagship the BRB-9000.

Ooh. BRB.

What's BRB stand for?

Big Red Battleship!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Finally, Lilo Pelekai, you shall

become our first Earth ambassador

and return to Kauai

to be the experiments' sole caretaker.

[applause]

You mean Jumba and Pleakley

and Stitch aren't coming home?

Stitch wants to come back to Kauai.

Right, Stitch?

Oh, uh, Kauai.

Yeah.

Maybe everybody wants to go back?

- Right. Of course.

- What?

Don't you have something to say?

Oh, yeah, right. I'm wishing

to go back to stinky water planet

and share bunk bed

with bossy one-eyed noodle.

Is this your final decision?

[all] Um...

- Eeh.

- Absolutely.

I suppose. Or maybe...

Then so be it.

[electricity crackles]

# Aloha

# Ohana

[foghorn bellows]

[Lilo] Now that we're done

catching experiments,

we can do whatever we want.

I want to finish my logbook.

It's got a picture of every experiment,

in the one place they belong.

What do you want to do, Stitch?

Hmm... [hums]

- [grunts]

- [pipe creaks]

And, uh... Huh?

- [rustling]

- [Stitch muttering]

Ee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[imitates jets roaring]

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[gibberish]

Scale model of Big Red Battleship.

Impressive.

[microwave beeps]

Where are you taking the microwave?

Hah! Without evil genius lab,

Jumba must energize genetic experiments

with primitive Earth popcorn maker.

You know, the microwave oven

was invented by Dr. Percy Spencer.

Ah, who cares?

If you were a student at GACC you'd care

'cause it would be on the final exam.

And what do we call this, class?

Breakfast?

Specifically, grain-based flakes

immersed in bovine gland extract.

Eww!

I'm off to work. Oh, Pleakley.

I need you to fix Lilo's skirt

for hula class.

Only if you answer

this extra credit question correctly.

Where did the native Hawaiian

hula dance originate?

- Uh, Hawaii?

- Very good, Nani!

If you were attending GACC,

I'd move you to the head of the class.

- [imitates jets roaring]

- [crash]

[turbine backfires]

[Gantu] Blitznak!

Without the reserve engines,

this ship is stupid and useless.

- Just like you.

- [sighs] Who am I kidding?

You're right.

I couldn't hold on to

a single one of those experiments.

You still got me,

your faithful sandwich-making pal.

Yes. I noticed the little Earth girl

never captured you.

I guessed the one place I belonged

was with my blubber-butt buddy Gantu.

Maybe that was

my problem all along.

What? Your blubber butt? [chuckles]

Gantu?

So, we're taking

the old two-man shuttle, huh? Heh-heh.

Hey, you want I should fix

a picnic lunch for the trip?

There's only room for two

on the two-man shuttle,

me and Dr. Hamsterviel.

- I'm breaking him out of prison.

- What?

This is my last chance

to redeem myself.

If I succeed, my future is secured.

What about my future?

How am I supposed to pay the bills?

Why not make sandwiches?

It's all that you're good at.

- Maybe I will!

- Fine.

You're gonna miss my egg salad!

Not enough mayonnaise

and too much dill weed.

What did you call me?

- [generator starts]

- [beep]

- [crackling]

- [beeps]

Aagh! Primitive Earth science.

Jumba... what was your old lab like?

Ah ha ha ha!

Galaxy Defense Industries.

State-of-art genetic accelerator.

Endless uburnium energy supply.

Everything little boy Jumba

ever dreamed of having

in evil genius laboratory! [laughs]

Hah...

Um, but popcorn power is good too.

[beeps]

[Pleakley] Welcome, students,

to Earthiana 101.

Quiet, class. Quiet!

Plooka, spit out that gum!

Lenlu, stop playing with your antenna.

- Pleakley.

- Aah! Oh, Lilo!

Don't pay any attention to me.

I wasn't pretending to be

a professor of Earth Studies,

just like I dreamed of

since before I could walk on three legs.

Not at all! I was just, uh,

uh... brushing my tongues!

BRB.

Scrump, have I ever told you the story

of the Lonely Rooster?

Once there was a rooster named Pancake.

He was lonely.

So he went to the beach

to make friends.

He made friends

with a shell named Paula

and an empty can of soda named Jimmy

and a piece of a broken surfboard

named Steve.

They were good friends

and had fun playing together.

But then one day a big wave

splashed over the whole beach

and washed Paula and Jimmy

and Steve away.

[wave crashes]

Pancake was sad

that his friends were gone.

But Pancake was never lonely again,

because he could always remember them.

The end.

Lilo, are you OK?

Scrump and I are getting used to

the way things used to be.

So, you're letting them go.

They'll say they want to stay,

but it's just because

they don't want me to be sad.

They'll be OK without me, right?

Oh, Lilo.

You're showing so much aloha spirit

letting them go.

And the aloha you give

will always come back to you.

It's like a circle.

Aloha means hello,

but it also means goodbye.

It's hard to say goodbye.

I know, baby.

Goodbye, laundry!

Goodbye, dirty dishes!

Goodbye, dust bunnies.

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!

Nani says that letting you go

shows aloha spirit,

and that the aloha you give

will always come back to you.

Eh, interesting theory

but scientifically impossible.

I'm estimating 23 percent aloha

- is lost in giving process.

- [beakers break]

You know, aloha is one of those

Earth concepts I never did understand.

Come, Pleakley. Oof!

What is in here, bricks?

Concrete, adobe, terra cotta...

You name the brick, it's in there.

My students are sure

to find them fascinating.

Jumba, you belong back in

your real evil genius laboratory.

But if you're ever missing Kauai,

you can play this.

It's my favorite Elvis record.

Pleakley, you belong

at Galactic Alliance Community College

teaching Earth stuff to aliens.

That's why I'm giving you this rock.

Here it's just a dumb old paperweight,

but out there it'll be a dumb old

paperweight from another planet.

I'll keep it with me always.

And, Stitch, you belong...

I'll miss you too.

But you belong out in space,

catching bad guys

with the Big Red Battleship.

This is a very special necklace.

I kept it hidden in a sock

for three years.

It's Ku Tiki, the god of strength.

Promise to never take it off?

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